Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Shohei is on the left. pic.twitter.com/pZ0y3Utggh
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 14, 2026

Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/kR9oUhTpbL
— Ely Sussman (@RealEly) May 17, 2026

The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn pic.twitter.com/VrBHO0krdX
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) May 18, 2026

THROWING THE GUM NEVER FAILS TO DESTROY ME XJDJSJDHSB https://t.co/roxLRAmPaM pic.twitter.com/7pDk9dlVu2
— roseanne 🥀 (@HoodieFrazier) May 20, 2026

this is so fucking funny https://t.co/cobNB22QCs
— Diana (@bigsportsgirly) May 21, 2026

It's been a long time since I've seen so much useful advice in one place.
I think I'll have a pickle.

(Richard Scarry, author and illustrator) pic.twitter.com/pm9RBElITo
— .stuff (@vintagestuff4) May 21, 2026

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak. pic.twitter.com/trFao0wwnX
— Co-op Tory 🍁 (@CoopTory) May 21, 2026

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. comes into this shot like a cartoon character. Fantastic stolen base. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/9FTfHc7jmm
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 21, 2026

watch the 2025 mlb world series https://t.co/oSyrQsceuS
— aj (@schneiderholics) May 23, 2026

The Yohendrick Piñango temporary "💋" tattoo giveaway next year will be a weird one, but I think it will sell. #BlueJays
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 23, 2026

how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function pic.twitter.com/wMmt2EyEPx
— r (@6ffside) May 23, 2026

Explaining to my girlfriend that even though the Blue Jays are 2 games below .500 they’re in a playoff spot pic.twitter.com/PiMueX4AqV
— johnny (@JohnnyGiunta_) May 23, 2026

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run pic.twitter.com/sLvfzHC2oG
— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) May 24, 2026

if i hit someone with a pitch i'd be on the verge of tears and have to take myself out of the game but that's just me
— annie (@sweetndpolite) May 27, 2026

https://t.co/7dXqZSRfAh pic.twitter.com/86EMqWGw9E
— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) May 27, 2026

maybe the real anti-aging principles is living a life of whimsy pic.twitter.com/gOaFY06HCO
— TrueRGM (@TrueRGM) May 28, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

Yes I did a post like this only nine days ago, but the tweets have been on fire so here were the best of the best from the World Series games so far!

This video wasn't wrong; just 19 months ahead of its time. It gave me chills then and gives me them even more so now.pic.twitter.com/39mTQul08T
— M🐝 (@CakeMcJabe) October 22, 2025

OH MY GOD joe carter just threw out the first pitch and they let him wear the world series home run jacket?? and he did the george hand heart😭🫶🏻 pic.twitter.com/uJpEDDd3e7
— maddie (@maddiecholette) October 26, 2025

On the one hand, the Jays were lackluster in game 2.

On the other hand, this homicidal maniac takes the mound for us in game 3. #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/iEXBdVULNo
— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) October 26, 2025

Five months ago today, Davis Schneider was in AAA, where he'd been for over a month after an early-season demotion.

The Blue Jays were 26-28 with playoff odds below 30%.

Now he's living the dream, walking around Dodger Stadium barefoot, and the Jays are 3 wins from a title. https://t.co/4Z5ZzdGS3I
— Nick Ashbourne (@NickAshbourne) October 27, 2025

https://t.co/f0bzsb9fIN pic.twitter.com/aBtk8WiPej
— Adam Laskaris (@adam_la2karis) October 27, 2025

watching that ump that called strike on a clear ball #worldseries #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/wxSdcGtiSR
— maiya ⚡️💙 (@maiyapapaya96) October 28, 2025

Every baserunner tonight pic.twitter.com/hnGIA0kUkN
— Liam Fennessy (@LiamFennessy_) October 28, 2025

Current Jays Lineup

Schneider
Lukes
Guerrero
Kiner-Falefa
Varsho
Heineman
Straw
Clement
Gimenez pic.twitter.com/4lky62EVzF
— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) October 28, 2025

This game is so long they are now just showing footage of fruit. #WorldSeries pic.twitter.com/zyD9GzerSA
— Rachel Rohatgi (@rachelrohatgi) October 28, 2025

Ohtani and Vladimir Guerrero when this game started

#WORLDSERIES pic.twitter.com/RmaETNoA8M
— Ammar. (@Ammar_AliKhan) October 28, 2025

getting woken up and having to mentally prepare to root for the jays again in 10 hours while sipping on a $1 iced capp from tim hortons (with minimum $3 purchase) pic.twitter.com/MgEvGScv5I
— alex (@steven_lebron) October 28, 2025

can’t wait to watch more baseball later !! pic.twitter.com/ptzd3SBKUA
— Hailey Salvian (@hailey_salvian) October 28, 2025

Me complaining about how exhausted I am this morning after watching 18 innings of Game 3 last night to fans who stayed up on the East Coast pic.twitter.com/lrN5pwWFHF
— Annie O’D ❤️‍🔥 (@sweetannieod) October 28, 2025

I still haven’t seen any media outlets clearly state that Shane Bieber out-pitched Shohei Ohtani on baseball’s biggest stage.pic.twitter.com/IcisNHtuVN
— Blue Jays Dad (@BlueJaysDad) October 29, 2025

when your friends ask you if you've texted your ex recently pic.twitter.com/ODtcy3d4kA
— Cut4 (@Cut4) October 29, 2025

Am I crazy or does this Jays team do an awful lot of ‘first time in history’ things for a team that is “overwhelmingly an underdog” https://t.co/n6DRKTC9i2
— Michael Bradburn (@MWBII) October 30, 2025

this is the team-iest team that has ever teamed
— Necro-frolics (@DesmondCole) October 30, 2025

Nobody loved that double play more than Max Scherzer. Mad Max, indeed. pic.twitter.com/LRPWXuwfZE
— Ian Hunter (@BlueJayHunter) October 30, 2025

davis missing out on the high five so he runs to the end of the line for the hug 😭😭😭 https://t.co/3aRK7tVX04
— ki (@noregretskii) October 30, 2025

Dave Roberts when he finds out that he has to go through customs again pic.twitter.com/KJw7EcoIXZ
— Kevin Papetti (@KPapetti) October 30, 2025

“So youre telling me, two years after I sign with LA, the Jays will be on the verge of a World Series title… against us?”

pic.twitter.com/ClghAG5bfB
— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) October 30, 2025

trey yesavage, ernie clement, davis schneider and addison barger pic.twitter.com/yiqDjZ9KH1
— maha (@mahaaaay) October 30, 2025

Best Father’s Day gift ever! https://t.co/YD3EjPMLow
— bballdad4️⃣4⃣7⃣4⃣5⃣ 📺 🏀🖋⚡️⚾️ 🐦#36🇨🇦 (@bballdad44745) October 30, 2025

"Should’ve brought your glove" – Buck Martinez after a fan gets hit with a foul ball pic.twitter.com/hovgUVvaPI
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) October 30, 2025

JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE GET WELL SOON!! https://t.co/mZxv5gmZEw
— Madeline Schneider (@SchneideRemarks) October 30, 2025

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