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LIZ HEATHER

October 5, 2026

The Best Blue Jay Threads + Tweets

by Liz Heather in Links


What’s that? They didn’t make the playoffs this year? YEAH SO WHAT. THE TWEETS LAST MONTH WERE STILL GOOD.

Baseball on the radio is one of life’s great pleasures

— Ryan Glasspiegel (@sportsrapport) September 30, 2026

schneider’s shit eating grin, george throwing god knows what, everyone hyped clapping at max going past 100 pitches. whole house happy i already miss you my toronto blue jays 🥹 https://t.co/fHtnEqp9Vr

— roni (@blujaypilled) September 28, 2026

toronto baseball is so special man, we can sell out a game and get every fan emotional in game 162 when we didn't even make the postseason

— skye domie (@skyedomie) September 27, 2026

Yeah cause she's like "we'll be back next year all I have to do is write another awesome letter."

— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 28, 2026

Charles McAdoo just hit the longest HR hit at Rogers Centre by a Blue Jay this season

— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) September 27, 2026

Verlander final game: aww look, his daughter is coming to take him out! he's crying! we're crying! Baseball is so beautiful! Scherzer (potential) final game: uh-oh, here comes the manager. And Scherzer is baring his teeth! Vintage Max! oh wow, that's a LOT of blood!

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) September 27, 2026

MAX SCHERZER https://t.co/JpWb7KHlNA

— mj (@Hockey_Is_All) September 27, 2026

George Springer on his embrace with Max Scherzer “seeing him finally actually smile in a game he’s pitching… was amazing”

— Anna Dua (@AnnaNoelleDua) September 27, 2026

i’m crying at home and max’s daughter just keeps doing backflips on the field 😭

— roni (@blujaypilled) September 27, 2026

this whole sequence... crowd getting on their feet, vladdy hyping them up, max and vali's reaction to the strikeout, the pan to his family in the stands... how can you not be romantic about baseball https://t.co/q9hpflUk7w

— r (@6ffside) September 27, 2026

Myles straw choosing ‘closing time’ for his walk up song today. Oh he’s sick for that.

— kathryn 'sad yee-haw' dubs 👾 (@ohhikathryn) September 27, 2026

why's he pitcher catnip https://t.co/Kk1kbxsyaT

— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 26, 2026

Always listen to papa https://t.co/N2BUyylGDD

— Montreal Expos (@Montreal_Expos) September 25, 2026

me when my workplace is falling apart but i know im quitting in a week https://t.co/qtjyE8qAWG

— addison barger pr (@bargerfan) September 23, 2026

man https://t.co/0xAP0wfJTe

— r (@6ffside) September 23, 2026

The Jonas Brothers playing in the middle of a World Series game

— Snoopy Guerrero Jr (@stevenact4) September 23, 2026

Y’all don’t let the Toronto Blue Jays stop you from making banana crumble bars https://t.co/iCuE05npRB

— ‏ٰ (@filmpullman) September 23, 2026

Why does it look like Smith fucking killed him bro 😭😭

— Maya #BeEvil (@deriviatives_) September 22, 2026

A very minor detail that I like about MLB is that every other sport has the HIDEOUS "2026-27" "2010-11" season names meanwhile the MLB has the GORGEOUS season-within-one-calendar-year

— RGT (@CyGasser) September 21, 2026

the way kaz’s hair flows out as soon as he removes his helmet 🌊 https://t.co/fg8CQXMPKw

— klein (@ca1amitousbank) September 19, 2026

What if you were out in public and you suddenly just like, grounded into an inning-ending double play. How embarrassing

— popular knapsack (@JJHudsucker) September 17, 2026

Thank you daughter

— JD Bunkis (@JDBunkis) September 15, 2026

Fair play to the Rogers Centre for giving Vladdy that moment. Don't let anyone on the internet tell you it was an overreaction.

— Faizal Khamisa (@FaizalKhamisa) September 13, 2026

it is a humiliation ritual to wear a yankees or dodgers hat in the city of toronto

— ⁸⁶ crissy 🦋 ₈₃ (@ceasesleaf) September 13, 2026

Memo to #Cubs bullpen: https://t.co/AiJG6o4Z9v

— Brent Kilman (@Brent_Kilman) September 9, 2026

I don't care who you root for. If your manager gives a pep talk to a 21 yr old, with 2 months of MLB time, in the bottom of the 10th, w/bases loaded, and asks him if he's "ready", you better have goosebumps when he delivers.

— Steve (@postalsteve) September 9, 2026

you get into one sports team and it takes over your whole life. and wardrobe

— r (@6ffside) September 7, 2026

https://t.co/SDbVbsfjMk

— anna 🏒 (@goaliepats) September 4, 2026

https://t.co/qhHDAXkHaC

— salt (@ancilladominii) September 3, 2026

sportsnet telling me every similarity between bateman and kwan except for they’re both asian i’m crying

— 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙠 🎞️ (@dragswagun) September 3, 2026

is it possible to experience post-concert depression but for a sports game

— r (@6ffside) August 30, 2026

Buck catches up with the Blue Jays in the dugout after his Hall of Excellence induction 🤝 https://t.co/1dYit7B2wa

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) August 29, 2026

TAGS: Liz Heather, The Blue Jays, Toronto Blue Jays, baseball, baseball tweets, funny


May 31, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of May

by Liz Heather in Links


Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Shohei is on the left. pic.twitter.com/pZ0y3Utggh

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 14, 2026

Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/kR9oUhTpbL

— Ely Sussman (@RealEly) May 17, 2026

The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn pic.twitter.com/VrBHO0krdX

— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) May 18, 2026

THROWING THE GUM NEVER FAILS TO DESTROY ME XJDJSJDHSB https://t.co/roxLRAmPaM pic.twitter.com/7pDk9dlVu2

— roseanne 🥀 (@HoodieFrazier) May 20, 2026

this is so fucking funny https://t.co/cobNB22QCs

— Diana (@bigsportsgirly) May 21, 2026

It's been a long time since I've seen so much useful advice in one place.
I think I'll have a pickle.

(Richard Scarry, author and illustrator) pic.twitter.com/pm9RBElITo

— .stuff (@vintagestuff4) May 21, 2026

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak. pic.twitter.com/trFao0wwnX

— Co-op Tory 🍁 (@CoopTory) May 21, 2026

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. comes into this shot like a cartoon character. Fantastic stolen base. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/9FTfHc7jmm

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 21, 2026

watch the 2025 mlb world series https://t.co/oSyrQsceuS

— aj (@schneiderholics) May 23, 2026

The Yohendrick Piñango temporary "💋" tattoo giveaway next year will be a weird one, but I think it will sell. #BlueJays

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 23, 2026

how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function pic.twitter.com/wMmt2EyEPx

— r (@6ffside) May 23, 2026

Explaining to my girlfriend that even though the Blue Jays are 2 games below .500 they’re in a playoff spot pic.twitter.com/PiMueX4AqV

— johnny (@JohnnyGiunta_) May 23, 2026

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run pic.twitter.com/sLvfzHC2oG

— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) May 24, 2026

if i hit someone with a pitch i'd be on the verge of tears and have to take myself out of the game but that's just me

— annie (@sweetndpolite) May 27, 2026

https://t.co/7dXqZSRfAh pic.twitter.com/86EMqWGw9E

— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) May 27, 2026

maybe the real anti-aging principles is living a life of whimsy pic.twitter.com/gOaFY06HCO

— TrueRGM (@TrueRGM) May 28, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, funny tweets, best threads, funny threads, best of Twitter, best of Threads, funny, Liz Heather, Toronto Blue Jays, baseball tweets, baseball threads


October 30, 2025

The Best Blue Jays Tweets (World Series Edition)

by Liz Heather in Links


Yes I did a post like this only nine days ago, but the tweets have been on fire so here were the best of the best from the World Series games so far!

This video wasn't wrong; just 19 months ahead of its time. It gave me chills then and gives me them even more so now.pic.twitter.com/39mTQul08T

— M🐝 (@CakeMcJabe) October 22, 2025

OH MY GOD joe carter just threw out the first pitch and they let him wear the world series home run jacket?? and he did the george hand heart😭🫶🏻 pic.twitter.com/uJpEDDd3e7

— maddie (@maddiecholette) October 26, 2025

On the one hand, the Jays were lackluster in game 2.

On the other hand, this homicidal maniac takes the mound for us in game 3. #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/iEXBdVULNo

— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) October 26, 2025

Five months ago today, Davis Schneider was in AAA, where he'd been for over a month after an early-season demotion.

The Blue Jays were 26-28 with playoff odds below 30%.

Now he's living the dream, walking around Dodger Stadium barefoot, and the Jays are 3 wins from a title. https://t.co/4Z5ZzdGS3I

— Nick Ashbourne (@NickAshbourne) October 27, 2025

https://t.co/f0bzsb9fIN pic.twitter.com/aBtk8WiPej

— Adam Laskaris (@adam_la2karis) October 27, 2025

watching that ump that called strike on a clear ball #worldseries #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/wxSdcGtiSR

— maiya ⚡️💙 (@maiyapapaya96) October 28, 2025

Every baserunner tonight pic.twitter.com/hnGIA0kUkN

— Liam Fennessy (@LiamFennessy_) October 28, 2025

Current Jays Lineup

Schneider
Lukes
Guerrero
Kiner-Falefa
Varsho
Heineman
Straw
Clement
Gimenez pic.twitter.com/4lky62EVzF

— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) October 28, 2025

This game is so long they are now just showing footage of fruit. #WorldSeries pic.twitter.com/zyD9GzerSA

— Rachel Rohatgi (@rachelrohatgi) October 28, 2025

Ohtani and Vladimir Guerrero when this game started

#WORLDSERIES pic.twitter.com/RmaETNoA8M

— Ammar. (@Ammar_AliKhan) October 28, 2025

getting woken up and having to mentally prepare to root for the jays again in 10 hours while sipping on a $1 iced capp from tim hortons (with minimum $3 purchase) pic.twitter.com/MgEvGScv5I

— alex (@steven_lebron) October 28, 2025

can’t wait to watch more baseball later !! pic.twitter.com/ptzd3SBKUA

— Hailey Salvian (@hailey_salvian) October 28, 2025

Me complaining about how exhausted I am this morning after watching 18 innings of Game 3 last night to fans who stayed up on the East Coast pic.twitter.com/lrN5pwWFHF

— Annie O’D ❤️‍🔥 (@sweetannieod) October 28, 2025

I still haven’t seen any media outlets clearly state that Shane Bieber out-pitched Shohei Ohtani on baseball’s biggest stage.pic.twitter.com/IcisNHtuVN

— Blue Jays Dad (@BlueJaysDad) October 29, 2025

when your friends ask you if you've texted your ex recently pic.twitter.com/ODtcy3d4kA

— Cut4 (@Cut4) October 29, 2025

Am I crazy or does this Jays team do an awful lot of ‘first time in history’ things for a team that is “overwhelmingly an underdog” https://t.co/n6DRKTC9i2

— Michael Bradburn (@MWBII) October 30, 2025

this is the team-iest team that has ever teamed

— Necro-frolics (@DesmondCole) October 30, 2025

Nobody loved that double play more than Max Scherzer. Mad Max, indeed. pic.twitter.com/LRPWXuwfZE

— Ian Hunter (@BlueJayHunter) October 30, 2025

davis missing out on the high five so he runs to the end of the line for the hug 😭😭😭 https://t.co/3aRK7tVX04

— ki (@noregretskii) October 30, 2025

Dave Roberts when he finds out that he has to go through customs again pic.twitter.com/KJw7EcoIXZ

— Kevin Papetti (@KPapetti) October 30, 2025

“So youre telling me, two years after I sign with LA, the Jays will be on the verge of a World Series title… against us?”

pic.twitter.com/ClghAG5bfB

— Chris Black (@DownToBlack) October 30, 2025

trey yesavage, ernie clement, davis schneider and addison barger pic.twitter.com/yiqDjZ9KH1

— maha (@mahaaaay) October 30, 2025

Best Father’s Day gift ever! https://t.co/YD3EjPMLow

— bballdad4️⃣4⃣7⃣4⃣5⃣ 📺 🏀🖋⚡️⚾️ 🐦#36🇨🇦 (@bballdad44745) October 30, 2025

"Should’ve brought your glove" – Buck Martinez after a fan gets hit with a foul ball pic.twitter.com/hovgUVvaPI

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) October 30, 2025

JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE GET WELL SOON!! https://t.co/mZxv5gmZEw

— Madeline Schneider (@SchneideRemarks) October 30, 2025

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