The Best Tweets of November

My grandma says we lost because “the Japanese are very disciplined”

— MR. MITCH (@1800ghostman) November 2, 2025

Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live pic.twitter.com/q4SWOTTGvt

— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) November 16, 2025

old disney winter aesthetic pic.twitter.com/iUd1DXtePV

— ♡ (@ArtCelineLove) November 19, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and my new Substack can be found over here.

The Best Tweets of September 2025

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WHAT. A. NIGHT. pic.twitter.com/A84qMp2QmV

— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) September 10, 2025

there is room for whimsy in everything https://t.co/AGu8Ekd4Rk

— Isabel🌻 (@isabelunraveled) September 10, 2025

In 2005, Kevin Berthia went to the Golden Gate Bridge to end his life. He ended up talking about his life with officer Kevin Briggs for 92 min while on the edge of the bridge. 10 years later they met at that same bridge under much better circumstances. Incredible. pic.twitter.com/f7rw41VIzH

— Restoring Your Faith in Humanity (@HumanityChad) September 10, 2025

RIP cinephile, your family never understood you 😭 https://t.co/RgjrmPewB6

— Chris A (@AlsikkanTV) September 17, 2025

me when i see the sun reflected on the waves of any body of water pic.twitter.com/DSjHAqibpQ

— jenny sais quoi (@jennytheleo) September 20, 2025

I love people who romanticize the sh!t out of every little win in their lives. I want to be those people. https://t.co/4VQF09sXjQ

— Miu ✦ (@Flicky0ps) September 22, 2025

At this preschool, they had a "Dress like what you want to be when you grow up" and they chose "Mr Bubba" 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Cz9pA3Dmgx

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) September 25, 2025

subway ad glitched and is stuck like this pic.twitter.com/Lkh5rY60fY

— lee (@puppy0nline) September 27, 2025

She's inspired so many people but I get a little sad when someone quotes her and says "I wish this were my life". I feel like the lesson here is it can be your life! Just go walk! You might not live in the English countryside but you can find beauty anywhere. https://t.co/d5s5TwMhnq

— nathan (@golddozer) September 29, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

The Best Tweets of August 2025

"What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?" pic.twitter.com/2rO0QRtoio

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) July 31, 2025

That don't impress me much pic.twitter.com/4ZM5KjV2U8

— Em again (@juxtaposedwitu) August 3, 2025

You can still dine at Restaurant Fournaise, on the banks of the Seine, the setting for Renoir’s Luncheon of the Boating Party 140 years ago. Incidentally, that’s Aline, Renoir’s future wife, at lower L, & fellow artist Gustave Caillebotte at lower R https://t.co/D9UrM9KW7c pic.twitter.com/90vj7fTAcr

— Journal of Art in Society (@artinsociety) August 4, 2025

they should do this for the summer i turned pretty finale too https://t.co/QvDebyBvO5

— zoë rose bryant (@zoerosebryant) August 16, 2025

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— lena (@lenafultz) August 19, 2025

conrad arranging the flowers before people arrive just like susannah i’m not okay😭😭😭 #TheSummerITurnedPretty pic.twitter.com/FRq8od9zWI

— mary ᢉ𐭩 (@goldcryst) August 20, 2025

Two of the most Guess Who faces out there. https://t.co/nsXaFehxkk

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) August 25, 2025

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this pic.twitter.com/Ty6WbO9tem

— Dr Sean Travers (@seanjetravers) August 25, 2025

my sister’s boyfriend is NOT a fan of monkeys and this how they were woken up this morning at their airbnb pic.twitter.com/lvxb87ARw3

— Crankin 🦝 (@CRankinit69) August 26, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

The Best Tweets of July 2025

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— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) July 6, 2025

Saw Tracy Morgan in the airport in Jersey, loudly playing New York State of mind on a speaker. I was debating if I should ask for a picture but he saw me and yelled out “girl you know you want a picture come on.” I was slightly embarrassed https://t.co/h53VYf5NkV

— Mrs. Mary K (@_realJAG) July 7, 2025

youtube while eating is universal https://t.co/lXZRh0H1bg

— Redd (@ReddCinema) July 7, 2025

my 5th grade class voted me best dancer because i was randomly selected to dance at an assembly but the song happened to be the same one i had a choreographed routine for from my boy scout talent show. i spent years not dancing to sustain the mystique https://t.co/mw4FXX9WEO

— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) July 10, 2025

The Baby: https://t.co/as5ybgR1BT pic.twitter.com/25CfjNOwAz

— Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer (@dyingscribe) July 10, 2025

I was getting on a plane and saw this old lady say to a ten year-old, "I'm worried, Jimmy. My phone's already only at 8%" and he responded "You're so cooked, grandma"

— matt (@computer_gay) July 10, 2025

the beanie being genetic https://t.co/QEhWZxp80u

— tegan 🦷 always yuri the yaoi (@lesbiantooth) July 11, 2025

Me every month acting like I never seen a full moon before pic.twitter.com/SEs3bRYkIR

— Jenni (@hashjenni) July 16, 2025

I can’t stop laughing at this book title pic.twitter.com/uCeihrZFaP

— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) July 18, 2025

My fav restaurant sign in Toronto is the mentally ill shawarma in the straight jacket pic.twitter.com/aLUkiHaucc

— Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline) July 19, 2025

this is really really really really lovely https://t.co/d5dCuLhCJ6

— hannah (@dumbandfunn) July 26, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

The Best Tweets of June 2025

Every time I pass this billboard I laugh cause someone with a gambling problem is gonna take 80-20 odds all day lmao pic.twitter.com/D8MhsPNImY

— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) June 9, 2025

someone recommended "it's a wonderful life" to me ages ago.. i saw the reviews for it and thought 'well it can't be THAT good.' well, i watched it and long story short, this david lynch video is me whenever anyone mentions that movie in a conversation pic.twitter.com/jsbkVYw6gc https://t.co/RdIQDSHVud

— audrey hepburn enthusiast (@darylandfilms) June 11, 2025

Really is genuinely good advice https://t.co/NXai1EN4RO

— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) June 11, 2025

This is a judgemental take but I think self-help books are one of the lowest forms of culture we produce, and that turning the intrinsically valuable experience of reading into something must Accomplish Something is cursed protestant-work-ethic hustle culture nonsense. https://t.co/xEzvLHtHtX

— microplastics evaluator (@DiabolicalSpuds) June 12, 2025

A man who can present a brand in more poses than a model can. 😂 pic.twitter.com/IAJOvglv43

— The Figen (@TheFigen_) June 16, 2025

i don’t even care anymore. https://t.co/pSHk5RuFLK

— prozac nation (@choirgirlshotel) June 19, 2025

‘All Are Welcome Here,’ Says Sign in Neighborhood Where Average Home Costs $2 Million: https://t.co/KNTxlWDZtH pic.twitter.com/WT7lMuRi8G

— Reductress (@Reductress) June 22, 2025

This dog learned to move around on a big ball and now refuses to walk normallypic.twitter.com/3ygYUjeePX

— Interesting things (@awkwardgoogle) June 22, 2025

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— no context memes (@weirddalle) June 23, 2025

This only happens to you once pic.twitter.com/g9lUu8fuXa

— wholesome moments (@paawwesome) June 24, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

The Best Tweets of May 2025

how it feels when u make a joke and everyone laughs pic.twitter.com/MrsbTXdRwd

— Anna-Laura (@annalaura_art) April 29, 2025

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— chaotic memes (@memechaotic) May 14, 2025

https://t.co/U1ARJQzj4p pic.twitter.com/5Wrr3P2sG3

— Simon Sarris (@simonsarris) May 15, 2025

this is aggressive bad bitching in 2024, so you know this was blowing their minds 60 years ago. https://t.co/mr8PQipmoi

— Remi (@IhyRemi) May 19, 2025

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL?!

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— Today Years Old (@todayyearsoldig) May 19, 2025

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read pic.twitter.com/dDtYBY6Pmr

— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) May 25, 2025

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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) May 28, 2025

The best tweets of last month can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

The Best Tweets of April 2025

being a teenage girl and discovering this song for the first time was an experience like nothing else in this life, truly https://t.co/KIb3ujgQD9

— claire rowden (@clx1re) March 31, 2025

give a spring baby some yarn and a crochet hook and this is what happens 😬 pic.twitter.com/kxiFIE1ixr

— crochet fairy🧚🏽 (@dandixgee) March 31, 2025

everytime i think about bad dates on here i think about this tweet cus she is so funny 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/f109F38SVQ

— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) April 1, 2025

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— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) April 3, 2025

Here’s an emotional Val Kilmer on @ConanOBrien back in 2013 discussing the power & fulfillment live comedy brings. Kilmer’s comedic timing was the most underrated tool in his acting arsenal. A legend is lost. pic.twitter.com/Za7JVmS2YZ

— Cinema Tweets (@CinemaTweets1) April 5, 2025

y’all are worried about the wrong stocks pic.twitter.com/W2gi2OHKi8

— tweet davidson (@andykreed) April 7, 2025

this is so cute pic.twitter.com/CobaiiFiid

— crybaby (@bunnygirl1373) April 8, 2025

It is a privilege to yearn after our own memories pic.twitter.com/h6rY4MOhMz

— *:･ﾟ (@Bluewerks_) April 8, 2025

The back detail of ✨Schiaparelli✨ Spring/Summer 2015.🪡 pic.twitter.com/QoRakeYFR4

— La Mode Unknown (@LaModeUnknown) April 8, 2025

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— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) April 12, 2025

thank you so much for rescuing an older pup pic.twitter.com/7Xvs741wMw

— B&S (@_B___S) April 16, 2025

One of the funniest frames https://t.co/E4Ty1lBMWW

— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) April 17, 2025

when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹 pic.twitter.com/3ABLOqPuc8

— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) April 18, 2025

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— chaotic memes (@memechaotic) April 22, 2025

What just happened 🥰 pic.twitter.com/hjSawzKy9Q

— why you should have an animal (@ShouldHaveAnima) April 27, 2025

The best tweets of March 2025 can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

The Best Tweets of March 2025

It’s love https://t.co/1aLT1IdDrj

— Lord of Leisure (@lavitalenta) March 2, 2025

Gotta dim the lights and lock the doors for this https://t.co/F4UslY1KfR

— 40 (@40URTY) March 5, 2025

just found out about Miss Piggy’s dog Foo Foo and every single photo of her is making me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/Gd0PVt7wF8

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 15, 2025

this is cracking me up 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/IgdQzGoJ4m

— 𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖘 (@boginya1212) March 16, 2025

I’m lowkey looking too far into this but I think the world would be a better place if everyone was this unapologetically excited about their lives. Having fun with it. Finding their lane and running with it. Just like this guy. https://t.co/uH88ClyQeq

— KOBE (@kobegatsby) March 18, 2025

https://t.co/f4snlYkfrf pic.twitter.com/FKFJ3BByGH

— Soup (@soupinthering) March 22, 2025

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— joshualino fagottino prezioso (@siguntyr) March 22, 2025

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want…

— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) March 26, 2025

The sauce and cheese trick is insane pic.twitter.com/WWpsp2VTpj

— Ribz of Tik Tok (@ribzoftiktok) March 26, 2025

James Clear on identity: pic.twitter.com/fF2oTqhzyI

— Charles Miller (@charlesmiller_7) March 27, 2025

Trading this in for Big was self hate https://t.co/NOLyYlTIDL

— Taurus Groove (@jiggyjayy2) March 27, 2025

ㅤ pic.twitter.com/b7aGcnxQkw

— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) March 29, 2025

The best tweets of February can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

The Best Tweets of February 2025

Well... life is actually worth living pic.twitter.com/lGO4V3WgzA

— juri (@betterrgee) February 4, 2025

Was trying to take a cute picture at the lunar new year parade but this is kinda giving 9/11 pic.twitter.com/sD3FBNEIz2

— annabella (@toebruises) February 5, 2025

Ok this one’s funny https://t.co/TLeiA1rahX

— Katie Herzog (@kittypurrzog) February 8, 2025

https://t.co/HS8ypQfQJR pic.twitter.com/uCUfvIw4kL

— Credible News (@jaylannc) February 8, 2025

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— chris alsikkan™ (@AlsikkanTV) February 10, 2025

Drake rn: pic.twitter.com/CKHSn0atG3

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 10, 2025

i just know he went back to his locker and saw that outfit hanging there and was like fuuuuuck now i have to walk out of here all groovy 😔 https://t.co/QGs2y6X3d5

— riley 🤍 (@RiledUpForSwift) February 11, 2025

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— Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt) February 12, 2025

do NOT include “we’ve had our ups and downs” in your valentine’s day caption if you’re not going to tell us what the ups and downs were!!!!!! who has the gambling addiction??? what happened on the girls trip to miami???

— brooke (@b_pruck) February 13, 2025

just remembered when my dad texted me this after he watched the succession s3 finale pic.twitter.com/zdLQaOXs31

— cary (@brokebackstan) February 13, 2025

I’m glad we didn’t lose someone this funny https://t.co/uzgJbN3mbu

— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) February 14, 2025

The best-aged thing the onion has ever written. Every day it rings truer and truer. pic.twitter.com/itd9ffRRcw

— Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 (@JosephPolitano) February 14, 2025

This is easily top 10 tweets of all time for me personally. https://t.co/BU5dyFvTD2

— Liz Harvey (@_lizharvey) February 15, 2025

Bro reconnecting with nature after fumbling a baddie pic.twitter.com/teCSVwsjwX

— Insane Reality Leaks (@InsaneRealitys) February 15, 2025

Kendall Roy would do this https://t.co/XJLllWxlsd

— Dani|| ᖭི༏ᖫྀ (@Dan0nat0r) February 16, 2025

this movie is so bad but it did produce one of my favorite letterboxd reviews https://t.co/9GTfbUxytW pic.twitter.com/sXCviFpGqZ

— twink kj apa (@AustinJChilds) February 16, 2025

He was the only one keeping delta planes from landing upside down. Now look. God help us all https://t.co/GyFiwdHZ69

— mikey reid (@mrmikeyreid) February 17, 2025

If you wanna know why ex-Viking, Chris Kluwe was Kapernicked by NFL a few years b4 Colin & Eric Reid, this is why. He fought for marriage equality & showed solidarity w/Trayvon, but as a punter, he was expendable w/plausible deniability. Good 2 see him back. https://t.co/bOOugswdH5

— #StopCopCity (@ChuckModi1) February 20, 2025

NEVER KILL YOURSELF pic.twitter.com/VItz1XGe8c

— h@iley (@fantomregret) February 23, 2025

I found it interesting Monoray Books chose (in this age of TikTok etc) to ask me to do some of my 'painted envelopes' to tell bookshops about my forthcoming book, The Postal Paths - but they seem to have caught people's attention. Long live real letters!https://t.co/mJmUakohOS pic.twitter.com/jCh5dObDPA

— Alan Cleaver (@thelonningsguy) February 24, 2025

human beings saw this and still made salesforce pic.twitter.com/rkzTe5NWj7

— maha (@mahaaaay) February 25, 2025

The best tweets of January can be found over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.