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LIZ HEATHER

September 30, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of September

by Liz Heather in Links


Everyone please stop what you are doing and watch this 1930’s murder Mystery but it’s all dogs pic.twitter.com/OlNX5RR1oZ

— 🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 (@VHSDVDBLURAY4K) September 2, 2026

I saw a post about boiling rosemary in water to freshen up your home, and then a lady said The Williams Sonoma formula is rosemary, lemon and vanilla extract. Well I decided to do that but put it on a candle warmer instead and MY GAWD the way my house smells! May your pillow…

— 𝓕 (@faverazsn) September 4, 2026

not to post last paragraph but https://t.co/RROR4RhXIg pic.twitter.com/SKCuh2fN1u

— Grace (@gracecamille_) September 8, 2026

C. S. Lewis, quit worrying and go do something real pic.twitter.com/bH6kJG0X0s

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 9, 2026

I was today years old when I learned like the psychological and neuroplasticity benefits of sitting by a fire and staring at it. Every single thing you see is completely random. There's no predictive element to it. So it forces your brain to accept the reality that it has no idea…

— ​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 (@sunnkssdseraph) September 16, 2026

Hummingbird eyelashes are tiny FEATHERS! 🙌🏻 pic.twitter.com/HG9dIuy0eP

— FeliciaMurphy1635 (@FDMurphy1635) September 17, 2026

Imagine going to the club when this dropped. https://t.co/HW4eqG22ON

— Southern Dan (@StolenDans) September 22, 2026

pic.twitter.com/7ZDnb64Gg0

— ~mari-janelle (@missmarij13) September 24, 2026

When I was nine, I wrote a complaint letter to the company that made my favorite cereal because one box contained “an unfair number of raisins.” I included a hand-drawn chart. Three weeks later, they mailed me four coupons and a polite explanation that raisins settle during…

— 𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ (@Bennieeexyz) September 25, 2026

Uh oh! Woman Experienced Something Nice and Realized She’s Been Living Badly pic.twitter.com/xYgV2BaBfK

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 25, 2026

“you don’t have a career. you have a life.” changed my brain chemistry pic.twitter.com/v7DMEKqJr4

— iris (@_8RUJA) September 27, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best threads, best of Twitter, Liz Heather, funny


June 30, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of June

by Liz Heather in Links


gaus still cheering on his teammates in the 9th while they’re down 10☹️ he’s the best teammate in that dugout pic.twitter.com/yZFumWjHOp

— ًᵗᵒ (@tosports13) June 6, 2026

I need youngins to know there was a period of like 3 years where Austin Powers quotes were just everywhere.

It was bigger than you could have imagined for a fuckin James Bond parody. And it actually killed James Bond for a decade. pic.twitter.com/WnTBdAgbjR

— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) June 12, 2026

It’s a fucking important question Steven! pic.twitter.com/zhCSo6vfJE

— Wiener Dog 🇵🇸 (@MoroseJerk) June 18, 2026

imagine you’re the best team in baseball back to back ws and you are losing to the baltimore orioles 12-1 you look over to the opposing dugout and see this https://t.co/RJcKsy6qWf

— #ifeeltherutsch (@saturnsfilm) June 22, 2026

dipping the bug is so funny https://t.co/JwVxm3PJaQ

— justina (@justtjustinaa) June 22, 2026

My grandkids going to be asking me grandpa what’s that confetti in that tiny little frame there and why do you sleep with it every night pic.twitter.com/3n5qWBxL21

— cly (@tribecalledrags) June 24, 2026

LL Cool J has 24 hours to respond https://t.co/GCTzJKYQ01

— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) June 27, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best threads, funny tweets, funny threads, best of June, best threads of June, best tweets of June, funny, Liz Heather


May 31, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of May

by Liz Heather in Links


Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Shohei is on the left. pic.twitter.com/pZ0y3Utggh

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 14, 2026

Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/kR9oUhTpbL

— Ely Sussman (@RealEly) May 17, 2026

The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn pic.twitter.com/VrBHO0krdX

— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) May 18, 2026

THROWING THE GUM NEVER FAILS TO DESTROY ME XJDJSJDHSB https://t.co/roxLRAmPaM pic.twitter.com/7pDk9dlVu2

— roseanne 🥀 (@HoodieFrazier) May 20, 2026

this is so fucking funny https://t.co/cobNB22QCs

— Diana (@bigsportsgirly) May 21, 2026

It's been a long time since I've seen so much useful advice in one place.
I think I'll have a pickle.

(Richard Scarry, author and illustrator) pic.twitter.com/pm9RBElITo

— .stuff (@vintagestuff4) May 21, 2026

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak. pic.twitter.com/trFao0wwnX

— Co-op Tory 🍁 (@CoopTory) May 21, 2026

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. comes into this shot like a cartoon character. Fantastic stolen base. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/9FTfHc7jmm

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 21, 2026

watch the 2025 mlb world series https://t.co/oSyrQsceuS

— aj (@schneiderholics) May 23, 2026

The Yohendrick Piñango temporary "💋" tattoo giveaway next year will be a weird one, but I think it will sell. #BlueJays

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 23, 2026

how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function pic.twitter.com/wMmt2EyEPx

— r (@6ffside) May 23, 2026

Explaining to my girlfriend that even though the Blue Jays are 2 games below .500 they’re in a playoff spot pic.twitter.com/PiMueX4AqV

— johnny (@JohnnyGiunta_) May 23, 2026

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run pic.twitter.com/sLvfzHC2oG

— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) May 24, 2026

if i hit someone with a pitch i'd be on the verge of tears and have to take myself out of the game but that's just me

— annie (@sweetndpolite) May 27, 2026

https://t.co/7dXqZSRfAh pic.twitter.com/86EMqWGw9E

— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) May 27, 2026

maybe the real anti-aging principles is living a life of whimsy pic.twitter.com/gOaFY06HCO

— TrueRGM (@TrueRGM) May 28, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, funny tweets, best threads, funny threads, best of Twitter, best of Threads, funny, Liz Heather, Toronto Blue Jays, baseball tweets, baseball threads