gaus still cheering on his teammates in the 9th while they’re down 10☹️ he’s the best teammate in that dugout pic.twitter.com/yZFumWjHOp
— ًᵗᵒ (@tosports13) June 6, 2026

I need youngins to know there was a period of like 3 years where Austin Powers quotes were just everywhere.

It was bigger than you could have imagined for a fuckin James Bond parody. And it actually killed James Bond for a decade. pic.twitter.com/WnTBdAgbjR
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) June 12, 2026

It’s a fucking important question Steven! pic.twitter.com/zhCSo6vfJE
— Wiener Dog 🇵🇸 (@MoroseJerk) June 18, 2026

imagine you’re the best team in baseball back to back ws and you are losing to the baltimore orioles 12-1 you look over to the opposing dugout and see this https://t.co/RJcKsy6qWf
— #ifeeltherutsch (@saturnsfilm) June 22, 2026

dipping the bug is so funny https://t.co/JwVxm3PJaQ
— justina (@justtjustinaa) June 22, 2026

My grandkids going to be asking me grandpa what’s that confetti in that tiny little frame there and why do you sleep with it every night pic.twitter.com/3n5qWBxL21
— cly (@tribecalledrags) June 24, 2026

LL Cool J has 24 hours to respond https://t.co/GCTzJKYQ01
— Sassington, M.C. (@MissSassbox) June 27, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Shohei is on the left. pic.twitter.com/pZ0y3Utggh
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 14, 2026

Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/kR9oUhTpbL
— Ely Sussman (@RealEly) May 17, 2026

The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn pic.twitter.com/VrBHO0krdX
— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) May 18, 2026

THROWING THE GUM NEVER FAILS TO DESTROY ME XJDJSJDHSB https://t.co/roxLRAmPaM pic.twitter.com/7pDk9dlVu2
— roseanne 🥀 (@HoodieFrazier) May 20, 2026

this is so fucking funny https://t.co/cobNB22QCs
— Diana (@bigsportsgirly) May 21, 2026

It's been a long time since I've seen so much useful advice in one place.
I think I'll have a pickle.

(Richard Scarry, author and illustrator) pic.twitter.com/pm9RBElITo
— .stuff (@vintagestuff4) May 21, 2026

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak. pic.twitter.com/trFao0wwnX
— Co-op Tory 🍁 (@CoopTory) May 21, 2026

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. comes into this shot like a cartoon character. Fantastic stolen base. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/9FTfHc7jmm
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 21, 2026

watch the 2025 mlb world series https://t.co/oSyrQsceuS
— aj (@schneiderholics) May 23, 2026

The Yohendrick Piñango temporary "💋" tattoo giveaway next year will be a weird one, but I think it will sell. #BlueJays
— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 23, 2026

how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function pic.twitter.com/wMmt2EyEPx
— r (@6ffside) May 23, 2026

Explaining to my girlfriend that even though the Blue Jays are 2 games below .500 they’re in a playoff spot pic.twitter.com/PiMueX4AqV
— johnny (@JohnnyGiunta_) May 23, 2026

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run pic.twitter.com/sLvfzHC2oG
— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) May 24, 2026

if i hit someone with a pitch i'd be on the verge of tears and have to take myself out of the game but that's just me
— annie (@sweetndpolite) May 27, 2026