May 31, 2026 The Best Tweets + Threads of May by Liz Heather in Links Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk Shohei is on the left. pic.twitter.com/pZ0y3Utggh— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 14, 2026 Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/kR9oUhTpbL— Ely Sussman (@RealEly) May 17, 2026 The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn pic.twitter.com/VrBHO0krdX— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) May 18, 2026 THROWING THE GUM NEVER FAILS TO DESTROY ME XJDJSJDHSB https://t.co/roxLRAmPaM pic.twitter.com/7pDk9dlVu2— roseanne 🥀 (@HoodieFrazier) May 20, 2026 this is so fucking funny https://t.co/cobNB22QCs— Diana (@bigsportsgirly) May 21, 2026 It's been a long time since I've seen so much useful advice in one place.I think I'll have a pickle.(Richard Scarry, author and illustrator) pic.twitter.com/pm9RBElITo— .stuff (@vintagestuff4) May 21, 2026 The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak. pic.twitter.com/trFao0wwnX— Co-op Tory 🍁 (@CoopTory) May 21, 2026 Vladimir Guerrero Jr. comes into this shot like a cartoon character. Fantastic stolen base. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/9FTfHc7jmm— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 21, 2026 watch the 2025 mlb world series https://t.co/oSyrQsceuS— aj (@schneiderholics) May 23, 2026 The Yohendrick Piñango temporary "💋" tattoo giveaway next year will be a weird one, but I think it will sell. #BlueJays— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 23, 2026 how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function pic.twitter.com/wMmt2EyEPx— r (@6ffside) May 23, 2026 Explaining to my girlfriend that even though the Blue Jays are 2 games below .500 they’re in a playoff spot pic.twitter.com/PiMueX4AqV— johnny (@JohnnyGiunta_) May 23, 2026 Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run pic.twitter.com/sLvfzHC2oG— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) May 24, 2026 if i hit someone with a pitch i'd be on the verge of tears and have to take myself out of the game but that's just me— annie (@sweetndpolite) May 27, 2026 https://t.co/7dXqZSRfAh pic.twitter.com/86EMqWGw9E— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) May 27, 2026 maybe the real anti-aging principles is living a life of whimsy pic.twitter.com/gOaFY06HCO— TrueRGM (@TrueRGM) May 28, 2026 The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.