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LIZ HEATHER

May 31, 2026

The Best Tweets + Threads of May

by Liz Heather in Links


Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Shohei is on the left. pic.twitter.com/pZ0y3Utggh

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) May 14, 2026

Well that escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/kR9oUhTpbL

— Ely Sussman (@RealEly) May 17, 2026

The Coca Cola mist zone from wonderland would save me rn pic.twitter.com/VrBHO0krdX

— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) May 18, 2026

THROWING THE GUM NEVER FAILS TO DESTROY ME XJDJSJDHSB https://t.co/roxLRAmPaM pic.twitter.com/7pDk9dlVu2

— roseanne 🥀 (@HoodieFrazier) May 20, 2026

this is so fucking funny https://t.co/cobNB22QCs

— Diana (@bigsportsgirly) May 21, 2026

It's been a long time since I've seen so much useful advice in one place.
I think I'll have a pickle.

(Richard Scarry, author and illustrator) pic.twitter.com/pm9RBElITo

— .stuff (@vintagestuff4) May 21, 2026

The Birds of Canada banknote series was so peak. pic.twitter.com/trFao0wwnX

— Co-op Tory 🍁 (@CoopTory) May 21, 2026

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. comes into this shot like a cartoon character. Fantastic stolen base. #BlueJays pic.twitter.com/9FTfHc7jmm

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 21, 2026

watch the 2025 mlb world series https://t.co/oSyrQsceuS

— aj (@schneiderholics) May 23, 2026

The Yohendrick Piñango temporary "💋" tattoo giveaway next year will be a weird one, but I think it will sell. #BlueJays

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 23, 2026

how it feels zoning out when your uncle starts yapping at the family function pic.twitter.com/wMmt2EyEPx

— r (@6ffside) May 23, 2026

Explaining to my girlfriend that even though the Blue Jays are 2 games below .500 they’re in a playoff spot pic.twitter.com/PiMueX4AqV

— johnny (@JohnnyGiunta_) May 23, 2026

Little kid got SMOKED by an Ohtani home run pic.twitter.com/sLvfzHC2oG

— Baseball Quotes (@BaseballQuotes1) May 24, 2026

if i hit someone with a pitch i'd be on the verge of tears and have to take myself out of the game but that's just me

— annie (@sweetndpolite) May 27, 2026

https://t.co/7dXqZSRfAh pic.twitter.com/86EMqWGw9E

— Andrew Stoeten (@AndrewStoeten) May 27, 2026

maybe the real anti-aging principles is living a life of whimsy pic.twitter.com/gOaFY06HCO

— TrueRGM (@TrueRGM) May 28, 2026

The best tweets and threads of last month can be found over here.

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