Mom Says

by Liz Heather in


If you cut an apple in half and count how many seeds are inside, you will also know how many children you will have.

Mom Says

by Liz Heather in


Pick a dandelion that has gone to seed. Take a deep breath and blow the seeds into the wind. Count the seeds that remain on the stem and that is the number of children you will have.

by Liz Heather in


I prefer being frank with children. I’m more likely to say, ‘You must be exhausted,’ or ‘I know a lot of people who would kill for that little waistline of yours.
— David Sedaris

by Liz Heather in


It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.
— L.R. Knost

by Liz Heather in


There is a quiet resilience that children are full of.
— So Yong Kim

Ban Toddlers From Any Screens, Please (link)

by Liz Heather in , ,


I read this a few months ago and started sending it to all my friends with kids or those who were about to have kids - why? I don’t know, ‘cause when I see a baby staring at an iPad IT FREAKS ME THE HELL OUT, for some reason. It just shouldn’t… be. And it makes no sense whatsoever. I don’t care if there are games specifically AIMED at these children, no. Just no. Give them a fucking rattle or something. PLEASE.