I'm not saying that I think everyone should be on Weight Watchers - I am saying that this commercial made me laugh.
Slow Cooker Turkey Breast
Before I begin, let me just say that I will NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT HOW YOU NEED TO GET A SLOW COOKER. Okay? You should be aware of this already. Moving on.
Look, I know that I've already had my Thanksgiving (over a month ago). But who says that you can't celebrate another country's special days as well? WHO?
So I decided to make the following recipe because:
- It's Thanksgiving
- I don't have an oven
- LOOK HOW GOOD IT LOOKS
This is technically the first kind of real (not ground) turkey I've ever cooked (and if you're side-eyeing me right now because I didn't get a "whole" bird to cook, you can f off) and it turned out ridiculously well. Who the hell knew it was so easy to cook a turkey? Why have sitcoms always made it seem so difficult? I must insist on you making this immediately, it was so crazy good.
Ingredients
- 1 turkey breast** {mine was bone-in and weighed a little under 3 lbs}
- 1 apple, sliced into rings
- 4 TBSP butter, cut into small cubes
- 2 tsp coarse salt
- 1 tsp chopped rosemary
- 1 tsp chopped thyme
- 1/2 tsp chopped sage
- 2 tsp onion powder
Instructions
- Cover the bottom of your slow cooker in half of the apple rings in the slow cooker. Combine the seasonings in a small bowl.
- Rub the seasonings onto the turkey breast, making sure to get some underneath the skin. Dot the turkey with butter cubes (again, put some underneath the skin). Then place the turkey in the slow cooker and put some apple rings on top of the turkey.
- There's no need to add any additional liquid, so don't fret.
- Cook on LOW for 5-6 hours, until the internal temperature reaches 165 degrees F. {After 4 hours, check every half hour to make sure you don't over cook it - though I happen to think that overcooked turkey is waaaay more delicious than it's "properly" cooked, almost-wet counterpart.
- **If your turkey breast is boneless, then you'll need to cook it for 3-4 hours on low.
- Let the turkey rest after cooking.
This recipe has been adapted slightly from Bread with a side of Butter.
Best Slice in Mississauga, ON
Of all the slices I've had in Mississauga, the one (shown above) at the San Francesco's (the one located in a plaza at Britannia and Creditview) is BY FAR my favourite. And I know San Francesco's is a chain, but they're independently run - so you can't just go to any to get this great slice. You have to go to this specific location. It's right near my brother Robbie's work, so he was the one who introduced us (us meaning me and this slice). TRY THIS NOW.
If you care to see a recent list of other top slices in the fine city of Mississauga, you can check out this Insauga piece. I definitely have added the ones listed there on my to-eat list.
Shake Shack Teams Up With Big Gay Ice Cream for Layer Shakes
We're all aware of my feelings on Shake Shack as well as Big Gay Ice Cream. So I think it's safe to say that I will be ALL OVER THIS CROSSOVER.
These limited-time "layered shakes" cost $6.50 and are on sale from November 21 to 23. The one on the left (above) has got Bryan Petroff and Doug Quint's eggnog-flavored soft-serve at the base, then some Shack signature frozen pumpkin custard, shake-ified, on top, with a layer of La Newyorkina graham-cracker crumble in the middle. That order is flip-flopped on the right — it's eggnog shake atop pumpkin custard — and both are 16 ounces.
I'm not a huge fan of nog, but I'm still extremely pumped about this ludicrous concoction.
Thanksgiving Poutine at Mile End
This baby consists of rosemary-and-thyme challah stuffing, smoked turkey, cheese curds, chicken gravy and fingerling potatoes. Mile End (the Montreal deli/poutine place in NYC and Brooklyn) will be offering these limited time poutines in honour of American Thanksgiving this month. Though, since they're a Canadian-run restaurant... shouldn't they have done this last month? Anyway, I'm willing to overlook that fact since I want to eat this thing bad.
Party Tip of the Day
The next time you're serving a large group of people, cut a circle in the center (place a small bowl on the cake and trace around it). Then cut the outer ring into slices. You'll have nice square pieces that fit on a plate, instead of long wedges that drop off the edge. You can cut the small round middle into pieces too.
HOW SMART IS THIS.
Food Trucks Near Mississauga, ON
Who the hell knew there was a booming food truck industry in the suburbs of Toronto? Over the past few months, I've made a list of some of the trucks that I've heard good things about and will eventually try.
- CORNehCOPIA from Mr. Corn - Canada’s first and only gourmet food truck specializing in corn on the cob and various corn dishes. Um, what? I love corn AND I WANT THIS FANCY TRUCK CORN. You can see their menu here.
- BeaverTails - I've never had a beavertail! Is that a thing Canadians are supposed to have tried already? I only learned what one is recently, so I'll use that as my excuse. You can see where they'll be next by following their Twitter.
- Ish & Chips - a fish & chips truck, basically. I mostly want to go here because of how much my brother Gary uses the word "ish". You can see their menu here.
- Curbalicious - whoa. Just woah. Look at their poutine (pictured below). Are we serious here? That looks incredible. You can see the rest of their menu here.
- Dirty South - Specializes in southern comfort food with a gourmet twist. "The Dirty Southern Love (picture below) is their signature and most popular sandwich, which includes crispy fried chicken tossed in a mild Louisiana butter sauce and thick sliced candied bacon sandwiched between three layers of homemade buttermilk waffles and topped with baby arugula." You can find their menu here.
These are just the ones I especially want to try, but there are obviously way more out there. You can peruse some more that roam the GTA over here.
“Locate and eat one of these fantastic, limited edition Coffee Crisps.”
Asparagus & Chicken in Peanut Sauce
I will never be a fan of the combination of chicken and peanuts. Ever. I've never thought they tasted good together, I don't know why I feel that way but I'm certain that I can't change. I've been making this recipe a lot recently, though, because a certain someone has told me it's among the best things that have come out of our kitchen.
Ingredients
- 1/2 of a small red onion, chopped
- 3 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 tablespoon olive oil (or peanut oil, if you have it)
- 2 pounds boneless chicken breast, chopped into 1 inch pieces
- 1/2 cup natural peanut butter
- 2 tablespoons low sodium soy sauce
- 2 tablespoons honey
- 2 tablespoons fresh grated ginger
- 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
- 1/2 cup water, more if you like less chunky sauces
- 1/2 teaspoon cumin
- 1/8 teaspoon red pepper flakes
- 1 bunch of asparagus, chopped into 1 inch pieces, ends trimmed
Instructions
- In a large skillet, cook the onion and garlic over medium heat for 1-2 minutes until softened.
- Add chicken and cook until no longer pink.
- In a blender, mix together peanut butter, soy sauce, honey, ginger, lime juice, 1/2 cup water, cumin and red pepper flakes until combined.
- Add asparagus to the skillet and stir well. Cook for a few minutes until asparagus turn bright green.
- Add the peanut mixture and mix well. Cook over low heat for 3-4 minutes until chicken and vegetables are thoroughly coated. Serve immediately over quinoa, rice, noodles or alongside some corn.
The recipe has been adapted slightly from Lauren Kelly Nutrition.
New York's First All-Éclair Bakery
Owner Thomas Cardaccia and chef Antoine Pelhate will soon debut Les Jardins de la Duchesse at 138 Orchard Street in NYC. Who the hell knew there were éclair aficionados? You can see a sample menu they have on their website over here.
They'll have sweet as well as savory éclairs (like the bacon-wrapped goat cheese one pictured above). Have you ever heard of a savory éclair? Is that a thing? Am I not French enough to have that kind of knowledge? Either way, they look phenomenal. I will definitely give this place a try when they open.