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November 30, 2024

The Best Tweets of November 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


who remember when COVID first popped off and had everyone scared to cough 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Rj0KIG50Ze

— ryan 🤿 (@scubaryan_) November 3, 2024

No YOU’RE getting emotional about the inscription on the National Postal Museum building pic.twitter.com/LFKSqJkhf3

— Jaclyn Jeffrey-Wilensky (@jeffwilen) November 4, 2024

Real. pic.twitter.com/nV74mYRIRU

— garçon (@boymolish) November 4, 2024

“I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape — the loneliness of it; the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn’t show.”

- Andrew Wyeth pic.twitter.com/EFICPW3b2H

— Poetic Outlaws (@OutlawsPoetic) November 7, 2024

POV : You just finished OBX season 4 part 2 #outerbanks #obx #obx4
pic.twitter.com/FA4RSJ72G0

— Pau ✨ (@pfanoflove) November 7, 2024

It's actually so simple .... https://t.co/2ZUNpPDRjZ pic.twitter.com/pC1Smz0RVP

— yocheved (@saintyoche) November 10, 2024

If I could divide the Best Supporting Actor Oscar 3 ways I would hand it to these hopeless goofballs in ANORA in a heartbeat. pic.twitter.com/rEQDR2LJZB

— Drew (@Andrew_Carroll0) November 12, 2024

The only cake you should be sending your younger siblings pic.twitter.com/behq6sZxdW

— 😽 (@zuriwtf) November 13, 2024

bill skarsgård should do this at the nosferatu premiere with me or something https://t.co/zvIbDU5wjY

— kenzie xcx 🧛🏼‍♂️ (@kenzvanunu) November 14, 2024

anytime i see a carrie hate tweet i just think of this and move on https://t.co/rTREthoUmI pic.twitter.com/GhP0jLWgL1

— danielle (@seuIgifilm) November 15, 2024

André Gide, it's a matter of courage pic.twitter.com/k3XRmJ6ILt

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) November 18, 2024

This whole time I've been bothered because I couldn't place who RFK Jr. reminded me of, but I figured it out yesterday pic.twitter.com/gIW56Fhg7l

— frank zeppo (@NoahPasternak) November 18, 2024

This is romantic if you think about it pic.twitter.com/qwf7iNziVj

— orbeez god (@orbeezgod) November 20, 2024

i posted my gf on ig and her reply guy DMed me 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jhE1I9vL9K

— noodles (@brandon_liuuu) November 26, 2024

Constantly juggling a beautiful diva, a kindhearted girl-next-door, and a sexually tense male friendship… none of us could ever understand an archie comic the way he does https://t.co/jP0ZbpBxT8

— zou bisou bisou where are you (@lilgrapefruits) November 29, 2024

"The only way to raise a hero is to be one. So instead of obsessing over a children and trying to control them, the best way to parent is to focus on ourselves and make ourselves the person we dream of being."

this is my entire parenting philosophy https://t.co/ZDiomJqEsA

— Made in Cosmos ✨ (@made_in_cosmos) November 29, 2024

C.S. Lewis with one of the most insightful paragraph ever written pic.twitter.com/zzOSo6WocZ

— Istra of Glome (@tillwehvfaces) November 29, 2024

The best tweets of October can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets November 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets November 2024, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter November 2024, funny


November 3, 2024

The Best Tweets of October 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


possibly the hardest i’ve laughed in the last year i was weeping real tears https://t.co/bcdgezERwW pic.twitter.com/fpd1bn2LRY

— eve • wwdits spoilers (@tomwambsdyke) October 1, 2024

This is Sadie. She was asked for a high five, but chose to follow her heart instead. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/LL9CCSx5Ur

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 2, 2024

When your bestie is recently blind and you wear bells so she can find you

📹 nikitahusky
pic.twitter.com/KppNMDhMUb

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) October 7, 2024

Finding out Martin Short improvised the “family money” part getting a genuine laugh out of Meryl and then himself and then them laying on the bed and kissing omg I am giddy🥰🥰#OMITB
pic.twitter.com/hsecOhTkDg

— Paige (@_samepaige_) October 10, 2024

pic.twitter.com/zr8T56TITy

— ✧ (@northstardoll) October 10, 2024

Ladies got in free before 10pm. Nobody wanted a section because we spent all night on the dance floor. Two step until a guy jumps behind you then it's twerk time. Hit the 24 hr diner looking a mess at 3am. No dry snitching on social media! pic.twitter.com/OKOXlQ4J6d

— Hazeleyed Queen (@eyeslikebadu) October 15, 2024

every time a beautiful woman embraces her beautiful nose, an angel gains its wings https://t.co/ch3u6sLbLd

— brecht apologist (@madisontayt_) October 15, 2024

“WHO WANTS HOT CHOCOLATE???”

that one girl from the polar express: https://t.co/ML8Nm5W5y2

— wiLL (@willfulchaos) October 16, 2024

i spent years in cognitive behavioral therapy for bald ann dowd to just…tweet it out…. pic.twitter.com/AHrafF2LAx

— lacey cencula (@dddrop_the_lace) October 16, 2024

Good morning.

Take pride in your work, bros. pic.twitter.com/kKLBiMqFzf

— Maw (@TheEbonyMaw) October 18, 2024

why does asking people to hang out on your birthday feel like pic.twitter.com/8OTry1Xonb

— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) October 23, 2024

How your email finds me: pic.twitter.com/tuQiwXPuhV

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) October 24, 2024

“you hang onto your pain like it’s worth something. well let me tell you, it’s not worth shit. infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine.” https://t.co/L7VdAcqw0E pic.twitter.com/wk4oodrzm5

— charlie soprano (@LittleCharlesTV) October 24, 2024

I can't be the only one. #thesimpsons pic.twitter.com/1YE9LhE16K

— Duffman (@simpsonsfeed) October 26, 2024

if we were two gravestones i would unearth myself just to touch you once more, to rest against you for eternity https://t.co/CfB26WsImN

— ghost . . (@sulky80715248) October 26, 2024

pic.twitter.com/eQiB8VZFW5

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) October 27, 2024

This for everything pic.twitter.com/Y8dpViBTvg

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) October 30, 2024

When we're old the children will use covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to boomers with lead. It is fate

— tractor (@nudeobama) October 31, 2024

The best tweets of September can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets October 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets October 2024, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter October 2024


October 30, 2024

The Best Halloween Tweets 2024

by Liz Heather in Halloween, Links


If you weren’t there you will never understand how absolutely terrifying this film was when it came out because at first nobody knew whether or not it was real https://t.co/6hNt2jYP4h

— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) October 9, 2023

comic by @SarahCAndersen pic.twitter.com/IyeCd77L4T

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 23, 2023

A haunted house but each room features a different Facebook post of yours from 2009

— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) September 30, 2024

Look at all this beautiful foilage! pic.twitter.com/uEEa01yz2c

— Simpsons Daily Glavins 👻 (@simpsons_DG) October 4, 2024

There’s a whole generation that was first introduced to The Raven because of The Simpsons. Myself included. https://t.co/wlWxvbXQOk

— Massimo Cubello (@massimocubello) October 5, 2024

Instead of sleeping you can watch Halloween episodes of classic sitcoms

— Humanstein H20 (1998) (@Humanstein) October 7, 2024

Here's a commercial for A Pinky and the Brain Halloween that I ripped from an old VHS recording... pic.twitter.com/PRmfk5egFS

— Tanooki Joe (@TanookiKuribo) October 7, 2024

Scream has a "no thanks" credit. never noticed this before. pic.twitter.com/rX69TanZ8i

— Maddie 🎃 (@Maddie_Moron) October 14, 2024

how it feels to explain your niche halloween costume to someone pic.twitter.com/vzYaXeWGVI

— mikk (@mikealss) October 19, 2024

Passed a business guy in downtown Chicago who yelled "I don't care what they want, I need to be home on Halloween!" into his phone. There are 90s family-comedy films all around us for those with eyes to see.

— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) October 23, 2024

Drew Barrymore being the biggest movie star in this film by far, being all over the film’s marketing & promotional material, & being positioned as the final girl in a Wes Craven slasher only to be the opening first kill is just simply iconic.

You really had to be there. https://t.co/a5Yyz3izjo

— Jesabel (@JesabelRaay) October 22, 2024

A quick reminder to everyone before Halloween: if someone shows up to your house in costume, it doesn't matter how old you think they are, give them candy. Our planet needs more joy, and we need to give kids smiles and sugar for participating in our silly traditions.

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) October 24, 2024

Every time I go to a haunted house, it never makes sense. Who lived here? They didn't have a kitchen or any bathrooms but a giant maze in the middle? Can that gentleman with the chainsaw help? This is an architectural nightmare.

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) October 24, 2024

god, never seen san francisco this bad. spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood, things have got to change

— arlin golden (@cerealburrito) October 27, 2024

My boyfriend got mad at me the other night because I was talking about ghosts when I knew he had to walk down a dark hallway the next day.

— Christin (@hexprax) October 27, 2024

Halloween is really better served as a house party than an event at a club

— Himberly (@himbo_anonymous) October 28, 2024

TAGS: best Halloween tweets, best Halloween tweets 2024, Liz Heather, Halloween tweets, funny Halloween tweets, best of Twitter Halloween


October 3, 2024

September Shenanigans 2024

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Products, Quotes, Recipes, Television


Early autumn sunsets >>

Early autumn sunsets >>

Welcome to the absolute best time of year.

  • The best tweets of the month can be found over here.

  • I wrote about going to Cooperstown, New York.

  • I compiled my favourite summer photos.

  • I recapped how my summer list went.

  • I made an autumn list of things I’d like to do.

  • The AirTrain at JFK was half price for the entire summer! Am I the only one who finds that crazy? In a city where everything costs more with each passing day. Blown away by that. It’s back to the ridiculous/normal pricing now, but still.

  • I went to my first dog swim event (!) and it was absolutely heaven on earth. At the end of summer, public pools open up their pools on the last swim day of the season to let dogs go swimming and it’s as great as it sounds. (Baby Dog is too delicate to partake, but we watched from a safe distance.)

  • Forever a lover of autumn mums. And $9 for 9” ones at Home Depot? Get the hell out of here with that pricing. Amazing.

Autumn mums

  • I’ve been using GrandeLASH for almost a month now and I’m not really noticing that much of a difference, so if this doesn’t work I’ll give Revitalash a try and if that doesn’t work? I think I can officially say goodbye to lash serums at last. It’s too exhausting. I can’t care about tiny little pieces of hair for the rest of my life.

  • I will never shut up about how incredible this foot peel is from Target. I only need to use it twice a year and it gives you BABY SOFT feet.

  • Went to Dyments Farm in Dundas to try their burger and whoa. Definitely worth the drive.

Burger at Dyments Farm in Dundas, ON

  • In love with everything at Aerie right now, they’re reminding me of early Aritzia pieces (at the old Aritzia prices) and I should really shut up about it before it becomes like current Aritzia and therefore is way too expensive.

  • Came across a new way to do beach waves with a straightener and it totally works.

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  • Are you aware that Staples recycles all old electronics? I brought in some old printers and it’s way easier than taking it to a dump.

  • Is The Ordinary a con? I have never had a positive experience with any of their products. Even the name makes me think they’re just messing with us?

  • Tried and absolutely loved the gluten-free Costco frozen pizza. Makes no sense.

  • The smash burgers at Oklahoma Burgers in Mississauga are decadent as hell.

Oklahoma Burgers in Mississauga, ON

  • Went to the Toronto Vintage Clothing Show for the first time in years and got an insanely nice coat. I only want fun coats for the rest of my life. Also got a mini glass bottle of perfume from the 40s to stay in my purse that was $5.

Perfumes at the Toronto Vintage Clothing Show

  • In love with this Simons belt.

  • I made these turkey meatballs from the LCBO magazine Food & Drink and they were pretty disappointing. Must remember to not trust all their recipes.

  • The dark chocolate pistachios from Trader Joe’s are unholy. Could eat bags and bags of them.

  • Ridiculously in love with the Whole Foods pumpkin bites. A perfect autumn bite.

Pumpkin bites at Whole Foods

  • Some things I watched:

    • The Perfect Couple: Okay, I could argue for an hour about how bad this was. Yes, a whodunit is fun. But that’s where the fun ended. It was so badly written and terribly shot. God, anything can be made these days.

    • The Trini episode of Atlanta: what a great episode. Makes me want to watch the rest of the show.

    • Only Murders in the Building: Really liking this season. The Perfect Strangers moments? Wonderful. I kind of need Richard Kind and Martin Short in a scene together soon though (Clifford reunion!).

    • English Teacher: best new show I’ve seen in SUCH a long time. I love the kid Jeff. The music choices are so good. So many good lines, I can’t even quote them all.

    • Mamma Mia: I’d never seen it, so we put it on and yikes. I truly hate singing in (most) movies. Fast-forwarded all the songs. Other than that, not a terrible movie.

    • Emily in Paris: this tweet really sums up the show.

    • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts: Only my ten year old nephew could get me to watch something like this. It wasn’t terrible! Weird to hear Pete Davidson in it, but definitely not the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

    • Hustlers: Not good. But Mister Bruce was the best part.

    • Rewatched: The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, Dangerous Minds, Barbarian, Old. All still great.

    • I’m watching tons of Twilight Zones episodes each night and this quote (below) from the episode Passage on the Lady Anne just swallowed me up.

“Love has its own particular point of view. It sees everything larger than life. Nothing is too ornate, too fanciful, too dramatic. Love demands the theatrical, and then transfigures it. It turns the grotesque into the lovely, as a child does. With it, we can see what we wish to see in other people. Without it, we can’t see anything at all. We can search forever, and never find.”
— The Twilight Zone

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: finishing up my Halloween costume, cooking everything for Thanksgiving, making the leftover sandwich and I really want to see the movie Hush.

Will forever love sunflowers at night

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in August over here.

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September 30, 2024

The Best Tweets of September 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


the only definition of smart i really resonate with: pic.twitter.com/a81L4NIgUF

— Isabel🌻 (@isabelunraveled) August 31, 2024

Single best description of AI I’ve ever read, from the great Ted Chiang. pic.twitter.com/d2qK0nJpKh

— Aaron Regunberg (@AaronRegunberg) September 1, 2024

'Okay,' Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment: https://t.co/PFeEVrMELZ pic.twitter.com/z3XPsJzyFS

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 2, 2024

oooof, this poem pic.twitter.com/hvTV6DZufh

— Joseph Fasano (@Joseph_Fasano_) September 2, 2024

reading this old interview about Beetlejuice from Rolling Stone, and I strongly believe Michael Keaton is a genius who doesn't get enough credit for essentially creating his character and making him weird in the best way possible pic.twitter.com/Xtz5vyoSTk

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) September 3, 2024

Albert Einstein, woah pic.twitter.com/PJ3hkKUdlV

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 3, 2024

Ethan Hawke on why we need art, brilliant pic.twitter.com/p0tr1t2ksH

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 4, 2024

This man leaves out his cat’s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/CNKzy3JSVU

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 6, 2024

My local multiplex has gotten a member of staff to dress up as Beetlejuice and come into all screenings to annoy people and heckle the trailers. This is 4DX pic.twitter.com/Nt2PMQ0HWR

— Alistair Ryder (@YesitsAlistair) September 7, 2024

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks…

— I appreciate you. (@DeeLaSheeArt) September 8, 2024

Toronto is not a serious place pic.twitter.com/oL0sBvipCn

— DM (@mendezzda) September 8, 2024

Just think, after this week, none of us ever have to see the Speak No Evil trailer again pic.twitter.com/tVeYSFrHdb

— Matt Konopka (@KillerCritics) September 9, 2024

Goodbye to the brilliant James Earl Jones.

He gave one of the finest poetic speeches in cinema history. I still feel the same way about baseball all these years later.

Field of Dreams pic.twitter.com/7e5EYE8UXN

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) September 9, 2024

James Earl Jones was an icon. He will always live on with his legacy of playing some of the greatest characters of all time. But we all know about his tremendous acting ability. So I want to talk about his heart. When we filmed Conan, I was the new kid on the block, and he…

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) September 10, 2024

This is Goro. He is not interested in sharing any of his toys. Not even the ones he forgot he had. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/r9BjCWbLAW

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 12, 2024

Pierce Brosnan for Armani pic.twitter.com/0vpXdYLsSv

— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) September 14, 2024

them breaking up was so duuuumbbbbbb. samantha isnt strong bc she’s perpetually single she was strong bc she waited until she found actual real love that fit into her life and how she liked it. stupid stupid stupid https://t.co/BAjuR6Sy8n

— siyyan (@siyyaniverse) September 15, 2024

AN EMMY WINNING SCENE BTW pic.twitter.com/n8LT7AbNev

— izzy (@spidermannwh) September 16, 2024

- Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to Mrs. Maria Clemm, July 1849 pic.twitter.com/hznf8BH0b5

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) September 19, 2024

“The childless women have been mothering the world and elevating culture as aunties, godmothers, teachers… you do not need to push out a baby to help push humanity forward.”

– Tracee Ellis Ross with the SERMON 🗣️ pic.twitter.com/6dJxbwLoJl

— VK (@votekamala) September 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/JMDNoDwU6h

— . (@BrendanDaGawd) September 22, 2024

They are really running out of miracle ingredients pic.twitter.com/Y7ZYStVZXv

— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) September 23, 2024

I imagine it must be exhausting for children to experience their childhood for a perceived audience, learning to perform domesticity to strangers, waiting for a parent to set up the tripod, move to a different location, stand still as they brush your hair for the camera https://t.co/WZifWB5F6r

— Elise Bell™️ (@eliseybell) September 23, 2024

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up pic.twitter.com/Y4IcYTkh24

— Cybershell (@Cybershell) September 24, 2024

The best tweets of August can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets September 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets September 2024, best of Twitter, best of Twitter September 2024, Liz Heather, funny


September 1, 2024

August Actions 2024

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Best of NYC, Drinks, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Recipes


The sunflowers outside my building

The sunflowers outside my building

SUMMER IS OVER! Extremely pumped to say goodbye to August. So many things are changing right now and I kind of can’t wait for what’s ahead. But before that, here were the highlights of the month.

  • Finished my Summer Saturdays series.

  • The best tweets of the month can be found over here.

  • Why don’t all cheese boards have corresponding cheeses labels?? SOMEBODY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING.

Cheese with labels >>

  • In love with these blue sky bran muffins. Who have I become? I like her?

  • The Freshly Brewed Coffee candle at Bath & Body Works smells like heaven on earth.

Truly their best scent

  • I found Walla Walla onions at my farmer’s market and they remain the greatest onion on the scene today.

  • My friend Richard made the best tomato pie I’ve ever tasted.

Tomato pie for life

  • I got the new Alex Trebek Jeopardy stamps and they’re a bit disappointing. I was hoping for more than just one design.

  • Marla came for a visit and we did so many fun things. We saw Suffs on Broadway, ate at Thyme & Tonic (incredible), tried on a million gorgeous things at both locations of Beacon’s Closet, we rode the Staten Island Ferry, ate at the always-great Rubirosa, went to Little Island for the first time, went to some of the Chelsea Thursday galleries and we perused Chelsea Market so we obviously had to get some Seed + Mill.

Suffs on Broadway

Beacon’s Closet

Gorgeous Marla

Little Island

A rat scared us out of Central Park approx. five seconds after this photo was taken

Manhattan skyline from the (free) Staten Island Ferry

Seed + Mill now has a chocolate drizzle option

  • I read Jennette McCurdy’s book and it was too real and too good.

  • My favourite pesto recipe is the How Sweet Eats one, but with walnuts instead of pine nuts.

  • Summer is the time to make peach daiquiris and this peach rose slushy.

Peach daiquiri

  • Fell in love with the restaurant Hillstone. On a mission now to visit all the locations eventually. The best parts about this place are the chilled salad plates, the chilled martini glasses that are replaced midway through your drink, an insane French dip sandwich (David Chang says that this sandwich “haunts him” and he’s right), a wildly good chicken caesar salad, servers only have three tables at a time so they can really focus on each customer, they don’t have food runners or bussers, the tables are drilled into the ground so there aren’t any wobbly ones, there’s freshly squeezed orange juice AND each table is designed to feel like it’s in its very own little VIP section. So impressed by the level of thoughtfulness at this place, I love it so much.

Caesar salad at Hillstone

Chilled glass at HIllstone

French dip at HIllstone

  • And speaking of hospitality, I read something recently that explains why I think I love restaurants so much. I’m the one who cooks at home (which I enjoy), but it’s nice to escape that sometimes and have someone take care of me in that way. It’s such a simple thought, but it blew my mind for a minute.

  • I finally deep cleaned my beauty blender by putting Dawn in some boiled water and then I let the sponge sit in that mixture for five minutes before rinsing in water. Reddit has all the answers.

  • I found a Sabon body scrub on sale at Marshall’s, which reminded me how much I love any Sabon products.

  • I’ve been living in the Essie colour Seas The Day.

Essie ‘Seas The Day’

  • Annoyance of the day: I absolutely hate that all brow pencils now come in that little mechanical tube (that always breaks). Remember when the Anastasia brow pencil was actually a real pencil that you could sharpen?? We’ve strayed too far from the light of god. It’s impossible to find a real, high quality pencil anymore.

  • Nathan and I spent our anniversary in Cooperstown, New York to go to the incredible Baseball Hall of Fame, so I’ll do a post about that later this week.

  • Denny’s has a Beetlejuice-themed menu right now that is a full party, even if it does sound somewhat gross.

  • Loved reading Pete Wells’ final NY Times piece.

  • Some things I watched:

    • Patriot Games - wow. Love 90s movies like this.

    • Six Days, Seven Nights - even Harrison Ford can’t save this movie.

    • Trap - I liked the first two thirds of it, but everything went downhill as soon as they left the stadium. This review sums up my feelings almost precisely.

    • Falling Down - great movie.

    • Wall Street - weird that I’d never seen it before, Martin Sheen was a smokeshow.

    • Consenting Adults - great idea for a movie.

    • Longlegs - love an original horror script.

I would normally list the things I’m looking forward to this month, but things are changing so fast right now that I have no idea what the end of the month will look like. I’m hopeful and excited, but I’m also terrified and I sort of just want to let this month happen.

She’s done with summer

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in July over here.

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August 31, 2024

The Best Tweets of August 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


"There's no way out" is so damn funny. https://t.co/IeZWA6Rl0j

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) August 2, 2024

Reaction of granddaughter to her first dressing table, built by grandad
pic.twitter.com/qu629mMlwv

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) August 4, 2024

RFK Jr.: I should drive past that dead bear

The worm in RFK Jr’s brain: Stage a bike accident pic.twitter.com/lsuzpcHH96

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) August 4, 2024

I swallowed the bear to eat the dog, I swallowed the dog to eat the worm, I swallowed the worm to feel him squirm pic.twitter.com/A37HtmkCHZ

— ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) (@rare_cryptid) August 5, 2024

The funniest part of that RFK Jr. video is how deeply weirded out Roseanne looks. Do you know much more pure uncut battshittery you have to spout for *Roseanne* to look at you like this? pic.twitter.com/YQLJXJp2Bp

— Katie MacBride (@msmacb) August 5, 2024

obsessed with this pic.twitter.com/rbVPczopaE

— fox (@stanheightvhs) August 6, 2024

ㅤ pic.twitter.com/vZ0AC4XqiG

— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) August 7, 2024

https://t.co/FQs3b1MnZV pic.twitter.com/w6YTVUNwo2

— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) August 8, 2024

this is probably the closest anyone's gotten to that harrison ford kitchen photo btw pic.twitter.com/8m3sD5cQAv

— tyler “llewyn” taing (@tylerllewtaing) August 8, 2024

I still remember Jamie Foxx saying that he took Tom Cruise a night club in the hood to try to rattle him, and instead everyone in the club went into full fangirl mode over Tom. He kept asking to hang out with Jamie again and Jamie didn't want to 🤣 https://t.co/NpDMVXYSJp

— Victoria (@AVocalistsRival) August 8, 2024

Girls at the function when “Back That Azz Up” comes on pic.twitter.com/Utaeigi0Tl

— RELMYERS.COM (@relmyers) August 8, 2024

my cat trying to get out of the cute little sweater i got him pic.twitter.com/jfOmwrk1oq

— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) August 9, 2024

me on my way to mess with my dog who’s minding her own business pic.twitter.com/pbWcJN4WHt

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 10, 2024

they finally did this and yall are being So Mean about it pic.twitter.com/Y45PrCgeiF

— habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust) August 10, 2024

Here's the 411, folks. Let's say some gangstar is dissin' ya fly girl. You just give him one of these! https://t.co/ebzzFUGXdo

— Simpsons Daily Glavins (@simpsons_DG) August 11, 2024

No one:

Burglars in the sims: pic.twitter.com/KedSmjXR6p

— Cara Lisette (@CaraLisette) August 11, 2024

Here’s the recipes for the Olympic Village Chocolate Muffins! Enjoy and share! 🏅 https://t.co/DYFcHBsIGd pic.twitter.com/f2eqyOXoOP

— Legend’s Cookbook (@LegendsCookbook) August 12, 2024

This should be in hotel rooms instead of Bibles https://t.co/npifygwR5U

— Reegs (@Reegs815) August 12, 2024

I’m not trying to romanticize the era of this picture, but I genuinely believe our relationship to computers was healthier (for ourselves and for society) when the computer was more of a work/school/household appliance as opposed to something that is always on us and always on. https://t.co/4Y2CiPmXeW

— Librarianshipwreck (@libshipwreck) August 12, 2024

The. Political. Version. Of. Fat. Elvis. https://t.co/2bCs1BEPea

— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) August 12, 2024

Oh when this hits instagram reels next year the millennials are going to eat it upppppp https://t.co/mJIfMxVXdj

— slommy sammich (@blindedjanus) August 14, 2024

Dear kids, we weren’t perfect but we were happy. pic.twitter.com/Kv0GVpgZj6

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) August 15, 2024

You ever dance so bad that you get criminally investigated https://t.co/06d5qQuiJ2

— Nandre (@Nan_dre_) August 15, 2024

'Hopefulness is not a neutral position. It is adversarial. It is the warrior emotion that can lay waste to cynicism. Each redemptive or loving act, as small as you like – such as reading to your little boy... keeps the Devil down in the hole.'
Nick Cave. pic.twitter.com/B98W6ukchE

— David Rowe (@mrdavidrowe) August 15, 2024

pic.twitter.com/Li8YyJja1L

— scarlett ୨୧ (@scarletttfairy) August 15, 2024

pic.twitter.com/RgeiKv00Ky

— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) August 15, 2024

When I saw Alien Resurrection in the theater several people audibly gasped at Dan Hedaya’s shoulder hair pic.twitter.com/tpotGlmHWz

— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) August 16, 2024

pic.twitter.com/IAUoaW4Uvf

— Women Posting W's (@womenpostingws) August 17, 2024

S/O to content creators man, How do you think of something like this😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Rp4v7vAW8h

— Nhlanhla Hlabisa🇸🇿🇿🇦 (@bab_hlabisa) August 18, 2024

WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE https://t.co/rvalaOnlmg pic.twitter.com/g5YyT0jSFb

— Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 (@zaynahbear) August 22, 2024

pic.twitter.com/nmufJADGot

— Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) August 23, 2024

‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything: https://t.co/UghmqYbYPv pic.twitter.com/dGbBTMGz5q

— Reductress (@Reductress) August 24, 2024

2001 is still so fucking funny to me he saw the planes hit first hand. he was there https://t.co/8ILfDVz7O2

— holly :3 (@hollyrogerbay) August 29, 2024

the sluttiest thing a man can do is say your name mid conversation

— zoomertea (@zoomertea) August 29, 2024

The best tweets of July can be found over here.

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August 4, 2024

July Jiffs 2024

by Liz Heather in Best of NYC, Family, Food, Links, Movies, Personal, Recipes, Television, Travel


Lake Ontario

Lake Ontario

I might have to stop complaining about how I’m not a summer person because this past month was such a memorable one. Here’s what went down last month!

  • Nathan made Variety’s 10 Comics To Watch list this year!

  • I continued my Summer Saturdays series because apparently I’m obsessed with summer?

  • The best tweets of the month can be found over here. I also made a list of my favourite summer tweets.

  • I wrote about my favourite caesar salad dressing recipe in honour of its 100th birthday.

  • I tried the soft serve from Seed + Mill and it was unbelievably good. Top three in NYC, hands down.

Soft serve from Seed + Mill, Chelsea Market

  • I finally got to go lane swimming in Mississauga and it was all that I’d hoped it would be and so much more. Fuck Eric Adams for cancelling the lap swims in NYC for yet another summer.

  • The watermelon sangria at Bite is summer in a glass.

  • I finally visited the food hall at Queensboro Plaza and the options looked pretty good! The chicken caesar wrap at Bobwhite Counter was decent, but it’ll always amaze me when places don’t make their own croutons. It’s one tiny little step that makes or breaks it.

Chicken caesar wrap at Bobwhite Counter

  • The coronation chicken salad at Nomad Sandwiches is too good. Cold, curried chicken is not on enough menus in this city.

  • I just saw an ad for this, but Arby’s has a burger now?? Am I the only one this offends?? Their whole thing is that they DON’T do burgers?? That roast beef and cheddar is better than any fast food burger, what the hell is going on? I can handle a lot of things (really I can), but this crosses a line.

  • A reel told me to squeeze lemon on top of watermelon, so I did and it was fantastic.

  • I went to Canada for a little bit since the kids are off for summer break and I think I’m onto something here: yardwork is fun when it’s not your own house.

Airport pickup!

I used a screwdriver to do this and I’m kinda proud of that fact?

  • One of my most beloved hobbies? Before/after photoshoots, apparently.

It’s an illness, really

  • Went to Blue Mountain on a small trip with my family and it was perfect. We swam so much (once in the rain, and I hope everyone swims in the rain at least once in their life) and we also rode the Ridge Runner Mountain Coaster (something that’s been on my list for years), which was so much fun. I also won’t disclose how many times I went to the frozen yogurt place Menchies.

Blue Mountain, Ontario

Before the Ridge Runner Mountain Coaster

On the mountain coaster!

Swimming in the rain >>

Sunset w/ Layla, Blue Mountain

Parents, Blue Mountain

  • On the drive back from Blue Mountain, we found a farmer’s market-type store in hopes of finding some sponge toffee and dreams can come true.

Worth every penny

  • Ate at Lucia in Toronto and it wasn’t anything special, which was a bit disappointing but the company was everything I wanted so that made up for it.

Marla w/ the best gifts

  • Made these ricotta meatballs that turned out great, if not a bit too soft.

  • We went to Ribfest and I tried my first blooming onion. It was absolutely unreal. How did it take me this long to try one. Also got an oxtail poutine and (finally) the tri-colour popsicle I’ve been waiting on since last summer.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Oxtail poutine, I love this country

I wanted this so badly, I didn’t even care how bad my nails looked

  • The passport office in Mississauga is such a nightmare, it literally took four hours to get renewed (and that’s only because I showed up two hours before it even opened).

  • Tried this soft foot reel I saw (below) and it worked pretty well! I think you have to do it multiple times a week to really see longterm results, though.

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  • Went to Spirit Tree Estate Cidery again with my niece Tianna and it remains great. Their daily soup is the main attraction here (we got the seafood chowder).

Tianna at the cidery

  • We also went to Activate again and I think I enjoyed it even more than last time. Obsessed with the hoops room. Makes me wish I had a basketball net.

Activate in Mississauga, ON

  • Went to the Asian Night Market in Mississauga with Harmeet and we got the cold noodles, which were spicy/great. Afterward we went to the Mexican restaurant in the food hall section of Square One (La Carnita) and had such a terrible experience. The short ribs we ordered were awful and our waiter absolutely hated us. And then we went next door to Farzi Cafe, where the drinks were fine but insanely overpriced. What the hell is going on at Square One?

  • I finally got Baby Dog in a kiddie pool and she could actually doggy paddle. It was the cutest thing anyone has ever seen.

  • I just learned about the ready-made sandwiches at Lazar Bakery in Mississauga and my lunches will never be the same again.

  • The foam soaps are the main reason I go to Bath & Body Works, but their bar soaps last such a long time. If you live in the United States then you should definitely get their app - they give you at least one free item every few weeks.

  • Baskin-Robbins rainbow sherbert continues to solve all.

Rainbow sherbert for life

  • I know it’s early, but the pumpkin pie M&Ms are outrageously good.

Pumpkin pie M&Ms

  • Some things I watched:

    • The Bear (season three): Cons first. Okay, I hated the first episode but it’s the weakest one of the whole season. Some of the dialogue is so badly written, it’s hard to watch sometimes. Why the hell was John Cena in it? He isn’t a good actor, let’s cut the shit. Now pros. Ebon is flawless. The Napkins episode was so well written. Jon Bernthal is such a great actor. The Al-Anon support group scene was so good. My jaw dropped at Josh Hartnett making an appearance, I’ll continue to love his renaissance. And I know I’ve complained about the overacting of Jamie Lee Curtis from last season, but I thought the birth episode was the best one of the entire season. That whole episode just captured mothers and daughters so well and how we see that our mothers fail us so much because our expectations of them are too insanely high so when they fall flat of those expectations, how crushing it can be to realize that they’re just human. That episode alone is why I’ll keep watching the show. I do think that a lot can be done towards the development of characters so that we have the time to care about them in the ways that the writers want us to, but there are these pocket episodes that are just so alarmingly true and good. It’s a fantastic show with absolute faults, but the reviews of this season were way too harsh.

    • All of the Naked Gun movies (rewatch): Okay these movies really hold up well. It was too much fun to watch them with the kids who actually really laughed and enjoyed them too. Romeo even referenced one scene weeks later to laugh about it, my heart swelled to say the least.

    • Blowout: It started out interesting and then took a sharp turn, hard pass.

    • Sabrina (rewatch): I was on a Harrison Ford kick and would’ve settled for anything, so this was nice to see again.

    • Twisters (theatres): I really wanted to hate it, but it was a party.

    • Creep (rewatch): Still great!

    • Mulan (live action): Rome insisted on us watching this and it wasn’t bad! I’m pretty anti-live-action, but this was surprisingly good.

    • I Know What You Did Last Summer (rewatch): Love a summer horror movie. There needs to be more seasonal horror movies.

    • The Craft (rewatch): I always forget how much I hate the bug stuff at the end, but it’s still a solid 90s movie.

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: my dear friend Marla is coming to visit (!), cannot wait to see Trap next week, I’m keeping my eye out for any corn based seasonal dishes at the restaurants I love and I can’t wait to start preparations on this year’s costume…

Baby Dog in my baby blanket

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in June over here.

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August 1, 2024

The Best Tweets of July 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


There are angels who walk among us.

Nicky Crawford is one of them.

He’s retired. From Atlanta. And he just opened a mobile laundry bus for unhoused people.

“God has blessed me so much, I knew this is what I was supposed to be doing.” pic.twitter.com/3s1RqQJwQ6

— Leah Goodridge (@leahfrombklyn) July 2, 2024

You know what? Good for her. pic.twitter.com/NxGuoVmo0c

— Lane Moore is ON TOUR🩻🔮🍉 (@hellolanemoore) July 3, 2024

This is killing me. No one in particular. Just somebody. Anybody. Popcorn vendor in section 237? Get him out. Set the tone. Salvage the season. pic.twitter.com/wbesdgaNc4

— Céad Míle Fáilte (@ColeyMick) July 6, 2024

oh yeah :) pic.twitter.com/UycrHDvdjo

— birdget (@wormtownusa) July 7, 2024

When you set boundaries AND enforce them pic.twitter.com/ohm4IR0jdM

— teo (@snoopypoop7) July 14, 2024

pierce brosnan is eating so bad im sorry to these men out there but you got nothing on him my god pic.twitter.com/eECiZ0fkZw

— amy (@scullysfoxes) July 14, 2024

no matter how many times i read this it makes me laugh pic.twitter.com/0J3B0qrvXL

— zife ☻ comms open! (@screwbra1n) July 15, 2024

my favorite quote ever https://t.co/SD9roDmkRa pic.twitter.com/oIYtyBBt6p

— siobhán (@shivvstheworld) July 19, 2024

Go white girl go https://t.co/61HgjRb2eS

— boy (@haterperson6714) July 20, 2024

I will literally never forget being in that packed theater with every single person wearing pink. What a moment https://t.co/n2lioX0i36

— Nick (@aftersunfilm) July 20, 2024

This Brazilian fan really made me laugh. pic.twitter.com/Ux4mchUdTQ

— M. Night Shyamalan (@MNightShyamalan) July 21, 2024

Little mama would definitely survive a horror movie 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/TCX38nByP8

— Brisket Back Bish (@AshleyShyMiller) July 24, 2024

Will now vote for her twice. pic.twitter.com/erQcAM3rr0

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) July 27, 2024

she should’ve been at the club pic.twitter.com/S5cSMQvLJG

— lauren (@gilmxres) July 29, 2024

finding out pinterest tells everyone they have a good taste pic.twitter.com/DPztbbREDb

— jay;🤺 (@fckitsjay) July 30, 2024

The best tweets of June can be found over here.

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July 21, 2024

Best Summer Tweets

by Liz Heather in Links


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