If you're on Twitter and you're not following Kelly Oxford already, who the hell are you following? She IS Twitter, as far as I'm concerned.

Donald Trump running for president feels very Naked Gun.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 16, 2015

Tonight, my 6yr old was so annoyed with me she said she was "gonna OJ Simpson" me. ❤️
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 31, 2015

Questioning things when you're happy is like taking a shit after a shower.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2015

Love when the rich inadvertently insult people with jobs. RT @THR Ray Romano Reveals Why He'd Be an Uber Driver Without David Letterman.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 18, 2015

If you don't sing, "MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN...” to the strings in the Mad Men theme song, I can't love you.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 6, 2015

And considering how great her first book was, I cannot wait for the second one she's working on at the moment.