I was just at a red light and a school bus pulled up next to me and all of a sudden I hear “DAMN SHE FUCKIN THEM FRIES UP!!!” pic.twitter.com/jfpw30oiwE
That scene in Planes, Trains & Automobiles where they're getting drunk on mini liquor bottles and laughing uncontrollably and Steve Martin says "why do I feel like I'm at summer camp?" You've gotta find someone in your life who makes you feel that way. It's the best thing ever. pic.twitter.com/yZwGQ7Yc1a
It's time again for my most cherished #Thanksgiving tradition: Revisiting the time millions of kids had to witness Barney the Dinosaur collapse to the ground and get stabbed to death by cops during the 1997 Macys Parade.💫 pic.twitter.com/doSv6xWMBW
this video of sondheim teaching not getting married today to guildhall students is my favorite because look at how proud he is that this student is nailing one of his most sadistic songs pic.twitter.com/Wcs5DXXSZd