when i see myself on the self checkout camera pic.twitter.com/Xoq2OYpwy2
— tatum (@50FirstTates) May 16, 2021

“There’s more fish in the sea” yea but they’re all married https://t.co/rNlxPKdaHc
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) May 16, 2021

I understand why he’s doing it but I do actually think we can make an exception for the mayor to get a haircut https://t.co/djxt75A8C7
— amil (@amil) May 18, 2021

Empty Road in Hawaii pic.twitter.com/m5uxhvS2TZ
— Nature is Amazing 🏝 (@WeIcomeToNature) May 18, 2021

Whenever I get bad news, I think about how when my grandpa‘s terminal cancer came back, he rented a hearse and bought a bunch of beers and made my dad drive him around in it.

It makes me laugh. I think he was so cool and funny. Sit with the pain but don’t give it power over you. pic.twitter.com/QWPVwLKF03
— Georgia Shenk (@GeorgiaShenk) May 18, 2021

He came back with his new friend pic.twitter.com/f5F1lISSw5
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 19, 2021

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— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 20, 2021

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— (*•*) (@sum1called555) May 21, 2021

This is Mona Lisa. She always tries to start a conga line at the park. 14/10 someone please join her #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/dEfkdI1xa4
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 22, 2021

Owner made an invention for blind dog too afraid to walk. pic.twitter.com/7SutQFkU5K
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 23, 2021

Me: He’s probably talking to other girls.

Him: pic.twitter.com/iJGMDGIq0X
— Mrs. Dong Copter (@HitCockBottom) May 23, 2021

This donkey is reunited with the girl who raised it.. pic.twitter.com/5Jca3a8UTc
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 24, 2021

Getting high and looking at this photo until I disassociate pic.twitter.com/EzWRV79aVj
— future canon (@futurecanon) May 24, 2021

WRITER: Okay so it’s Willy Wonka, right? But get this:
STUDIO EXEC: Go on
WRITER: He’s young, he’s hot,
[STUDIO EXEC raises eyebrows]
WRITER: And he fucks
[STUDIO EXEC tips over backward out of chair]
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 24, 2021

me now that I'm vaxxed pic.twitter.com/D60t1ZDOxN
— mouse reeve (@tripofmice) May 24, 2021

Small Boye Finds A Big Boye Bed pic.twitter.com/byvwc44R0Q
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 24, 2021

This is what a blade of grass looks like under a microscope. Next time you take a walk outside, know that the grass is happy to see you 😃 pic.twitter.com/bm9c0KvzsV
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 25, 2021