The Best Tweets of October

We need to accept this is what Andrew Lloyd Webber does and it's worked for him pic.twitter.com/LV9e8g2SV6

— JennAaahh! Real Martins (@jennamartin14) October 3, 2022

"I don't really like talking about my flair" pic.twitter.com/yRkDyVXVaG

— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 4, 2022

This dog just had the greatest day of its life. ❤️🤣 pic.twitter.com/VVNEEA5kum

— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) October 5, 2022

Oldest daughters on their way to solve everyone's problems yet again because no one else will do it pic.twitter.com/iOKz3KJHQZ

— Lane Moore👉PDX 10/15, NYC 11/5 (@hellolanemoore) October 5, 2022

Your girl when she doesn't like what she ordered pic.twitter.com/KGrAzIuG4j

— 🤡 (@koi_takleefff) October 5, 2022

My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face. pic.twitter.com/7ZYqs0Owhs

— max〽️ (@Maxthepapi) October 5, 2022

This is my favorite game pic.twitter.com/GL1Jm7vq31

— B&S (@____B_S____) October 6, 2022

Behold: the ghost cookie my child decorated. pic.twitter.com/6YALZlc8ls

— Grave Robber Reynolds (Grace R. Reynolds) (@spillinggrace) October 12, 2022

You’re telling me this isn’t the cast of Sex and the City? pic.twitter.com/zCEIjYvXdR

— Will B. (@Will_B_Rupert) October 13, 2022

Larry David on religion like only Larry David can 🤣pic.twitter.com/GACJkwI727

— Wu-Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) October 13, 2022

when you spend the night at a friend's house and they don't give you a blanket pic.twitter.com/GMnp7XtwZV

— IG: closedapp (@ih8rts) October 13, 2022

trader joes exec 1: pistachios without the shell, we could call them shelled pistachios

trader joes exec 2 (very very horny, like the most horny): no, no, that won't do pic.twitter.com/mzTvG21gEP

— Lizzie Logan (@lizzzzzielogan) October 13, 2022

LARRY DAVID vs JIMINY GLICK #LarryDavid #MartinShort pic.twitter.com/RWz1E4vxHa

— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) October 13, 2022

This is so sweet! pic.twitter.com/E75K25LugT

— B&S (@____B_S____) October 14, 2022

Dog walking around your house at night pic.twitter.com/i29vwUn6cP

— OddIy Terrifying (@OTerrifying) October 14, 2022

You can find the best tweets of September 2022 over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.