OK but good luck getting him out of there pic.twitter.com/8NWsAtNqzB
— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) September 16, 2022

Me to Phantom of the Opera pic.twitter.com/5JBzBowvYh
— caitlin (@caitlinhberg) September 16, 2022

Work: We've found your Twitter account.

Me: pic.twitter.com/o3YDtWe4Mf
— The Glasto Thingy (@TheGlastoThingy) September 17, 2022

Still in complete awe of Christopher Nolan ending The Dark Knight Rises with a slightly higher budget version of this scene from Batman ‘66 pic.twitter.com/FgdUusvdEg
— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) September 17, 2022

Prince Louis currently left to his own devices pic.twitter.com/zJyuCYlJ5f
— Shar A (@Shar_A_) September 19, 2022

WHAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH?!!

Your dog: pic.twitter.com/ORr0Cg4G3K
— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) September 19, 2022

The last person in a horror movie when the killer is chasing them: pic.twitter.com/zZ7xjUrqu1
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) September 21, 2022

i was minding my business and for some reason THIS popped into my head and now i'm pissed all over again pic.twitter.com/Z8bzi8Njtl
— muna (@Muna_Mire) September 21, 2022

I thought you all might like to know that, here in Spain, Sabadell’s bus service has unveiled its new mascot - Bussi pic.twitter.com/BFlXkzO8MS
— Huw Lemmey (@huwlemmey) September 23, 2022

Puppy thinks he's one of them...🐶🐾🐥🐤🐥🥰 pic.twitter.com/C7HZ7XnvYv
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 24, 2022

When you trying to be brave during the needletime pic.twitter.com/HXdxZUD7Z3
— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) September 25, 2022

Don’t throw away pumpkins after Halloween. Find woods or a field near you, smash them open and leave for the wildlife to eat. Pumpkin is safe for them and the seeds act as a natural dewormer. (Army of the Kind) 🦌 🎃 pic.twitter.com/Yv69wDwbPh
— peace1 💙🇺🇸 (@peace1) September 25, 2022

12 year old me clearing ‘girls kissing’ from my search history pic.twitter.com/m5MfYIXiQ2
— susie (@filmsbygays) September 25, 2022

Me: Bring a jacket it’s gonna be cold.

Her: no I don’t wanna mess up my outfit.

Also her: pic.twitter.com/Qzki8YwKAQ
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) September 25, 2022

Area Man Treats Girlfriend To Sumptuous 20-Second Massage https://t.co/XC87aTFAX7 pic.twitter.com/VWgpHm1l9V
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 25, 2022

Notice how she didn’t say it was right or wrong. If someone disappears and stops talking to you then that’s your answer. It may not be the one you want. But it’s an answer. We can argue till we’re blue in the face about it being wrong or right. But it’s an answer. https://t.co/seV4tKEP6c
— Beyonce Wrote Church Girl For Me 🇧🇿 (@aspencphoto) September 26, 2022

white lady jordan peele don't worry darling tweet

This is a little bit of comfort for those who need it.
Over the Rainbow #songsofcomfort pic.twitter.com/OeBq35OgtC
— Yo-Yo Ma (@YoYo_Ma) September 26, 2022

Every Batman actor should have to audition with this scene. pic.twitter.com/jzqKqVo9QO
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) September 26, 2022

The music and everything else pic.twitter.com/VPvzSroDmF
— Engineering (@ENGlNEERlNG_) September 26, 2022

I wish I'd thought of this when I lived on a golf course in Colorado 🤣 pic.twitter.com/7wH7k82Xz0
— Todd Fox ✌🏽🦊🇺🇸🇦🇺 (@toddfoxauthor) September 26, 2022

My fatass just wanna know what this would taste like pic.twitter.com/f6ZqezCEu4
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) September 26, 2022

i’m a sucker for a stupid bit like this pic.twitter.com/HxJZ7IkfuE
— Berry🖤🍓🍰 (@bloodberry_tart) September 27, 2022

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to. pic.twitter.com/Y7ylBdSxxD
— abi balingit 👩🏻‍🍳 (@theduskykitchen) September 28, 2022

Morning pic.twitter.com/sAWzXU3Tjb
— Lisa (@Lisa_D_London) September 29, 2022

Me trying to give directions to someone: pic.twitter.com/t4el5Z0jOG
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) September 29, 2022

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