the first person to ever throw a tomato at someone performing was a real hater 😭
— 𝙂𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙇𖤐 (@punchGodTwo) February 1, 2022

lmao Forbes said:

“Our angel Rihanna and local man…” https://t.co/WKxUI4gRc8
— Brittani Warrick (@BrittaniWarrick) February 1, 2022

This was from February 2020... I think we really should have put them back!!! pic.twitter.com/PqJBhTjGvr
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) February 1, 2022

This is one of the most wild normalizations of an eating disorder I’ve ever seen https://t.co/zxkOMKO0lY
— Sarah Hagi (@KindaHagi) February 2, 2022

a che diaz musical number #AndJustLikeThat pic.twitter.com/F20F1z3wKM
— alicia kesting (@aliciakesting) February 3, 2022

ryan gosling in drive https://t.co/PSjPWmSKqV
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) February 5, 2022

“we’ll figure it out” is a love language
— ✧ (@luvsence) February 6, 2022

Comic by @KatalystComics pic.twitter.com/RqkZhXc3Ct
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) February 6, 2022

pic.twitter.com/RPiXO6hwg8
— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) February 6, 2022

it’s deeply embarrassing to defend any podcast
— Travis Helwig (@travishelwig) February 6, 2022

Stop staring at me, still staring, stop it! 😏🤣🐶👀 pic.twitter.com/oTuH42x3Tu
— Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) February 6, 2022

Teacher Fired For Breaking State’s Critical Race Theory Laws After Telling Students She’s Black https://t.co/7uQglMAjAW pic.twitter.com/hsTIG6imem
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 7, 2022

There’s no way, Kim Kardashian redefined our understanding of what beauty is?
Beauty is
photo shop
filters
Botox
surgery
crash diets
waist trainers
diet pills
shape wear
diet shakes? All while pretending it’s natural to makes millions off people hating their actual natural body? pic.twitter.com/oKad1zPTEL
— ACDM 💙⚖️🪐🦋 (@cystalsisresist) February 9, 2022

winter olympics reminding me of this legendary save. pic.twitter.com/o7fv3JvCg0
— jules (@BonesNotNcluded) February 10, 2022

Study Finds American Women Delaying Motherhood Because The Whole Thing Blows https://t.co/2PAnebjwjn pic.twitter.com/tnhFk0VifB
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 11, 2022

No one’s home, beat it!🐈🐾📦🚪😂 pic.twitter.com/nhGBrO35WE
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) February 11, 2022

Made a joke about Al Gore inventing the internet in class today and I thought the joke fell flat until a girl spoke up 5 minutes later and asked if that’s why they call it an algorithm
— felisha jammel (@fleaskeys) February 11, 2022

When 100k people died from Covid the NYT front page headline called it an “incalculable loss”. What do we call it when 1M people die?
— Tanzina Vega (@tanzinavega) February 11, 2022

rihanna said fuck maternity clothes! 😍 pic.twitter.com/BAkGEfeBN8
— A🪡 (@folkeiry) February 12, 2022

the first person to ever throw up was probably traumatized
— brian 𖤐 (@briantheruller) February 12, 2022

Girlfriend’s Back Too Knotted And Gnarled For Massage To Turn Sexy https://t.co/1Eta4JtR3S pic.twitter.com/mKUovRc4ld
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 13, 2022

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