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LIZ HEATHER

February 28, 2022

The Best Tweets of February 2022

by Liz Heather in Links


thank you betty white for being so kind to this kid behind the scenes and for teaching me
the most important life lesson
“ sometimes life just isn’t fair kiddo “

pic.twitter.com/XsNVvnaEug

— jenny lewis (@jennylewis) December 31, 2021

My cousin caught her dude cheating, she put her iPhone in his car and did “ find iPhone” on her sons iPad and found the girls address. My granny said “you doing all this detective work, imagine if you went to college and applied yourself ..” 😭😭😭😭

— subscribe to my onlyHANDS (@NasNumeroUN0) February 7, 2022
loud cars
lapd
witchcraft
birthday
thirst trap

I never understood why masks are so stigmatized here in the U.S. I’m from Japan where we have been regularly masking since before the pandemic—when feeling a tickle in our throats, during flu season, on crowded trains, etc. Masking is our way of showing kindness to others.

— Risa Hoshino, MD (@risahoshinoMD) February 15, 2022

When you’re wife’s so hot you start getting scared

— nerium (@oknerium) February 16, 2022
plan

Cool Dog Doesn’t Give A Shit About Other Dog Passing Him On Sidewalk https://t.co/61QnNtYaXn pic.twitter.com/dMFv9tAQ8i

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 16, 2022
mirror
gargoyles
goofs
consent

Everything surrounding Julia Fox now feels like the time of the night when you’re trying to force an after party vibe but you should just go home

— Amina (@Am1na1992) February 17, 2022
envelopes
why
worst makeup
peace
god

Just remembering when a New York City school child looked at me and said “out here looking like Rachel Dolezal“ and it was the funniest fucking shit of my life. The story had broken literally that morning, these kids are undefeated forever. I believe he is a CEO today.

— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) February 18, 2022

Man Likes Ex-Girlfriend’s Tweet In Effort To Smooth Over Emotionally Destroying Her 3 Years Ago https://t.co/EQaFItl3R1 pic.twitter.com/Wp5zyLSASv

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 18, 2022
jobs
kindness

Just one time I would love for an actor playing a Batman villain to say ‘It was fine? I’m a grown man. I acted. I got paid lots of money. I bought a new house’ https://t.co/G2YU4PdzbY

— hannah strong (@thethirdhan) February 19, 2022

Woman Not As Fun-Loving And Carefree As Pom-Pom On Winter Hat Would Suggest https://t.co/j36EuuHhLr pic.twitter.com/Y81TkqBEE4

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 19, 2022
grudges
hate
long cat
surges
potatoes
swimming

in awe at this headline. doesn’t work on any level but they said it with their chest anyway. fair play to them pic.twitter.com/elPNxzL7L8

— Emily Garbutt (@emilylgarbutt) February 22, 2022

Woman Suddenly Realizes She Same Age Parents Were When They Were Her Age https://t.co/oTDYQcGTKj pic.twitter.com/b2WfefnnoE

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 22, 2022

i’d b a terrible therapist cause i’d want u to show me a pic of the guy u keep crying about

— doaa. (@pettyreligion) February 22, 2022
libraries
listen
close friends

Happy 25th to "Brother From Another Series" and the greatest deleted scene in the whole series. pic.twitter.com/5FWkFLnrDS

— RETRO: OLD MEDIA ENTHUSIAST 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 (@ThatRetro) February 24, 2022
lay down

What I’m wearing when they end indoor mask mandates https://t.co/RDXMidwRdL

— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) February 25, 2022
math

Jason Momoa & Lisa Bonet when they saw what the streets had to offer pic.twitter.com/OYrIgspeWS

— Ashley Ja'Terria (@All_N_Yo_Tweets) February 27, 2022
identity

You can find the rest of the best tweets of February over here.

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