You literally had one job to call it SKIM CARE and put everything under the @skims branding. SKKN already was owned by a black female business owner & SKN by whats her name ...eye roll SKIM CARE!! COME ON!!
— o-hey-sis(he/him) (@mattonna) June 1, 2022

I’m ten minutes into The Staircase and sorry, people with dogs do not leave their dinner plates on the coffee table to clean up in the morning. Case closed! Cannot believe there are like eighteen documentaries about this.
— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) June 2, 2022

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 3, 2022

Area Bird Creeped Out By Bird Watcher https://t.co/imtokjPgr7 pic.twitter.com/qq2pR6la4L
— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 5, 2022

clicking on an email address link and having outlook, a program you have never used in your life, rumble awake like an ancient blood-cursed temple
— Keith 'the mixed metaphor' S. Wilson (@robottomulatto) June 6, 2022

its separate the artist from the person until it’s a woman 🤣 https://t.co/dMwL95dE9k
— dalia 22 era !!!! 💛 (@yellowdalias) June 6, 2022

imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth
— navi ✰ (@prettyboynavi) June 6, 2022

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand pic.twitter.com/jDTOjVqjWC
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) June 8, 2022

Here's a palate cleanser
Look at this beautiful dissolve in Miller's Crossing. pic.twitter.com/wdqufRMZah
— Will McCrabb (@mccrabb_will) June 10, 2022

I love pigeons because when it’s time to make a nest they’re like “fuckin whatever” pic.twitter.com/pKZfvn2RPP
— worms cited (@christapeterso) June 10, 2022

why do people take it so personally when you want to go faster than them while driving? IT’S NOT PERSONAL!
— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) June 11, 2022

being too high for the escalator at S*tiab*nk Theatre.. CLASSIC Toronto feeling pic.twitter.com/t1j4I1eJZM
— ballcap era (@thankfulreact69) June 12, 2022

Director Mary Harron had Willem Dafoe play this scene from AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000) three different ways: you know Bateman is guilty, you're unsure & you think he's innocent. She then mixed the takes together for the final cut to disorientate viewers. pic.twitter.com/RG3dnKVykw
— All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) June 12, 2022

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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) June 12, 2022

I’m boarding zone 2 and my bf is zone 4 and I’m waiting to board with him this is just like when Jasmine snuck out of the palace to hang with street rat Aladdin ❤️
— 🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 (@sophiebuddle) June 13, 2022

It’s funny to me that they’ve decided Americans are the only ones who might not realize they’re foreigners pic.twitter.com/xOoTXWGWE0
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) June 13, 2022

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