the european mind cannot comprehend this is how americans determine when their seasonal depression will be over pic.twitter.com/sxeDqOIrAh
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 2, 2024

Being so comfortable to go through another woman’s fridge and take her leftovers is the most insane thing of it all. https://t.co/bVqSZXEqkm
— fragrance and foolishness (@Brieyonce) February 3, 2024

since she wanna be cinderella so bad pic.twitter.com/XE0stgm9Qe
— baby spice (@Zonnique) February 3, 2024

When the silly dinosaur puppet tv show ended with all of them dying in an ecological collapse https://t.co/nW2KdG6fXO pic.twitter.com/9NjF61EHNr
— 𝐹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 Neo The 🇦🇷 (ROAD TO 1M) (@TheRealNeoThe) February 8, 2024

so you agree… you’re in THEIR country https://t.co/eGwiwTShuH pic.twitter.com/G3VRJsVcQk
— sof’s library ✧˖°. 🥄 (@folkoftheshelf) February 8, 2024

im sorry but the 49ers being sad while confetti gets stuck on their faces is so funny 😭pic.twitter.com/fu7ADkr69Q
— ainsley (@withloveains) February 12, 2024

There are only three good men. Dave grohl is one. Tony hawk is another. The third I'm gonna find on bumble one of these days!!!!!!! https://t.co/8TEJzDhfTv
— Lizzie Logan (@lizzzzzielogan) February 14, 2024

Adult Woman Still Believes That Band Is Going to Notice Her at Concert: https://t.co/whVRs1Sp2X pic.twitter.com/iPik1QYi6M
— Reductress (@Reductress) February 15, 2024

The most Irish thing you can do is treat the Royals like this 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪 https://t.co/UYsAaSOlWL
— CLUB JAY JAY (@JayJurden) February 19, 2024

He looks like he's about to tell Colin Farrell their friendship is over https://t.co/66tr9taBAG
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) February 19, 2024

I put this in my calendar like two years ago as a joke but boy pic.twitter.com/lmogSK7hGr
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 21, 2024

The perfect sandwich for the Caesar salad girlies pic.twitter.com/SDmoVS3ms2
— man beater (@foreverimbetter) February 22, 2024

Many of you don’t understand that body positivity became a thing because in the 2000s you were considered disgustingly fat if you looked like this pic.twitter.com/2d1x8ByJSI
— RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) (@hollowearthterf) February 23, 2024

That shot always thrills me. pic.twitter.com/TpYdYtoluk https://t.co/p1PwZuy0fD
— mary (@theoceanblooms) February 25, 2024

The best tweets of January can be found over here.