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LIZ HEATHER

March 31, 2024

The Best Tweets of March 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


The best teacher! πŸ’•

She made their day! pic.twitter.com/g7Umr8yJfm

— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 7, 2024

My pronouns are β€œSir/Madman” pic.twitter.com/MDwAz5IvH8

— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) March 7, 2024

*The tag of my shirt touching my neck*

My brain: pic.twitter.com/WTX1tKGqyh

— InvisπŸ§œβ€β™€οΈ (@invis4yo) March 7, 2024

because we’re here on earth to fart around https://t.co/rb7CmXWoZ9 pic.twitter.com/NcspVoDS2h

— slicin’ up eyeballs (@eyeballslicer) March 9, 2024

nothing will kill a girl more than slowly watching carrie become aidan’s big https://t.co/NN14hk3iN3

— kristen (not crystal) yellowjackets shish-kabob 🍑 (@lordesbbqribs) March 12, 2024

thinking about this little drawing at the end of a letter my dad wrote me after i moved 4 hours away pic.twitter.com/sonWOJzmuC

— β€Žβ€Ω‹ (@astralfvck) March 13, 2024

Thatβ€˜s why his ass is scared of women over 25 https://t.co/7iiSG27k98

— β˜† crrrrrrrra β˜† (@horneebutcute) March 15, 2024

Buster. Living his best life pic.twitter.com/pdwaaEHicf

— jonathan Slater (@slater_paul) March 15, 2024

me at the aquarium trying to make personal connections with the fish pic.twitter.com/AkyYtATwVa

— β˜” (@Whotfismick) March 17, 2024

Here's your annual reminder the train and bus from the crash sequence in "The Fugitive" are still rusting away in rural Dillsboro, NC. I made the pilgrimage there a few years ago. πŸŽ¬πŸ“·πŸš†πŸšŒ pic.twitter.com/CEmFNLzVMW

— Richard Roeper (@RichardERoeper) March 17, 2024

β€œare you fucking stupid”

me: https://t.co/UxKfkVMzPW

— bigsock (@biggersocks) March 18, 2024

quad axel to the succession theme? this absolute diva pic.twitter.com/7je3ieADkM

— alex (@alex_abads) March 24, 2024

I love how insane everyone is becoming https://t.co/eAcz07GCf3

— based gizmo (employed era) πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@neverthetories) March 26, 2024

Leslie Nielsen's expression as he does a clothesline on this poor couple in The Naked Gun will always crack me up 🀣 pic.twitter.com/JkrYR4OCpV

— Kriegler (@Kriegler007) March 30, 2024

My wife in the passenger seat when a car 500 feet in front of me hits its brakes pic.twitter.com/Z0UIwgfIQr

— Dave Dawn (@FromDaveTilDawn) March 30, 2024

It’s the same picture pic.twitter.com/zw3FZ5fn9X

— Marla βš–οΈπŸ‰ (@MarlaTalksBall) March 30, 2024

the roman guards when they woke up and saw jesus’ empty tomb pic.twitter.com/0toPoZZv9Y

— caity (@ktmob_) March 30, 2024

The best tweets of February can be found over here.

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