The best teacher! 💕

She made their day! pic.twitter.com/g7Umr8yJfm
— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 7, 2024

My pronouns are “Sir/Madman” pic.twitter.com/MDwAz5IvH8
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) March 7, 2024

*The tag of my shirt touching my neck*

My brain: pic.twitter.com/WTX1tKGqyh
— Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) March 7, 2024

because we’re here on earth to fart around https://t.co/rb7CmXWoZ9 pic.twitter.com/NcspVoDS2h
— slicin’ up eyeballs (@eyeballslicer) March 9, 2024

nothing will kill a girl more than slowly watching carrie become aidan’s big https://t.co/NN14hk3iN3
— kristen (not crystal) yellowjackets shish-kabob 🍡 (@lordesbbqribs) March 12, 2024

thinking about this little drawing at the end of a letter my dad wrote me after i moved 4 hours away pic.twitter.com/sonWOJzmuC
— ‎‏ً (@astralfvck) March 13, 2024

That‘s why his ass is scared of women over 25 https://t.co/7iiSG27k98
— ☆ crrrrrrrra ☆ (@horneebutcute) March 15, 2024

Buster. Living his best life pic.twitter.com/pdwaaEHicf
— jonathan Slater (@slater_paul) March 15, 2024

me at the aquarium trying to make personal connections with the fish pic.twitter.com/AkyYtATwVa
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) March 17, 2024

Here's your annual reminder the train and bus from the crash sequence in "The Fugitive" are still rusting away in rural Dillsboro, NC. I made the pilgrimage there a few years ago. 🎬📷🚆🚌 pic.twitter.com/CEmFNLzVMW
— Richard Roeper (@RichardERoeper) March 17, 2024

“are you fucking stupid”

me: https://t.co/UxKfkVMzPW
— bigsock (@biggersocks) March 18, 2024

quad axel to the succession theme? this absolute diva pic.twitter.com/7je3ieADkM
— alex (@alex_abads) March 24, 2024

I love how insane everyone is becoming https://t.co/eAcz07GCf3
— based gizmo (employed era) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 (@neverthetories) March 26, 2024

Leslie Nielsen's expression as he does a clothesline on this poor couple in The Naked Gun will always crack me up 🤣 pic.twitter.com/JkrYR4OCpV
— Kriegler (@Kriegler007) March 30, 2024

My wife in the passenger seat when a car 500 feet in front of me hits its brakes pic.twitter.com/Z0UIwgfIQr
— Dave Dawn (@FromDaveTilDawn) March 30, 2024

It’s the same picture pic.twitter.com/zw3FZ5fn9X
— Marla ⚖️🍉 (@MarlaTalksBall) March 30, 2024

the roman guards when they woke up and saw jesus’ empty tomb pic.twitter.com/0toPoZZv9Y
— caity (@ktmob_) March 30, 2024

The best tweets of February can be found over here.