Obsessed with these landscape cakes pic.twitter.com/ROnHewzqu1
— ji (@contrrl) March 31, 2024

"Well Holy S***, I'm doing this 25-years and no one's ever asked me that.

Loved this part of my conversation with Colin Farrell.

What is the movie you've seen the most in your life? And do you agree or disagree with ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD being Tarantino's best film? pic.twitter.com/khmDFa001Y
— Kevin McCarthy (@KevinMcCarthyTV) April 1, 2024

https://t.co/P6V6s9HNv1 pic.twitter.com/40S034Fqa7
— yash (@thestoryofyash) April 4, 2024

This Godzilla piggy bank is the best piggy bank to ever exist and it’s not up for debate. pic.twitter.com/9mpzBg2KjK
— Horror4Kids (@horror4kids) April 4, 2024

One day pic.twitter.com/EqHX638ZkK
— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) April 6, 2024

i can’t explain why but her being attracted to him is proof she’s australian https://t.co/6uwcG91WMQ
— jorts 🇵🇸 (@ftmensch) April 7, 2024

connecting my necklace clasp when im already in a rush on the verge of tears https://t.co/29LaoxPO6Q
— madimoiselle ♡ (@drivingmemadi) April 9, 2024

i just know her husband doesn't stress her out she's glowing https://t.co/IES62pKpb2
— machi ; (@MASYlTAH) April 11, 2024

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…
— Nicole Minet (@mouvement33) April 11, 2024

With all the sincerity i can muster on this earth, this is the kind of love i want someday https://t.co/Df9gJSq3IK pic.twitter.com/wg7Iwx0jRs
— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) April 13, 2024

I love that Conan O'Brien is getting essentially eulogised when all he did was appear on Hot Ones.

It's completely justified - he is fucking incredible. Here's Harrison Ford actually having fun during a media interview and it's entirely down to Conan being great. pic.twitter.com/ERQ7m9jWej
— Scottish Totodile (@ScottishToto) April 13, 2024

publicly announcing a breakup (with a fictional character) on live television saying he won’t talk abt it (and then immediately proceeding to talk abt it) . there is no more ryan gosling that’s just ken pic.twitter.com/cehIjwl3RA
— lissy (@kenerqy) April 14, 2024

Yall😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/cb78ETVwhi
— 🌟𝓚𝓪𝔂🌟 (@fatjeezuz) April 15, 2024

This is the best take of all time! pic.twitter.com/AotDCsIo7E
— Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 (@Paultheheretic) April 15, 2024

There’s a lot to be stressed/worried/sad/mad about but there are also bluebird eggs and that’s a thing of joy and beauty. pic.twitter.com/6ysxqenSIm
— B. (@AddledPixie) April 16, 2024

he gets it pic.twitter.com/C6OHGZK8Ew
— Aubrey Plaza (fake) (not real) (parody) (satire) (@_glassduster) April 20, 2024

Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview pic.twitter.com/Gdci1bYBpy
— marz (@mathewsmarz) April 23, 2024

I think of this reddit comment about Ariana Grande literally all the time pic.twitter.com/6avRJixTwq
— Zillow princess (@diazepants) April 26, 2024

look at the unbelievable soulfulness of his eyes. he’s really playing the piano pic.twitter.com/ZXt98a7zm0
— hil (@plume__) April 28, 2024

If he wanted to he would ?! https://t.co/zUphRC2Gtd
— r (@baateinvaatein) April 28, 2024

This was that brief moment when tech was cool before it became all dystopian and hellish https://t.co/6YKxg7wvkq
— Cody (@AltHistCody) April 28, 2024

Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money. https://t.co/tYX0c4a4Ef
— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) April 29, 2024

Target’s Circle card be like YAASSSSS REWARDS YOU GOT $.00000001 off this $50 purchase!!!!! SAVINGS!
— Tonja Renée Stidhum (@TonjaStidhum) April 30, 2024

The best tweets of March can be found over here.