The little beans in the air 😭 pic.twitter.com/9C8h1Jk8oD
— Tweets of Cats (@PostsOfCats) May 2, 2024

Rappers across America waking up to the reality that parental negligence can be used against them in a rap battle pic.twitter.com/mOdtbew9V4
— Hi I’m Solomon (@solomonmissouri) May 4, 2024

It is 2001. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is ugly. It is 2006. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is fat. It is 2024. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is old. pic.twitter.com/nKpchga5iv
— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) May 7, 2024

being sensitive and a little slow is funny because not only did I misinterpret what you said it also hurt my feelings
— ♆ (@planetmari_) May 9, 2024

The busy world of RFK Jr. #BrainWorms pic.twitter.com/OgmR6oGXXl
— Lukey McGarry (@lukeymcgarry) May 9, 2024

I can't help but think about this from the bee's perspective. Imagine hobbling away from a permanently crippling injury, wandering a figurative desert chasing illusory food, and then having a paradise built around you for you to live out the rest of your days. https://t.co/ixBR2sGzCT
— SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️ (@TheBustyCryptid) May 10, 2024

Useful tip
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— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) May 12, 2024

Absolutely losing it over the third bird trying to pretend like it isn't eavesdropping. https://t.co/UjABVTWHdn
— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) May 14, 2024

One of the best films of the year https://t.co/BZeV3eVJcJ
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) May 16, 2024

bitch calm down????? https://t.co/H2XysuprIW
— 𝓐. (@theLibra__) May 16, 2024

https://t.co/nneq97ycQL pic.twitter.com/PP3CkLujjG
— Callum (@C14OConnor) May 17, 2024

Thank you for reminding me of this incredible TikTok https://t.co/mMcdrdOoYU pic.twitter.com/v4a4A02mEU
— iris 🇵🇸 (@pepsicobosnia) May 17, 2024

I don’t advise going second-hand book shopping unless you’re prepared to find an old poetry book mysteriously addressed to you by someone who lived a century ago. Definitely don’t read the handwritten dedication that says, ‘I hope I get to love you in the next life, too.’ https://t.co/KFt5mj9kZL
— fran (@galacticidiots) May 17, 2024

Can I give some advice for new-ish parents? One day, when your kids are young, choose one random day when you are not planning anything special and take pictures from the moment you get up to the moment you go to sleep. We did it. We chose a rainy Saturday in Feb 2017 when I…
— Jill Foster (@JournalistJill) May 17, 2024

https://t.co/EiBtVXzyRL pic.twitter.com/YZz4LALV9s
— jiya🍉 (@kafkaesthete) May 17, 2024

what I mean when I say “I needed this” after hanging out with the besties, btw pic.twitter.com/iOxRI80puY
— claire rowden (@clx1re) May 18, 2024

Every so often I think about the fact that Gomez is so deeply in love with Morticia because the Addams were supposed to be the opposite of the average American family https://t.co/UgV8Mcoa40
— Wakandantechsupport (@SkylerB97) May 18, 2024

why do you think you’ll always see them later https://t.co/XGHTBaYUUC
— Luka Donthičć (@landahoy14) May 21, 2024

Eclipse. Northern Lights. Meteor. And the planets fucking align.

People a thousand years ago would've been going nuts https://t.co/37JI7HKZmL
— Cody (@AltHistCody) May 22, 2024

This is how I look when someone asks me a question I wasn’t prepared for pic.twitter.com/Qx1FI05qhw
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) May 22, 2024