Baby Dog in Canada, May 2024
It has officially been six years of doing these monthly roundup posts since I started them in May of 2018. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE. If there’s a lesson here, it’s that change is truly possible. I never would’ve thought I’d be doing these consistently for that long, so that’s wild to me. Thank you to anyone and everyone who has ever even read one. Here’s what went down in May!
The best tweets of the month are over here.
I reviewed the hip hop jewelry exhibit at the Natural History Museum.
Vulture wrote about Nathan’s special twice this month and I couldn’t be prouder.
The New York Times also loved Nathan’s newest special Down With Tech!
I made this one pan pepper steak with added mushrooms that I will absolutely do again.
My favourite Met gala looks:
The hair, the makeup, the dress = all of it is perfection, she just needs to leave Justin to fully become perfect in this moment
The back of Mindy Kaling’s dress is HIGH ART
The author of my favourite book, Paul Auster, passed away so I think a re-reading of Mr. Vertigo is in order soon.
I visited the newly opened Paramount Theatre in Brooklyn to see Belle & Sebastian (they were great) and what a beautiful venue.
God, this was a fun night
I tried cottage cheese for the first time and it wasn’t terrible! I still say that “cottage cheese” is the most disgusting thing it could have been named, though. I made this fake chocolate mousse with it and Nathan ate every last bite. I also made a fake “ice cream” with cottage cheese + frozen blueberries that was actually good. I won’t pretend to tell you it tasted like real ice cream, but it was surprisingly edible.
Cottage cheese + frozen blueberry ice cream that’s not actually ice cream, I can’t lie to you
We had a huge Baby Dog scare where she tore a ligament in her leg and our vet was an absolute nightmare with prescribing her these insanely strong pills that made our lives a living hell for a week. Thankfully she’s back to normal and better than ever. We also started her on these cataract eye drops that may actually help her sight, will report back on these in a few more weeks.
I tried the new chickpea pasta from Trader Joe’s and I like it better than Banza (it’s cheaper, too). Also tried their new, incredible honeycomb candy.
Chocolate covered toffee is the answer
Love this essay by Glynnis MacNicol and I can’t wait to read her upcoming memoir entitled I’m Mostly Here to Enjoy Myself.
Embarrassed to say how much I love the Shake Shack lettuce wrap.
Shake Shack for life.
The white chocolate macadamia cream at Starbucks is a problem. I’m really in the macadamia era of my life. No one tells you that your late-30s era is intensely boring?
There’s nothing sadder than disappointing soft serve. Marvel: do better.
Even the sprinkles look sad.
Truly in love with the shortbread foam hand soap from Bath & Body Works. (Don’t forget their annual sale is going on right now.)
Unreal.
Loving the entire ButterBliss line at Target. How is it so damn soft??
Tried the new sandwich place Nomad, which is incredible. Took me 39 years to understand that I truly love coleslaw. Again, terrible name choice. Beginning to learn that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover? What a concept?
Burrata sandwich, Nomad
Chicken katsu sandwich, Nomad
Quick note: if you ever shop in store at Staples, you should really look up their online prices vs. the in-store price when you’re there. The in-store price is almost always wildly more expensive than the same item listed online and if you show the cashier when you’re checking out - they’ll price match it for the lower price.
So I was on a morning walk and I found a lost cat! It was wild and the owners were so sweet about it.
Saw Mary Jane with Rachel McAdams on Broadway with Nathan and it was great.
Mary Jane on Broadway, NYC
There is an exhibit of old literary posters right now at The Met that is absolutely beautiful.
The Met, May 2024
The Met, May 2024
The Met, May 2024
The Met, May 2024
The latkes at Modern Bread and Bagel remain the best in NYC.
Latkes from heaven, Upper West Side
Got the new summer scents from Mrs. Meyers and they. are. incredible.
Seasonally scented cleaning products? FUCK ME UP
Took Baby Dog to Central Park and she loved it, even if you can’t tell by this forcibly posed photograph.
Baby Dog in Central Park, May 2024
I love a street fair because you’ll always find something unique. Creepy-faced magnets? Forever yes.
Street fair magnets
Completely forgot about my love for rainbow sherbert.
Rainbow sherbert >>
Some things I watched:
The Idea of You (Amazon Prime): low maintenance and intensely watchable. The line, “People hate happy women” PERFECT. And Michael Showalter directed it?? What the hell? That’s great.
How Stella Got Her Groove Back: it’s pretty gross that the main love interest is a 20 year old boy. And the real life story that it’s based on is AWFUL (spoiler alert: he was actually gay and married her for a green card!!).
Under The Tuscan Sun: still great.
Twister (the Helen Hunt one): such a great movie. There’s really no need for the remake. Best part? The sheer amount of twisters in the movie. That may seem like a dumb observation, but it really isn’t. It’s just so fast-paced and there’s basically another twister every ten minutes or so.
Dream Scenerio: good! Some of the abuse scenes are hard to sit through, but as a whole a really good movie.
The Danny Meyer episode of Ina Garten’s show: I was not aware that he basically invented eating at the bar instead of at a table in a restaurant (was also not aware that it needed to be invented??) and I must make the pasta (orecchiette with broccoli rabe and sausage) that he made for Ina in that episode.
Emily in Paris (season two): can you tell how desperate I am in finding new shows to watch? It’s not a good show. I hate all the singing, I had to fast-forward those scenes. But I did love these pink shoes.
Bury me in these pink boots
Some things I’m looking forward to this month: finishing off some final spring activities, writing my summer list, I need to dry clean and officially pack away my winter coats, I’ll start doing my Summer Saturdays weekly series again, excited for the new season of The Bear at the end of the month and I’d love to find some new strawberry recipes to make the most of the season.
If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in April over here.