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LIZ HEATHER

June 11, 2021

May Musings 2021

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Best of NYC, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Music, Personal, Products, Recipes, Reviews


Citi Field, May 2021

Citi Field, May 2021

Forgive the lateness of this post! I am excuse-less. Here’s what went down last month!

  • Here are the two lists of the best tweets of the month.

  • I perused Jessica Merchant’s new cookbook and some of the recipes are definite must-makes this summer. Garlic confit, stone fruit halloumi salad, tomato pie, BLT corn salad, scallops with tomato cream sauce, and the list goes on. Sometimes I like to browse the cookbooks in book stores just for inspiration when I’m in a cooking rut.

  • I bought the Dr. Teal’s foaming bath Vapor Bath scent and it’s underwhelming! I mean, it’s good, but nothing like the vapor heaven I was anticipating.

  • I made the ramp butter from Missy Robbin’s (of Lilia fame) recipe and it tasted fine but was nothing like hers. No idea where I went wrong. Maybe I was supposed to use salted butter? Maybe the butter quality wasn’t good enough? Maybe my food processor was inadequate?

Ramps

My sad ramp butter

  • In other ramp news, I ate the ramp, cheddar & poppyseed croissant from Mel The Bakery and it was delicious. Great bakery. Must return.

Ramp, cheddar & poppyseed croissant from Mel The Bakery, NYC

  • So I made the Milk Bar crumbs (without the cake) because I thought that’d be a fun treat to just keep in the fridge. But without the cake and the icing? Suck city. Such a waste of time. Tastes useless on its own.

  • I watched the movie Riding The Bullet (why, I don’t know) and of course it was terrible, what was I thinking. Proves that you don’t have to be talented to make a movie, so there’s really hope for anyone in this world.

  • I reviewed the NARS birthday gift from Sephora.

  • I tried a sample of Chanel’s Ultra-Light Skin Perfecting Sunscreen Makeup Broad Spectrum SPF 15 and it’s luxury in a bottle. I might have to buy it since they discontinued the Amore Pacific tinted moisturizer that I used to love.

  • I made focaccia for the first time! I had some leftover green garlic so I incorporated that into it and it was a raging success.

Before

After

  • I watched the third and final season of Shrill and it was perfect. I hate that it’s over since every season was better than the last, but life must go on. No spoilers, but I loved how it ended. Best character of life = Em.

  • Went to Momofuku Noodle Bar again and finally tried the buns (not pork, but mushroom) and wow. I wish I knew how to cook a mushroom like a restaurant quality chef. It’s a mystery I’ll never crack.

  • New goal: to swim in the sky pool in London.

  • Sometimes there is no greater joy than getting to experience a new potato chip flavour. And the Lays ones this summer… are wonderful.

  • I can’t stop making this chicken caprese pasta salad. There’s something about the idea of a cold pasta salad that sits in the fridge and gets better each day, I just love it. It always reminds me of a staple food that white people would take to a picnic in the 90s, but I don’t know what I’m basing that on. Wasn’t that a white person thing? I remember mentioning the idea of a cold pasta salad to one of my West Indian cousins at a get together and she gasped at the idea, “Why would a pasta ever be served COLD???”

  • I only ever want to read new stories like these.

  • I rewatched Mad Man and this is probably the best scene in the whole series. The line “the moon belongs to everyone” will always make my knees weak.

  • I listened to the Martin Short / Charles Grodin episode of Julie Klausner’s podcast and it only reaffirms how I feel about podcasts. They’re so fucking boring, I’ll never know what people get out of listening to them. Absolutely not for me.

  • That being said, I do love being a guest on them.

  • There’s a new Danny Meyer restaurant opening in the fall, sign me up, obviously.

  • I bought these high waisted shorts, this gorgeously neon orange crop, and these printed shorts: all from Zara because their summer collection is actually good this year.

  • I went to a Mets game and it was wonderful to be back in a stadium. I also got the Mrs. Met Wonder Woman bobblehead I’ve been eyeing for over a year now.

  • I ate a white chocolate apricot scone from Il Bambino in Astoria and it was insanely good. I always forget about scones. You can’t sleep on a scone. I also always forget how much I love apricot. It’s never IN anything, why is that?

  • The teaser for Last Night in Soho makes it look really good.

  • I revisited The Beekman and it continues to be just a solid ass place to take someone from out of town for a drink. It’s so beautifully designed and I’ll never get over what a great job was done in restoring it.

The ceiling at The Beekman, NYC

Look at the stairway details at The Beekman, NYC

  • Okay, I know everyone knows about the cookies at Levain Bakery, but the dark chocolate peanut butter one might CHANGE YOU SPIRITUALLY.

  • I got some great British food gifts from Myers of Keswick in the West Village for my dad, it’s just a great little shop.

  • I finally went to the Dame pop-up! Exquisite fish and chips. I did sneak in my own gravy from Pommes Frites down the street since they don’t offer any, but no one seemed to mind (and by no one I mean that I hid it with a napkin anytime someone walked by). I understand this isn’t behavior I should exhibit, but fish and chips without gravy should be illegal. Anyway, I’m so excited they’re expanding into a full blown restaurant. Must return to see the new menu items.

Look at that fry and TELL me he isn’t screaming out for sip of gravy

Secret gravy tastes better?

  • So I was all excited to go see the new Little Island in the city, but then I realized that this goddam area was the one that I was so against a few years ago because it meant that they’d tear down the Pier 54 remnants! I can’t believe time had made me forget this fact! Those dirty fucks! So I may not visit it now. Debating all my options. Mentally I don’t know that I even need to escape to a new floating island.

  • I bought these black flats for my new part time hostess job (more on this in another post) and they’re so comfortable, it’s shocking.

  • Tried the new(ish) Key Lime Pie Kit-Kats and, what a shock, another winner.

  • I finally reviewed the KKW lip liner set that I mentioned months ago.

  • Of course I listened to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album Sour and the best songs are by far traitor and driver’s license (duh).

  • I took Baby Dog on a mini day trip to Coney Island and it was too fun. We walked along the pier, got my prediction from Grandma, spent three seconds in the sand and then sat by the water. We also went to the Coney Island Brewery and the best things about that place? The music is so perfect and late 90s, there’s a free tap that has still & sparkling water, they have beer flights on the menu to try different kinds (such a great idea), the grilled cheese was NUTS, and the alcoholic pink lemonade was summer in a can.

Smiling at the ocean

Wonder Wheel

Baby Dog at a brewery

Can I install this in my house, PLEASE

Some things I’m looking forward to doing this month: I’d really love to make this garlic jam that sounds incredible, I’m making it my mission to get to Mama’s Too on a Wednesday this month to try one of their legendary Wednesday sandwiches, and I’m so excited that casual street fairs have returned (check below for some upcoming ones).

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in April over here.

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June 2, 2021

Best Tweets of May 2021

by Liz Heather in Links


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when i see myself on the self checkout camera pic.twitter.com/Xoq2OYpwy2

— tatum (@50FirstTates) May 16, 2021
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“There’s more fish in the sea” yea but they’re all married https://t.co/rNlxPKdaHc

— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) May 16, 2021
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I understand why he’s doing it but I do actually think we can make an exception for the mayor to get a haircut https://t.co/djxt75A8C7

— amil (@amil) May 18, 2021

Empty Road in Hawaii pic.twitter.com/m5uxhvS2TZ

— Nature is Amazing 🏝 (@WeIcomeToNature) May 18, 2021

Whenever I get bad news, I think about how when my grandpa‘s terminal cancer came back, he rented a hearse and bought a bunch of beers and made my dad drive him around in it.

It makes me laugh. I think he was so cool and funny. Sit with the pain but don’t give it power over you. pic.twitter.com/QWPVwLKF03

— Georgia Shenk (@GeorgiaShenk) May 18, 2021
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He came back with his new friend pic.twitter.com/f5F1lISSw5

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 19, 2021
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pic.twitter.com/avq9j0lqWO

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 20, 2021
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pic.twitter.com/2DkI8Mgne3

— (*•*) (@sum1called555) May 21, 2021
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This is Mona Lisa. She always tries to start a conga line at the park. 14/10 someone please join her #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/dEfkdI1xa4

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 22, 2021
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Owner made an invention for blind dog too afraid to walk. pic.twitter.com/7SutQFkU5K

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 23, 2021
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Me: He’s probably talking to other girls.

Him: pic.twitter.com/iJGMDGIq0X

— Mrs. Dong Copter (@HitCockBottom) May 23, 2021
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This donkey is reunited with the girl who raised it.. pic.twitter.com/5Jca3a8UTc

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 24, 2021

Getting high and looking at this photo until I disassociate pic.twitter.com/EzWRV79aVj

— future canon (@futurecanon) May 24, 2021

WRITER: Okay so it’s Willy Wonka, right? But get this:
STUDIO EXEC: Go on
WRITER: He’s young, he’s hot,
[STUDIO EXEC raises eyebrows]
WRITER: And he fucks
[STUDIO EXEC tips over backward out of chair]

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 24, 2021
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me now that I'm vaxxed pic.twitter.com/D60t1ZDOxN

— mouse reeve (@tripofmice) May 24, 2021

Small Boye Finds A Big Boye Bed pic.twitter.com/byvwc44R0Q

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 24, 2021

This is what a blade of grass looks like under a microscope. Next time you take a walk outside, know that the grass is happy to see you 😃 pic.twitter.com/bm9c0KvzsV

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 25, 2021
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This headline. 😂 pic.twitter.com/NFGExo7IJp

— Zaki Hasan (@zakiscorner) May 30, 2021
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Your dad talking to your friend of 10+ years trying to remember their name pic.twitter.com/r1k8QhoujB

— Addatude (@addatude_) May 30, 2021
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You can find the rest of the best tweets from May 2021 over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets May 2021, May 2021, Liz Heather, funny