The Best Tweets of December

Guys I'm sobbing a local woman passed away in September and her husband/family rented a whole store at the mall to show off her Christmas decorations 😭 nothing is for sale it's literally just so everyone can see it and it's so beautiful I love love pic.twitter.com/eiuGPmULsv

— 𝐵𝓇𝒾𝒜𝓃𝓃𝑒 🪩 (@brihindthescene) December 6, 2025

Little colorful flecks in tweed are some of the loveliest little details pic.twitter.com/OQZvtCp9zy

— Necktie Salvage Advising (@NecktieSalvage) December 7, 2025

I'm being so sincere when I say this is the kind of local journalism every neighborhood deserves. https://t.co/vE0sTPHkN9

— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) December 9, 2025

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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) December 11, 2025

One time I went to a Christmas fair at a tiny Russian church and got some borscht and the stern old lady who sold it said "sour cream" and I said "no thank you" but she replied "not question." https://t.co/T4g7vy0Myz

— Bryan Cheong 🎄 (@bryancsk) December 13, 2025

my husband has been stuck taxiing on the runway for 4 hours pic.twitter.com/9PkLpx6bjc

— katie (@katefeetie) December 14, 2025

if i got filmed fighting the wind gods on campus i’d be so pissed https://t.co/7qELOB6hAL

— lindy (@goaliedefender) December 17, 2025

my response to anything for the next two weeks pic.twitter.com/V8Avc3ilz7

— TracketPacer (@TracketPacer) December 19, 2025

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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) December 21, 2025

By the sea 🌊 pic.twitter.com/XjZ5TWWTVL

— Elle Lookbook (@EvaLovesDesign) December 28, 2025

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— Criminalsimpsons (@Criminalsimpson) December 29, 2025

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The Best Tweets of November

My grandma says we lost because “the Japanese are very disciplined”

— MR. MITCH (@1800ghostman) November 2, 2025

Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live pic.twitter.com/q4SWOTTGvt

— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) November 16, 2025

old disney winter aesthetic pic.twitter.com/iUd1DXtePV

— ♡ (@ArtCelineLove) November 19, 2025

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The Best Blue Jays Tweets

Too many great tweets, here are my favourites!

Never forget the hat that saved the season. pic.twitter.com/brU7DOhet4

— mj (@Hockey_Is_All) September 29, 2025

That was literally judges walk up song I’m in tears man 😭😭😭 https://t.co/TCWWh768aR

— KutterIsKing (@KutterIsKing) October 9, 2025

Don’t ever ever ever EVERRRR fucking tell me he doesn’t care. https://t.co/paUbXmTj0s

— 🇮🇶🔻🇨🇦 (@iNoArab) October 9, 2025

Vladdy to the Yankees pic.twitter.com/wlBlJRfyAK

— Richard Lee-Sam (@RLeesam) October 9, 2025

One of the few players that actually earned this, guy is a superdemon https://t.co/O1EjpNu3qa

— mingo 🎰 (@SheWitDaMing) October 9, 2025

they all love him so much https://t.co/JwFqpRrxHx

— maddie (@maddiecholette) October 9, 2025

He's too pure for that scumbag franchise. I just cant be a certified hater, seems like a good natured dude who also happens to be one of the greatest talents of all time. https://t.co/L9UutT7Apt

— Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) (@mrgrozz) October 9, 2025

It’s up to 13 million views and at least 12.5 million were me watching it repeatedly. https://t.co/VYt7U28Wkp

— Rob Silver (@RobSilver) October 10, 2025

This is Kevin Gausman, Blue Jays Ace, teaching his daughters how to ride bikes at the Evergreen Brickworks farmers market the day before the biggest start of his life. Everybody knew who he was. Nobody bothered him. Watch out Mariners. He looks happy and loose. pic.twitter.com/m0l05aRetK

— Stephen Marche (@StephenMarche) October 11, 2025

COME ON REF, THAT’S A STRIKE pic.twitter.com/CzvMPCjzOi

— Alex (@ivandemigoal) October 13, 2025

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— Baseball Is Dead (@baseballisdead_) October 16, 2025

One of the most beautiful home run shots you’ll ever see 🤩 #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/QTwEj8AStp

— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) October 16, 2025

I just love Ernie Clement’s reaction here pic.twitter.com/o7KWwVYFo1

— spencer🦕 (@spen______) October 17, 2025

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— Mike Stephens (@mikeystephens81) October 17, 2025

Somehow Fox using 'Iris' as bumper music actually worked here. pic.twitter.com/s9HLdCXNbF

— Sports TV News & Updates (@TVSportsUpdates) October 20, 2025

all of Toronto rn pic.twitter.com/2scjhTayBx

— Steve Sladkowski (@sladkow) October 20, 2025

How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/nY7oCaSA8C

— Montreal Expos (@Montreal_Expos) October 20, 2025

Two things I notice about my view of the ⁦@BlueJays⁩ fans on the 100 level: Their jerseys represent multiple generations of Toronto baseball. And they are all on their feet in the first inning. ⁦@MLBNetwork⁩ 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/9cz2GHYhFp

— Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) October 21, 2025

Seattle Mariners fan: I’m gonna mock injured George Springer

George Springer: pic.twitter.com/34H7JE69Xd

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 21, 2025

The only person more excited than George Springer on his home run was the guy in the Springer jersey who caught the ball. #WANTITALL pic.twitter.com/HZpStd88yx

— Courtney Theriault (@cspotweet) October 21, 2025

Three days apart pic.twitter.com/xH4iG384B4

— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) October 21, 2025

Ernie Clement is every Blue Jays fan. pic.twitter.com/pGvISqT7xv

— Ian Hunter (@BlueJayHunter) October 21, 2025

me liking all the Springer dinger videos on my feed pic.twitter.com/HRaP68k3cb

— astrosmemes (@astrosmemes_) October 21, 2025

https://t.co/YdDbJxpaTu pic.twitter.com/nA3CFISrpg

— 🌸🌺🌼🌹 (@mcarv_s) October 21, 2025

It never gets talked about but imagine being an umpire in a moment like this. You gotta stay 100% neutral but ya gotta be thinkin "damn this is sick" pic.twitter.com/Iauy0x8YsQ

— Isaac (@iTalkStudiosYT) October 21, 2025

This warning made me laugh. Guess they’re going to interview John Schneider again. #BlueJays. pic.twitter.com/Ohv3vp1ymd

— Paul Hunter (@hunterhockey) October 21, 2025

I don’t even think you can do this in MLB The Show! pic.twitter.com/SvQ7LqnYth

— Julian McKenzie (@jkamckenzie) October 21, 2025

The people in Vladimir Guerrero Jr.’s hometown of Don Gregorio, Dominican Republic went wild celebrating his first trip to the World Series https://t.co/QOfntyfexc

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) October 21, 2025

George Springer home run with Titanic music pic.twitter.com/KSo1EKKBI8

— . (@leafsplswin) October 21, 2025

https://t.co/GcMMxkoCjj pic.twitter.com/UVddbFvOLe

— Josh (@Josh_theJaysFan) October 21, 2025

"How many times have you watched the Springer dinger?"

Me: pic.twitter.com/iqum0h25Dy

— Rob Wong (@RobWong34) October 21, 2025

"I get emotional thinking about what these guys are going through right now. I was fortunate to play here. I know how special Toronto is.

There’s nothing like it." pic.twitter.com/s3Z5UDdYWW

— Arden Zwelling (@ArdenZwelling) October 21, 2025

Being a fan is an absolutely awful investment. Most of the time your team loses. But its night's like this that you live for. If you're lucky, you get a handful of them in your life. This is one of those nights. #WANTITALL https://t.co/MARbZKCfkK

— corey landsberg (@coreylandsberg) October 21, 2025

“how can you not be romantic about baseball?”
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— Josh (@Josh_theJaysFan) October 21, 2025

I don’t think you could make it up if you tried. 10 years later a 3-run homer in the 7th of a deciding game. Something magical about that city man!

I haven’t watched baseball and cared this much about what happened in a long time. I literally threw my hands up in the air after…

— Chris Colabello (@CC20rake) October 21, 2025

For too long, Blue Jays’ fans have waited to cheer for a team that plays baseball “the right way”. Not much to ask, but, funny thing, that can lead to a winning record, a playoff spot, a league pennant, and maybe even a World Series title. We’ll see. The wait has ended in 2025.

— Dave Hodge (@davehodge20) October 21, 2025

Someone said this next series is gonna be an all star team vs. the power of friendship and I think that just about sums up this team. Love my boys in blue so much 🫶🏻🫶🏻 https://t.co/6v3riYSa2H

— Liv (@livlightslamp4) October 21, 2025

Dalton Pompey for the win. https://t.co/PPYdP0xUsb

— Donnovan Bennett (@donnovanbennett) October 22, 2025

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The Best Tweets of September 2025

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WHAT. A. NIGHT. pic.twitter.com/A84qMp2QmV

— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) September 10, 2025

there is room for whimsy in everything https://t.co/AGu8Ekd4Rk

— Isabel🌻 (@isabelunraveled) September 10, 2025

In 2005, Kevin Berthia went to the Golden Gate Bridge to end his life. He ended up talking about his life with officer Kevin Briggs for 92 min while on the edge of the bridge. 10 years later they met at that same bridge under much better circumstances. Incredible. pic.twitter.com/f7rw41VIzH

— Restoring Your Faith in Humanity (@HumanityChad) September 10, 2025

RIP cinephile, your family never understood you 😭 https://t.co/RgjrmPewB6

— Chris A (@AlsikkanTV) September 17, 2025

me when i see the sun reflected on the waves of any body of water pic.twitter.com/DSjHAqibpQ

— jenny sais quoi (@jennytheleo) September 20, 2025

I love people who romanticize the sh!t out of every little win in their lives. I want to be those people. https://t.co/4VQF09sXjQ

— Miu ✦ (@Flicky0ps) September 22, 2025

At this preschool, they had a "Dress like what you want to be when you grow up" and they chose "Mr Bubba" 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Cz9pA3Dmgx

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) September 25, 2025

subway ad glitched and is stuck like this pic.twitter.com/Lkh5rY60fY

— lee (@puppy0nline) September 27, 2025

She's inspired so many people but I get a little sad when someone quotes her and says "I wish this were my life". I feel like the lesson here is it can be your life! Just go walk! You might not live in the English countryside but you can find beauty anywhere. https://t.co/d5s5TwMhnq

— nathan (@golddozer) September 29, 2025

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The Best Tweets of August 2025

"What is the charge? Eating a mouse? A succulent field mouse?" pic.twitter.com/2rO0QRtoio

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) July 31, 2025

That don't impress me much pic.twitter.com/4ZM5KjV2U8

— Em again (@juxtaposedwitu) August 3, 2025

You can still dine at Restaurant Fournaise, on the banks of the Seine, the setting for Renoir’s Luncheon of the Boating Party 140 years ago. Incidentally, that’s Aline, Renoir’s future wife, at lower L, & fellow artist Gustave Caillebotte at lower R https://t.co/D9UrM9KW7c pic.twitter.com/90vj7fTAcr

— Journal of Art in Society (@artinsociety) August 4, 2025

they should do this for the summer i turned pretty finale too https://t.co/QvDebyBvO5

— zoë rose bryant (@zoerosebryant) August 16, 2025

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— lena (@lenafultz) August 19, 2025

conrad arranging the flowers before people arrive just like susannah i’m not okay😭😭😭 #TheSummerITurnedPretty pic.twitter.com/FRq8od9zWI

— mary ᢉ𐭩 (@goldcryst) August 20, 2025

Two of the most Guess Who faces out there. https://t.co/nsXaFehxkk

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) August 25, 2025

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this pic.twitter.com/Ty6WbO9tem

— Dr Sean Travers (@seanjetravers) August 25, 2025

my sister’s boyfriend is NOT a fan of monkeys and this how they were woken up this morning at their airbnb pic.twitter.com/lvxb87ARw3

— Crankin 🦝 (@CRankinit69) August 26, 2025

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The Best Tweets of July 2025

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— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) July 6, 2025

Saw Tracy Morgan in the airport in Jersey, loudly playing New York State of mind on a speaker. I was debating if I should ask for a picture but he saw me and yelled out “girl you know you want a picture come on.” I was slightly embarrassed https://t.co/h53VYf5NkV

— Mrs. Mary K (@_realJAG) July 7, 2025

youtube while eating is universal https://t.co/lXZRh0H1bg

— Redd (@ReddCinema) July 7, 2025

my 5th grade class voted me best dancer because i was randomly selected to dance at an assembly but the song happened to be the same one i had a choreographed routine for from my boy scout talent show. i spent years not dancing to sustain the mystique https://t.co/mw4FXX9WEO

— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) July 10, 2025

The Baby: https://t.co/as5ybgR1BT pic.twitter.com/25CfjNOwAz

— Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer (@dyingscribe) July 10, 2025

I was getting on a plane and saw this old lady say to a ten year-old, "I'm worried, Jimmy. My phone's already only at 8%" and he responded "You're so cooked, grandma"

— matt (@computer_gay) July 10, 2025

the beanie being genetic https://t.co/QEhWZxp80u

— tegan 🦷 always yuri the yaoi (@lesbiantooth) July 11, 2025

Me every month acting like I never seen a full moon before pic.twitter.com/SEs3bRYkIR

— Jenni (@hashjenni) July 16, 2025

I can’t stop laughing at this book title pic.twitter.com/uCeihrZFaP

— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) July 18, 2025

My fav restaurant sign in Toronto is the mentally ill shawarma in the straight jacket pic.twitter.com/aLUkiHaucc

— Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline) July 19, 2025

this is really really really really lovely https://t.co/d5dCuLhCJ6

— hannah (@dumbandfunn) July 26, 2025

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The Best Tweets of June 2025

Every time I pass this billboard I laugh cause someone with a gambling problem is gonna take 80-20 odds all day lmao pic.twitter.com/D8MhsPNImY

— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) June 9, 2025

someone recommended "it's a wonderful life" to me ages ago.. i saw the reviews for it and thought 'well it can't be THAT good.' well, i watched it and long story short, this david lynch video is me whenever anyone mentions that movie in a conversation pic.twitter.com/jsbkVYw6gc https://t.co/RdIQDSHVud

— audrey hepburn enthusiast (@darylandfilms) June 11, 2025

Really is genuinely good advice https://t.co/NXai1EN4RO

— Mr. Chau (@Srirachachau) June 11, 2025

This is a judgemental take but I think self-help books are one of the lowest forms of culture we produce, and that turning the intrinsically valuable experience of reading into something must Accomplish Something is cursed protestant-work-ethic hustle culture nonsense. https://t.co/xEzvLHtHtX

— microplastics evaluator (@DiabolicalSpuds) June 12, 2025

A man who can present a brand in more poses than a model can. 😂 pic.twitter.com/IAJOvglv43

— The Figen (@TheFigen_) June 16, 2025

i don’t even care anymore. https://t.co/pSHk5RuFLK

— prozac nation (@choirgirlshotel) June 19, 2025

‘All Are Welcome Here,’ Says Sign in Neighborhood Where Average Home Costs $2 Million: https://t.co/KNTxlWDZtH pic.twitter.com/WT7lMuRi8G

— Reductress (@Reductress) June 22, 2025

This dog learned to move around on a big ball and now refuses to walk normallypic.twitter.com/3ygYUjeePX

— Interesting things (@awkwardgoogle) June 22, 2025

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— no context memes (@weirddalle) June 23, 2025

This only happens to you once pic.twitter.com/g9lUu8fuXa

— wholesome moments (@paawwesome) June 24, 2025

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The Best Tweets of May 2025

how it feels when u make a joke and everyone laughs pic.twitter.com/MrsbTXdRwd

— Anna-Laura (@annalaura_art) April 29, 2025

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— chaotic memes (@memechaotic) May 14, 2025

https://t.co/U1ARJQzj4p pic.twitter.com/5Wrr3P2sG3

— Simon Sarris (@simonsarris) May 15, 2025

this is aggressive bad bitching in 2024, so you know this was blowing their minds 60 years ago. https://t.co/mr8PQipmoi

— Remi (@IhyRemi) May 19, 2025

WHY DON’T THEY TEACH THIS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL?!

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— Today Years Old (@todayyearsoldig) May 19, 2025

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read pic.twitter.com/dDtYBY6Pmr

— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) May 25, 2025

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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) May 28, 2025

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