Here’s an emotional Val Kilmer on @ConanOBrien back in 2013 discussing the power & fulfillment live comedy brings. Kilmer’s comedic timing was the most underrated tool in his acting arsenal. A legend is lost. pic.twitter.com/Za7JVmS2YZ
when I realized she was SKIPPING I threw my phone across the room. only the goodest girl would learn such a thing. she's too precious I can't take it. 😭🥹 pic.twitter.com/3ABLOqPuc8
I’m lowkey looking too far into this but I think the world would be a better place if everyone was this unapologetically excited about their lives. Having fun with it. Finding their lane and running with it. Just like this guy. https://t.co/uH88ClyQeq
— joshualino fagottino prezioso (@siguntyr) March 22, 2025
iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want…
I’m convinced that Mark Wahlberg is doing this movie so that it will be the new top Google search result for “Mark Wahlberg plane” instead of his 9/11 quote. https://t.co/QXJu1MsM9Q
Demi Moore’s #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech for THE SUBSTANCE has me sobbing. “You’ll never be enough. But you can know the value of your worth if you just put down the measuring stick.” pic.twitter.com/Dc5dZoyWJy
i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day
that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them https://t.co/5SssQesysq
About a year ago I was walking home carrying toilet paper and a teenager yelled “that guy be shittin!!!” and his friends laughed and laughed. I never thought I’d be able to walk with tp and no tote bag. But today, I stopped living in fear!!! pic.twitter.com/wN6h9zJLb7
retaliating against men who base a woman’s worth in her beauty by proving that she is indeed beautiful enough to be respected is so bleak https://t.co/y0rKqLxFxO
My mum had my dad saved as his full govt name and I told her that’s ur husband of 30 years pls be a bit more relaxed and put an emoji or something. I was expecting something like a love heart- she just put the Somali flag emoji https://t.co/uMtEPddd5wpic.twitter.com/5DvyTqFD9p
The thing I always hate about going to any family’s house is that women don’t get to be guests. Men do. We have to immediately offer to help cook, serve, clean, etc. If not, it’s not “polite.” You’re looked down upon for resting as a guest. I’ve never had guests in my home do…
“I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape — the loneliness of it; the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn’t show.”
If I could divide the Best Supporting Actor Oscar 3 ways I would hand it to these hopeless goofballs in ANORA in a heartbeat. pic.twitter.com/rEQDR2LJZB
Constantly juggling a beautiful diva, a kindhearted girl-next-door, and a sexually tense male friendship… none of us could ever understand an archie comic the way he does https://t.co/jP0ZbpBxT8
"The only way to raise a hero is to be one. So instead of obsessing over a children and trying to control them, the best way to parent is to focus on ourselves and make ourselves the person we dream of being."
reading this old interview about Beetlejuice from Rolling Stone, and I strongly believe Michael Keaton is a genius who doesn't get enough credit for essentially creating his character and making him weird in the best way possible pic.twitter.com/Xtz5vyoSTk
My local multiplex has gotten a member of staff to dress up as Beetlejuice and come into all screenings to annoy people and heckle the trailers. This is 4DX pic.twitter.com/Nt2PMQ0HWR
Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks…
James Earl Jones was an icon. He will always live on with his legacy of playing some of the greatest characters of all time. But we all know about his tremendous acting ability. So I want to talk about his heart. When we filmed Conan, I was the new kid on the block, and he…
them breaking up was so duuuumbbbbbb. samantha isnt strong bc she’s perpetually single she was strong bc she waited until she found actual real love that fit into her life and how she liked it. stupid stupid stupid https://t.co/BAjuR6Sy8n
“The childless women have been mothering the world and elevating culture as aunties, godmothers, teachers… you do not need to push out a baby to help push humanity forward.”
I imagine it must be exhausting for children to experience their childhood for a perceived audience, learning to perform domesticity to strangers, waiting for a parent to set up the tripod, move to a different location, stand still as they brush your hair for the camera https://t.co/WZifWB5F6r
The funniest part of that RFK Jr. video is how deeply weirded out Roseanne looks. Do you know much more pure uncut battshittery you have to spout for *Roseanne* to look at you like this? pic.twitter.com/YQLJXJp2Bp
I still remember Jamie Foxx saying that he took Tom Cruise a night club in the hood to try to rattle him, and instead everyone in the club went into full fangirl mode over Tom. He kept asking to hang out with Jamie again and Jamie didn't want to 🤣 https://t.co/NpDMVXYSJp
I’m not trying to romanticize the era of this picture, but I genuinely believe our relationship to computers was healthier (for ourselves and for society) when the computer was more of a work/school/household appliance as opposed to something that is always on us and always on. https://t.co/4Y2CiPmXeW
'Hopefulness is not a neutral position. It is adversarial. It is the warrior emotion that can lay waste to cynicism. Each redemptive or loving act, as small as you like – such as reading to your little boy... keeps the Devil down in the hole.' Nick Cave. pic.twitter.com/B98W6ukchE
— Lane Moore is ON TOUR🩻🔮🍉 (@hellolanemoore) July 3, 2024
This is killing me. No one in particular. Just somebody. Anybody. Popcorn vendor in section 237? Get him out. Set the tone. Salvage the season. pic.twitter.com/wbesdgaNc4
— archivist barbie 💌 (@daiquiriheiress) June 11, 2024
My friend requested fried chicken Caesar salad on garlic bread for her birthday dinner, so that’s what I made. Maybe one of the top ten things I’ve ever eaten pic.twitter.com/nymo79K2n7
this dress is too pretty for 2024. this dress should be among oil paintings and victorian era accoutrement, this dress should never be in a room where it could risk hearing the words “DJ KHALID” https://t.co/8wPr41TNJw
— ashley ray🍦stream ice cream money (@theashleyray) June 16, 2024
there are so many things about carrie that i find abhorrent but her unflappable sense of whimsy is not one of them. i love a person who experiences life so loudly and earnestly. is it cool to act like this? no. but there's nothing so uncool to me as apathy. https://t.co/A9Dj26xp6O
