Great

http://thisislizheather.tumblr.com/post/133895097559/mayawiig-kristen-wiigs-amazing-trick-for

You Can Buy Dignity

Remember this part on The Simpsons?

YOU CAN BUY A DIGNITY LAPEL PIN!

Available on  Etsy for $5

I will never stop loving Simpsons fans. God, this is great. It's only $5 on Etsy.

You Look Tired

http://lynn-types.tumblr.com/post/128022489684/thetowndrugdealer-you-look-tired-are-you

Love this so much.

Soaring

Full Disclosure: I am responsible for ninety thousand of these views. Can't even express how much this makes me laugh. 

Charles Grodin on Louie

Charles Grodin is my absolute favourite part of Louie. Love this man so much. 

Person To Follow - Kelly Oxford

If you're on Twitter and you're not following Kelly Oxford already, who the hell are you following? She IS Twitter, as far as I'm concerned. 

Donald Trump running for president feels very Naked Gun.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 16, 2015

Tonight, my 6yr old was so annoyed with me she said she was "gonna OJ Simpson" me. ❤️

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 31, 2015

Questioning things when you're happy is like taking a shit after a shower.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2015

Love when the rich inadvertently insult people with jobs. RT @THR Ray Romano Reveals Why He'd Be an Uber Driver Without David Letterman.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 18, 2015

If you don't sing, "MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN...” to the strings in the Mad Men theme song, I can't love you.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 6, 2015

And considering how great her first book was, I cannot wait for the second one she's working on at the moment.

“Through love we feel we are greater than we know.”

— William Wordsworth

My Nephew In A Commercial!

My nephew, Camden, is in a Luvs commercial! He's the second kid (Lucas) and he's adorable as hell in it.

Ready For It

Love this so much. 

Love

I absolutely hate the (non)word bae, but this I love, love, love.

(Courtesy of labias.)