Slow Cooker Turkey Breast

by Liz Heather in ,


Before I begin, let me just say that I will NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT HOW YOU NEED TO GET A SLOW COOKER. Okay? You should be aware of this already. Moving on.

Look, I know that I've already had my Thanksgiving (over a month ago). But who says that you can't celebrate another country's special days as well? WHO? 

So I decided to make the following recipe because:

  • It's Thanksgiving
  • I don't have an oven
  • LOOK HOW GOOD IT LOOKS

This is technically the first kind of real (not ground) turkey I've ever cooked (and if you're side-eyeing me right now because I didn't get a "whole" bird to cook, you can f off) and it turned out ridiculously well. Who the hell knew it was so easy to cook a turkey? Why have sitcoms always made it seem so difficult? I must insist on you making this immediately, it was so crazy good.

Ingredients

  • 1 turkey breast** {mine was bone-in and weighed a little under 3 lbs}
  • 1 apple, sliced into rings
  • 4 TBSP butter, cut into small cubes
  • 2 tsp coarse salt
  • 1 tsp chopped rosemary
  • 1 tsp chopped thyme
  • 1/2 tsp chopped sage
  • 2 tsp onion powder

Instructions

  1. Cover the bottom of your slow cooker in half of the apple rings in the slow cooker. Combine the seasonings in a small bowl. 
  2. Rub the seasonings onto the turkey breast, making sure to get some underneath the skin. Dot the turkey with butter cubes (again, put some underneath the skin). Then place the turkey in the slow cooker and put some apple rings on top of the turkey.
  3. There's no need to add any additional liquid, so don't fret.
  4. Cook on LOW for 5-6 hours, until the internal temperature reaches 165 degrees F. {After 4 hours, check every half hour to make sure you don't over cook it - though I happen to think that overcooked turkey is waaaay more delicious than it's "properly" cooked, almost-wet counterpart.
  5. **If your turkey breast is boneless, then you'll need to cook it for 3-4 hours on low. 
  6. Let the turkey rest after cooking.

This recipe has been adapted slightly from Bread with a side of Butter


Asparagus & Cauliflower Soup

by Liz Heather in ,


I've made it quite clear how much I love Chef John and I just tried this soup recipe of his recently that is insanely good and crazy easy to make. You can find the full recipe over here. (I omitted the flower garnish because, well, we don't care for garnish in our household. Also, I feel like you have to make a certain amount of money to be classified as a person who garnishes.)


Peanut Butter, Strawberry & Banana Quesadillas

by Liz Heather in ,


I can't tell you how CRAZY GOOD THESE ARE.

I'm still not sure if this is an acceptable dish to be served at breakfast, but that's what I've been doing so you should, too. (Also, if you want to turn this into a dessert, then I suggest replacing the peanut butter with Nutella. Your mind will implode.)

Photo Credit: Ambitious Kitchen

Photo Credit: Ambitious Kitchen

Ingredients

Cooking spray

Natural creamy peanut butter

2 wholewheat tortillas

1 large ripe banana, sliced

3-4 strawberries, sliced

1/8 teaspoon cinnamon

Instructions

  1. Heat a medium skillet over medium high heat and spray the pan with cooking spray.
  2. Spread a thin layer of peanut butter on one side of each tortilla.
  3. Arrange both the banana and strawberry slices over one tortilla, sprinkle with a pinch of cinnamon, and top with the remaining tortilla, peanut butter side down. Press gently to help them stick together.
  4. When the skillet is hot, add the quesadilla, flipping once or twice, until golden brown, about 2 minutes per side. Cut each quesadilla into quarters with a pizza slicer. Serves 1-2.

I adapted the recipe slightly, but you can find the original one here.  


Three Ingredient Peanut Butter Cups

by Liz Heather in ,


Remember that time I made really shitty ("good for you") peanut butter cups? Well, those were shit and these ones are CRAZY BETTER. Though, one thought? Make them in a mini-cupcake tin and not a regular cupcake tin. I know I declared that I'm anti-mini-servings, but these are so rich that even the mini version is ridiculous sweet (/amazing).

Photo Credit: Leeves & Berries

Photo Credit: Leeves & Berries

Ingredients

  • Bag of semi sweet chocolate chips
  • Creamy natural peanut butter
  • Sea salt
  • Mini parchment cupcake liners

Instructions

  1. Working with a double boiler, melt your chocolate until smooth. 
  2. Line your mini cupcake tin with the cupcake liners and using a spoon put a layer of chocolate in the bottom of each cup.
  3. Then take a spoon and drop in a small spoonful of peanut butter in the middle of each cup (try to cover the chocolate so you don't see it).
  4. Finally, spoon a layer of chocolate on top of the peanut butter doing your best to cover all the peanut butter with a layer of chocolate. 
  5. Sprinkle with a bit of sea salt. 
  6. Allow the peanut butter cups to set in the freezer for 15-30 minutes before serving. Keep chilled. 

Warning: these get melty as hell if you don't eat them right out of the freezer. And man, they're good. Decadent, but good.

The recipe above is slightly adapted from the original one I found on Leeves & Berries.


Mini Rum-Raisin Bread Puddings

by Liz Heather in ,


Almost all of the words in this recipe title sound bad... no wait, they actually all sound terrible (who the hell wants a mini-anything - give me the full size, please). The reason that I wanted to make this recipe, however, was because of two factors.

  1. I don't own an oven in my home, so when I'm visiting my parents I like to bake as much as I can so I can get it out of my system for awhile.
  2. My dad loves rum-raisin anything.

As it turns out, I ate three of these BECAUSE THEY WERE DELICIOUS. I don't know if it's because I've become a less picky eater or if it's just because I'm constantly hungry, but lately there's nothing I wouldn't try, food-wise.

What it's supposed to look like

What it actually looked like (minus the pecans, I forgot to put them on)

Does my version look gross? Maybe in comparison to the sexy one beside her, but I swear to God it tasted amazing. If you have anyone in your life who likes rum-raisin, they'll love this to pieces. I swear. I'm not even a fan of bread pudding and I'm still standing by this dish because it was delicious. (I really wish bread pudding had a better name. It's really the worst name for a dessert in the history of food.)

You can find the recipe here. I implore you to try it out.