Search
  • About
  • Blog
  • Contact
Close
Menu
Search
Close
  • About
  • Blog
  • Contact
Menu

LIZ HEATHER

August 8, 2021

July Jiffs 2021

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Best of NYC, Food, Links, Movies, Personal, Products, Recipes, Television


tomato time.JPG
tomato time.JPG

All of the things I did in July 2021.

Read More

TAGS: July Jiffs 2021, monthly post, monthly roundup, Liz Heather, summer tomatoes, tomato, Emmy burger, cheeseburger dumplings, Mimi Cheng's, best of NYC, NYC dumplings, green iced tea, rain boots, Nordstrom, Nordstrom sale, rain coat, Connecticut, Celine Dion, Aline movie, The Met rooftop, The Met, things to do in NYC 2021, China cybercurfew, tomato sandwich, garlic aioli, Spunto's, West Village, homemade crab cakes, Scarr's, meatball parm, acrylic nails, Marks Off Madison, club sandwich NYC, best club sandwich NYC, NY Times, Pete Wells, potato chips, Becca body highlighter, Marshalls, lip plumper, Grande Cosmetics, Mathew Evans, Henry Woodward, the lightbulb invention, Canada, Canadian, strawberry crumble coffee cake, strawberry jam, sour cream, caviar, tailored, India Sari Palace, Jackson Heights, lemon butter ricotta zucchini pasta, IMDB, Back To The Future, Zara, Zara summer collection, Dominique Ansel, Dominique Ansel Workshop, chocolate croissant, tomato tart tatin, eggless chocolate chip cookies recipe, recipes, best recipes, wardrobe challenge, August SNL tickets, SNL tickets, SNL tickets 2021, Paranormal Activity, Dippin' Dots, amusement park, Flatiron NYC, Enbridge Ride to Conquer Cancer, Greg Atkinson, Desperate Housewives, Shrill, Dave second season, Dave on FX, Mystic Pizza, Supermoon Bakehouse NYC, croissant soft serve, soft serve NYC, bakery NYC, Soul, Soul movie, tomato time, The New Yorker, crab, crab cake, crab cakes, crab cake recipe, crab recipe, best crab cake


August 2, 2021

Best Tweets of July 2021

by Liz Heather in Links


best tweets July 2021.jpg
best tweets July 2021.jpg

The best, funniest tweets of July 2021.

Read More

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets July 2021, funny, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, funny tweets


July 15, 2021

Best Tweets of July 2021 So Far

by Liz Heather in Links


mid july 2021.jpg
mid july 2021.jpg
fighting for your life.jpg
less love no.jpg
secret google.jpg
little run.jpg
mysterious.jpg
friendship.jpg
leg hairs.jpg
opera cake.jpg
laughed and laughed.jpg
craft night.jpg
fragile.jpg
celebration.jpg
soul rent.jpg
this fine.jpg

pic.twitter.com/XiK9mreyA0

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 30, 2021
cancel has been cancelled.jpg
all busy.jpg
restraint.jpg
core conflict.jpg

this is wild, also, another testament to the massive influence of disco on popular music https://t.co/6T69afsLVo

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) July 2, 2021
constitution.jpg
anti-black.jpg
divorced people.jpg

capitalists will literally open a portal to hell instead of going green pic.twitter.com/ic5zOWdK5C

— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) July 2, 2021
no problem.jpg
world burns.jpg
capitalism.jpg
ciao.jpg
body.jpg
perfect people.jpg
big booms.jpg
america.jpg
lifelong debt.jpg
ingrown.jpg
happy.jpg
buddy holly.jpg
big soup.jpg
gunning it.jpg
incident.jpg
relax.jpg
wailing on you.jpg
slim thick.jpg
70s men.jpg
why furious.jpg
boyfriends.jpg
die?.jpg
worst sandwich.jpg
hermits.jpg

met smoke at my local antique store, he wanted to show me the proper way to go down the stairs.
(Anna Elizabeth FB)
(The Painted Table, Gainesville, FL) pic.twitter.com/UHFJ5mEx1V

— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) July 7, 2021
americans.jpg

My married friends telling me about their little lives pic.twitter.com/ZMOP9DXQBQ

— Iva Dixit (@ivadixit) July 8, 2021
we exist.jpg

once again crying about the power of gwen stefani pic.twitter.com/yM5izeR3e6

— sara david (@SaraQDavid) July 8, 2021

oh
my
god

HIS FEETS https://t.co/xmiVaF5Xvo

— 🤍 𝙖𝙗𝙨 | 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔩 (@alrightabigail) July 8, 2021
be careful.jpg
pad thai lies.jpg
little nerds.jpg
regimen.jpg
pregnant couch.jpg
ASL.jpg
housed people.jpg
caesar salad.jpg
and kissed.jpg
algorithm.jpg

Not satisfied with the chicken sandwich discourse, I decided to have a chicken sandwich party to determine which was best. Findings below pic.twitter.com/fOPGiBzhxm

— Kenice Mobley (@kenicemobley) July 11, 2021
childhood.jpg
flirting.jpg

I should call her pic.twitter.com/9fW2TTX1UH

— alan crane lewis 🏗 (@TheAlanShane) July 11, 2021
bloodstain.jpg
red flag.jpg
haunting.jpg
time and effort.jpg
my face.jpg
goalkeepers.jpg
parents.jpg
little guys.jpg
questions.jpg

this is why they won https://t.co/bz3MFid14G

— dilf enjoyer (@lenaonfilm) July 11, 2021
get rich quick.jpg

242, 42, or 24… age is just a number! pic.twitter.com/e5Pk1Hd2Bx

— Malala (@Malala) July 12, 2021
shaq.jpg
unliking tweets.jpg
back on the list.jpg
they be watching.jpg
slur for toddlers.jpg
seinfeld.jpg
prosciutto.jpg
space is not my business.jpg
bar is in HELL.jpg
empty calories.jpg
pronounce.jpg

Bee Wishes It Could Hang Around Open Soda Can Without Everybody Freaking Out https://t.co/0ulBuOdGq1 pic.twitter.com/sV1duRbuty

— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 15, 2021

You can see the best tweets of June 2021 over here.

TAGS: best tweets, funny tweets, best tweets July 2021, best of Twitter, Liz Heather


July 1, 2021

June Jaunts 2021

by Liz Heather in Best of NYC, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Products, Recipes, Reviews, Television


strawberry season.JPG
strawberry season.JPG

July always feels like one big long nap to me. There’s never really anything going on, kids are off school, adults seem to work less, it’s kind of great in that way. Maybe I won’t hate it this year? In any case, here’s what went down in June.

  • I compiled the best tweets of June over here and here.

  • I visited and wrote about the new Rockaway Hotel and pool.

  • I did Nathan’s podcast amidst his hiatus.

  • I recapped what I did from my spring list and made an upcoming summer to-do list, which I really encourage you to do on your own.

  • I read and reviewed The Happiness Advantage by Shawn Archor.

  • I’ve almost finished watching Living Single and seasons one through four are definitely the best ones. Love the episode where Kyle says goodbye to an old jazz venue that gets demolished, such a solid show.

  • I just saw the latest issue of the LCBO magazine and someone needs to pick me up that dill pickle vodka immediately.

  • Dying over how good the Strawberry Pound Cake candle smells from Bath & Body Works. Also picked up the Whipped Coffee candle for later this year from their semi-annual sale.

  • I went on an impromptu day trip to Connecticut.

  • I met up with Irene in Chinatown so I went early to walk around because man, I love that area.

June 2021

Doyers Street, NYC

Irene!

Me!

  • I ate at dell’anima and it was insanely disappointing. It felt like being in a cafeteria at the mall, it’s just a terrible location. I wasn’t expecting much since I knew it was on 11th Avenue, but still. I had no idea it would be so deeply casual (which is upsetting for an NYC restaurant). The food was as average as could be. Also, can we stop with the plastic cups at restaurants? It’s time.

  • I also stopped by Anfora which is a pleasant little spot, especially before or after dinner.

  • I went to Daily Provisions and tried their roast beef sandwich and salted caramel brownie and does everywhere just suck this month? And I support Danny Meyer, but he truly is the master of overpricing food. Also - on what planet can a brownie taste bland?? Tell me??

  • I’m on the lash extension train again (I know, I’m weak) and I just got them done at Lash Princess in the city and they look incredible so I’m definitely going to return.

  • I rewatched Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding and yep, still great.

  • Love the stationary/toy store Modern State on the Upper East Side.

  • I’ve heard about cotton candy grapes for years and have never been able to get ahold of them, but I just found them and whoa! Everything you want them to be and more. Am I bothered by the fact that they’re 1000% modified and MUST be terrible for humans to eat? A bit.

  • I finally ate the Wednesday sandwich special at Mama’s Too on the Upper West Side and it was pretty incredible. It was a roast beef au jus with horseradish cream on top of their house-made pizza crust. It was a little heavy on the fatty pieces of meat, but once those were taken out, it was insanity to eat. Take a look.

Roast beef au jus with horseradish cream at Mama’s Too, NYC

  • We saw A Quiet Place 2 in theatres and yes it’s an okay movie but it was too suspenseful for me after not seeing a movie in theatres for so long. I don’t think I want any more suspense in my life.

  • We also watched The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It at home and meh. Patrick Wilson can still get it, though.

  • Yet another great song off of Olivia Rodrigo’s album.

  • I finally got a reservation at Forsythia and it was looooovely, I can’t wait to go again. The restaurant itself is beautiful and such a perfect date place, the chairs are gorgeous and comfortable, the service was flawless and the pastas were phenomenal (the garganelli was a standout for sure). And god knows how much I love a place that serves their bread with olive oil as well as butter, WHY DOESN’T EVERY PLACE DO THIS?

  • I had to try the panzanella salad at L’Artusi and of course it’s great, but it’s also just so genius to put the cheese ON THE BOTTOM of a salad like this one. (Also, I’ll forever support whatever this team wants to do.)

Heirloom Tomato & Burrata Panzanella with Stonefruit, Sourdough, Basil, Yuza, Nigella at L’Artusi, NYC

Bucatini with Pancetta, Tomato, Chiles, Pecorino at L’Artusi, NYC

  • I tried the new Milk Bar cookies at Whole Foods and they truly taste like the cake truffles at their stores, so watch out.

  • The two best gelato flavours at il laboratorio del gelato? 1) Peach 2) Ginger. I’m telling you.

  • I’ve been looking for the perfect navy raincoat for years and I finally found her at J. Crew on sale for $71.

  • I tried the gelato at Anita Gelato and even though the wild strawberry with ricotta & mascarpone was really good, there’s no way it’s worth waiting in line for twenty minutes.

Wild strawberry with ricotta & mascarpone with a vanilla scoop, Anita Gelato in NYC

  • A great piece, with great photos on NYC reopening.

  • I made hash browns at home and does everyone do this already? It’s ridiculously easy and satisfying and I had no idea.

  • I’ve been on a real orzo bender lately and this tomato one was great. So was this lemon basil one (I added a ton of fresh parmesan and it was nuts).

  • This sketch is old, but I just saw it for the first time and man it’s great.

  • The new Halloween trailer is out and I want to love it but can’t we just let some things die?

  • This Target candle reminds me of Florida vacations and I want to buy ten.

  • I stupidly ate at Eataly (don’t do it, especially if you live in New York, you should know better) and of course it was bad. What a smart idea to eat at a place called Le Pizza & La Pasta, I’m a moron. Even smarter, I got the steak tartare and it was as bland as the day is long (and look I know I’m a clown for not even ordering pizza OR pasta when it’s in the name). The basil vodka cocktail was pretty good, though.

  • One thing that Eataly is good for, though, is selling really good dried pastas. I finally tried the brand Afeltra (the pasta as well as their canned tomatoes) and wowza. Definitely will be buying again. Best dried brand I’ve tried so far. Oh! I also bought this Ponti Balsamic Vinegar that tastes like candy, it’s so good. It’s thicker than other balsamics, so maybe it’s more of a finishing vinegar but I highly recommend.

  • I made these white chocolate apricot scones (and then later that week some white chocolate strawberry scones) and they were phenomenal. I did use cake flour because that’s all I had and I think that might be the reason they tasted so great. Also, it’s a wildly easy recipe to follow incase you’re intimidated by the word “scone.”

White chocolate apricot scone

  • I started watching the new season of Dave and it’s so well done I could scream (do you remember how good this part was from last season?). Such a good show. I do sort of hate men more by the end of each episode, so I don’t know what that’s about but I think I’m okay with it.

  • Bought a new nonstick frying pan (the GreenPan) and it’s incredible. Sometimes the answer is new cookware, no matter the question.

  • Nathan bought a new filtered shower-head and it’s making me excited for every shower now. Just a powerhouse. Feels like I’m at a hotel in there.

  • Since it’s summer, I’d love to make these summer recipes:

    • Grilled Caprese Skewers with Halloumi and Sourdough

    • Pan-Seared Scallops with Chorizo and Corn

    • BLT Pasta Salad

    • Summer Coconut Chickpea Curry

    • Strawberry Crumble Coffee Cake

Some things that I’m looking forward to: I’m not usually into miniseries but Nine Perfect Strangers looks pretty good so I might watch that, we’re going to TWO weddings this month so that will be wonderful, and I really need to get back in a pool so I’m working on that happening.

If you have any interest in reading what went on in May, come on over here.

TAGS: June Jaunts 2021, monthly post, monthly roundup, Liz Heather, L'Artusi, strawberries, strawberry recipe, scones, scone recipe, easy scone recipe, The Rockaway Hotel, pools NYC, Nathan Macintosh, Positive Anger, Living Single, TV, movies, trailers, LCBO magazine, dill pickle vodka, strawberry pound cake candle, bath and body works, whipped coffee candle, Chinatown NYC, Irene Morales, Doyers Street, Forsythia, pasta NYC, best pasta NYC, Dell'anima, Anfora, Daily Provisions NYC, Danny Meyer, roast beef sandwich, lash extensions, Lash Princess NYC, Baywatch Hawaiian Wedding, Modern State NYC, toy store NYC, stationary store NYC, cotton candy grapes, Mama's Too!, sandwich special NYC, best food NYC, A Quiet Place 2, The Conjuring The Devil Made Me Do It, movie 2021, bread and butter, restaurants NYC, panzanella salad, bucatini NYC, panzanella NYC, Milk Bar, Milk Bar cookies Whole Foods, Il Laboratorio Del Gelato, gelato NYC, Anita Gelato, peach gelato NYC, ginger gelato NYC, J. Crew, raincoat sale, navy raincoat, wild strawberry, hash brown recipe, NYC reopening, tomato orzo, lemon basil orzo, parmesan, best recipes, talking to children, talking to children sketch, new Halloween trailer, Target candles, Eataly, Eataly NYC, Le Pizza and La Pasta, basil vodka, Afeltra pasta, Ponti Balsamic Vinegar, finishing vinegar, white chocolate apricot scone, white chocolate strawberry scone, Dave, Dave new season, Green Pan, GreenPan, nonstick pan, filtered shower head, summer recipes, Sour, Olivia Rodrigo


June 30, 2021

Best Tweets of June 2021

by Liz Heather in Links


best tweets June 2021.jpg
best tweets June 2021.jpg
putmoremenonthemoon.jpg
adulthooderrands.jpg
companies.jpg
softskin.jpg
magic.jpg
americareopening.jpg
porchsit.jpg
cancelculture.jpg

Bellyfloof! pic.twitter.com/EiW4ns4pMh

— Heckin Good Doggos (@HeckinGoodDogs) June 17, 2021
lockitdownagain.jpg
blackdeliveryguys.jpg
noonecares.jpg
ladylord.jpg

https://t.co/WOy9Rh4joG pic.twitter.com/2JCsndJ85C

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) June 19, 2021

pic.twitter.com/5qjlBzDCJq

— JayDub (@ShortBusRyder) June 19, 2021

Oh, so liking boy bands isn’t a tween thing. I’m still into this shit. Interesting thing for me to learn about me https://t.co/vwNiQHBLyn

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) June 20, 2021

Fucking absolutely losing it over how bad this owl gets its shit rocked pic.twitter.com/qeRzy4oF81

— Jokes About the Upcoming Feature Film Clifford (@MuskTillDawn) June 20, 2021
stevemartinisgreat.jpg
nobitches.jpg

can't wait for school plays again so we can get more moments like when my friend played Peter Pan pic.twitter.com/ECpdsDgt0w

— Nathan Cykiert (@nathancykiert) June 21, 2021
moonrights.jpg
somewhatbetter.jpg
dontknowmylife.jpg
NYisback.jpg
badspot.jpg
fruitasdessert.jpg

Farmer Chases Fifth Wedding Party Out Of Barn This Month https://t.co/joM0Oj1Z4L pic.twitter.com/yAeZ0l3akT

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 23, 2021
runnersareliars.jpg

Rare photo of Toronto city council discussing housing!! pic.twitter.com/GbrMbeKJA8

— Aurora Browne (@aurorabrowne) June 23, 2021
Caribbeanteachers.jpg
wearenotalone.jpg
theanswer.jpg

“I have a bachelors degree”

Jobs: pic.twitter.com/jzT3pFgKKi

— Brown Aesthetic (@BrownAesthetic6) June 24, 2021
pamsshittyart.jpg
striptoRoseannetheme.jpg

my dentist when he finds out how I’ve been opening nail polish bottles for 15 years pic.twitter.com/TeaemcdLc8

— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) June 25, 2021

My son came home from his last day of 3rd grade with a book of poems he wrote 🥺

“I understand that I am not alone.
I say my ancestors are watching.” pic.twitter.com/fIOZLI2dYU

— Mary Wilson (@TheeMaryWilson) June 25, 2021
Brooklynoutfits.jpg
ifiwereababy.jpg

Here's a question. pic.twitter.com/etlmRhPZ42

— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) June 25, 2021

pic.twitter.com/6Tzku3IWCT

— Mad Men Quotes (@MadMenQts) June 26, 2021
lookaway.jpg
stealmysunshine.jpg
janegoodall.jpg
bankofamericahahahah.jpg
hemustnot.jpg
babybuds.jpg
actuallybeinggood.jpg
hairpiece.jpg
UFOsightings.jpg
friends.jpg
captainHook.jpg
Clueless.jpg
changeeverything.jpg
lowerwagejobs.jpg
meanness.jpg

Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal https://t.co/V9CAgb0H5D pic.twitter.com/CXRjmVI3qt

— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 29, 2021

u have literally no control over how people perceive u no matter what. do whatever the fuck u want

— lusty argonian maid (she/her) (@lindawgtwitch) June 29, 2021
internetforeshadowing.jpg

To get used to saying what I feel out loud, even if no one is there to hear it.

— Michael Harriot (@michaelharriot) June 29, 2021
oh.jpg
hotoutthere.jpg

Me at 6pm: I can’t wait to go to bed I’m exhausted

Me at 3am: pic.twitter.com/YbgCbar5Yx

— Rachel Fisher (@TheRachelFisher) June 30, 2021

You can find the rest of the best tweets of June 2021 over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets June 2021, Liz Heather, funny, best of Twitter, funny tweets June 2021


June 20, 2021

New Podcast!

by Liz Heather in Links


TAGS: Positive Anger, Nathan Macintosh, Liz Heather, podcast, funny


June 15, 2021

Best Tweets of June 2021 So Far

by Liz Heather in Links


midjunetweets.jpg
midjunetweets.jpg

The best tweets from June 2021 so far.

Read More

TAGS: best tweets June 2021, best tweets, best of Twitter, Liz Heather, funny, funny tweets


June 11, 2021

May Musings 2021

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Best of NYC, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Music, Personal, Products, Recipes, Reviews


Citi Field, May 2021

Citi Field, May 2021

Forgive the lateness of this post! I am excuse-less. Here’s what went down last month!

  • Here are the two lists of the best tweets of the month.

  • I perused Jessica Merchant’s new cookbook and some of the recipes are definite must-makes this summer. Garlic confit, stone fruit halloumi salad, tomato pie, BLT corn salad, scallops with tomato cream sauce, and the list goes on. Sometimes I like to browse the cookbooks in book stores just for inspiration when I’m in a cooking rut.

  • I bought the Dr. Teal’s foaming bath Vapor Bath scent and it’s underwhelming! I mean, it’s good, but nothing like the vapor heaven I was anticipating.

  • I made the ramp butter from Missy Robbin’s (of Lilia fame) recipe and it tasted fine but was nothing like hers. No idea where I went wrong. Maybe I was supposed to use salted butter? Maybe the butter quality wasn’t good enough? Maybe my food processor was inadequate?

Ramps

My sad ramp butter

  • In other ramp news, I ate the ramp, cheddar & poppyseed croissant from Mel The Bakery and it was delicious. Great bakery. Must return.

Ramp, cheddar & poppyseed croissant from Mel The Bakery, NYC

  • So I made the Milk Bar crumbs (without the cake) because I thought that’d be a fun treat to just keep in the fridge. But without the cake and the icing? Suck city. Such a waste of time. Tastes useless on its own.

  • I watched the movie Riding The Bullet (why, I don’t know) and of course it was terrible, what was I thinking. Proves that you don’t have to be talented to make a movie, so there’s really hope for anyone in this world.

  • I reviewed the NARS birthday gift from Sephora.

  • I tried a sample of Chanel’s Ultra-Light Skin Perfecting Sunscreen Makeup Broad Spectrum SPF 15 and it’s luxury in a bottle. I might have to buy it since they discontinued the Amore Pacific tinted moisturizer that I used to love.

  • I made focaccia for the first time! I had some leftover green garlic so I incorporated that into it and it was a raging success.

Before

After

  • I watched the third and final season of Shrill and it was perfect. I hate that it’s over since every season was better than the last, but life must go on. No spoilers, but I loved how it ended. Best character of life = Em.

  • Went to Momofuku Noodle Bar again and finally tried the buns (not pork, but mushroom) and wow. I wish I knew how to cook a mushroom like a restaurant quality chef. It’s a mystery I’ll never crack.

  • New goal: to swim in the sky pool in London.

  • Sometimes there is no greater joy than getting to experience a new potato chip flavour. And the Lays ones this summer… are wonderful.

  • I can’t stop making this chicken caprese pasta salad. There’s something about the idea of a cold pasta salad that sits in the fridge and gets better each day, I just love it. It always reminds me of a staple food that white people would take to a picnic in the 90s, but I don’t know what I’m basing that on. Wasn’t that a white person thing? I remember mentioning the idea of a cold pasta salad to one of my West Indian cousins at a get together and she gasped at the idea, “Why would a pasta ever be served COLD???”

  • I only ever want to read new stories like these.

  • I rewatched Mad Man and this is probably the best scene in the whole series. The line “the moon belongs to everyone” will always make my knees weak.

  • I listened to the Martin Short / Charles Grodin episode of Julie Klausner’s podcast and it only reaffirms how I feel about podcasts. They’re so fucking boring, I’ll never know what people get out of listening to them. Absolutely not for me.

  • That being said, I do love being a guest on them.

  • There’s a new Danny Meyer restaurant opening in the fall, sign me up, obviously.

  • I bought these high waisted shorts, this gorgeously neon orange crop, and these printed shorts: all from Zara because their summer collection is actually good this year.

  • I went to a Mets game and it was wonderful to be back in a stadium. I also got the Mrs. Met Wonder Woman bobblehead I’ve been eyeing for over a year now.

  • I ate a white chocolate apricot scone from Il Bambino in Astoria and it was insanely good. I always forget about scones. You can’t sleep on a scone. I also always forget how much I love apricot. It’s never IN anything, why is that?

  • The teaser for Last Night in Soho makes it look really good.

  • I revisited The Beekman and it continues to be just a solid ass place to take someone from out of town for a drink. It’s so beautifully designed and I’ll never get over what a great job was done in restoring it.

The ceiling at The Beekman, NYC

Look at the stairway details at The Beekman, NYC

  • Okay, I know everyone knows about the cookies at Levain Bakery, but the dark chocolate peanut butter one might CHANGE YOU SPIRITUALLY.

  • I got some great British food gifts from Myers of Keswick in the West Village for my dad, it’s just a great little shop.

  • I finally went to the Dame pop-up! Exquisite fish and chips. I did sneak in my own gravy from Pommes Frites down the street since they don’t offer any, but no one seemed to mind (and by no one I mean that I hid it with a napkin anytime someone walked by). I understand this isn’t behavior I should exhibit, but fish and chips without gravy should be illegal. Anyway, I’m so excited they’re expanding into a full blown restaurant. Must return to see the new menu items.

Look at that fry and TELL me he isn’t screaming out for sip of gravy

Secret gravy tastes better?

  • So I was all excited to go see the new Little Island in the city, but then I realized that this goddam area was the one that I was so against a few years ago because it meant that they’d tear down the Pier 54 remnants! I can’t believe time had made me forget this fact! Those dirty fucks! So I may not visit it now. Debating all my options. Mentally I don’t know that I even need to escape to a new floating island.

  • I bought these black flats for my new part time hostess job (more on this in another post) and they’re so comfortable, it’s shocking.

  • Tried the new(ish) Key Lime Pie Kit-Kats and, what a shock, another winner.

  • I finally reviewed the KKW lip liner set that I mentioned months ago.

  • Of course I listened to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album Sour and the best songs are by far traitor and driver’s license (duh).

  • I took Baby Dog on a mini day trip to Coney Island and it was too fun. We walked along the pier, got my prediction from Grandma, spent three seconds in the sand and then sat by the water. We also went to the Coney Island Brewery and the best things about that place? The music is so perfect and late 90s, there’s a free tap that has still & sparkling water, they have beer flights on the menu to try different kinds (such a great idea), the grilled cheese was NUTS, and the alcoholic pink lemonade was summer in a can.

Smiling at the ocean

Wonder Wheel

Baby Dog at a brewery

Can I install this in my house, PLEASE

Some things I’m looking forward to doing this month: I’d really love to make this garlic jam that sounds incredible, I’m making it my mission to get to Mama’s Too on a Wednesday this month to try one of their legendary Wednesday sandwiches, and I’m so excited that casual street fairs have returned (check below for some upcoming ones).

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in April over here.

TAGS: May 2021, Liz Heather, May Musings 2021, best tweets May 2021, Jessica Merchant, cookbook, How Sweet Eats, Dr. Teals foaming bath, vapor bath, Missy Robbins, Lilia, ramp, ramps, ramp butter, ramp butter recipe, butter, Mel the Bakery, Mel the Bakery NYC, NYC, best of NYC, bakery NYC, croissants NYC, Milk Bar crumbs, Riding The Bullet, NARS birthday gift, NARS birthday gift Sephora, Sephora, Chanel, Amore Pacific, Chanel sunscreen makeup, makeup, focaccia bread, green garlic, Shrill, Em from Shrill, Fightmaster, Momofuku Noodle Bar, mushrooms, sky pool, sky pool London, swimming pool London, Lays, Lays summer flavors, chicken caprese pasta salad, cold pasta salad, white people food, picnics, picnic food, Mad Men, The Best Things In Life Are Free, Martin Short, Charles Grodin, Julie Klausner, podcast, podcasts, Nathan Macintosh, Danny Meyer, new Danny Meyer restaurant 2021, Zara summer collection, Mets, Citi Field, Mrs. Met, Mrs. Met bobblehead, Wonder Woman, Mrs. Met Wonder Woman bobblehead, while chocolate apricot scone, Il Bambino Astoria, Last Night in Soho trailer, movies, movie, The Beekman, beautiful hotel NYC, Levain Bakery, dark chocolate peanut butter cookie NYC, Myers of Keswick NYC, British food store NYC, Dame, Dame NYC, West Village, fish and chips NY, fish and chips NYC, gravy, fries, Pommes Frites, Little Island, Pier 54, Pier 55, black flats, Key Lime Pie Kit-Kats, chocolate, Olivia Rodrigo, Sour, traitor song, drivers license song, Coney Island, Grandma's Predictions, Baby Dog, Baby Dog Macintosh, Coney Island Brewery, grilled cheese NYC, Wonder Wheel NYC, Brooklyn, Queens, monthly post, monthly roundup


June 2, 2021

Best Tweets of May 2021

by Liz Heather in Links


best tweets May 2021.jpg
best tweets May 2021.jpg
barcelona party.jpg
you can change.jpg
shrek soundtrack.jpg
womens rights.jpg

when i see myself on the self checkout camera pic.twitter.com/Xoq2OYpwy2

— tatum (@50FirstTates) May 16, 2021
knee pain.jpg

“There’s more fish in the sea” yea but they’re all married https://t.co/rNlxPKdaHc

— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) May 16, 2021
twitter sociology.jpg
strawberry ice cream.jpg
hang outs.jpg
bookmarked articles.jpg
adam sandler fashion.jpg
gangbang love.jpg
comedy compliments.jpg

I understand why he’s doing it but I do actually think we can make an exception for the mayor to get a haircut https://t.co/djxt75A8C7

— amil (@amil) May 18, 2021

Empty Road in Hawaii pic.twitter.com/m5uxhvS2TZ

— Nature is Amazing 🏝 (@WeIcomeToNature) May 18, 2021

Whenever I get bad news, I think about how when my grandpa‘s terminal cancer came back, he rented a hearse and bought a bunch of beers and made my dad drive him around in it.

It makes me laugh. I think he was so cool and funny. Sit with the pain but don’t give it power over you. pic.twitter.com/QWPVwLKF03

— Georgia Shenk (@GeorgiaShenk) May 18, 2021
saw is unrealistic.jpg
europe is hilarious.jpg
eating alone.jpg
send a letter.jpg
advice for singles.jpg

He came back with his new friend pic.twitter.com/f5F1lISSw5

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 19, 2021
life is short.jpg
worms be dramatic.jpg
adult birthday.jpg
every guy.jpg

pic.twitter.com/avq9j0lqWO

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 20, 2021
Harveys topping.jpg
childless couples.jpg

pic.twitter.com/2DkI8Mgne3

— (*•*) (@sum1called555) May 21, 2021
loved who knew.jpg
forgotten pleasure.jpg

This is Mona Lisa. She always tries to start a conga line at the park. 14/10 someone please join her #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/dEfkdI1xa4

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 22, 2021
credit score.jpg
my ankle.jpg
didn't ask for this.jpg
vaccinated honor system.jpg
pure fashion bliss.jpg
delete the word just women.jpg
cabin pressure.jpg

Owner made an invention for blind dog too afraid to walk. pic.twitter.com/7SutQFkU5K

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 23, 2021
closing portals.jpg
be a kid.jpg
just enjoy ya house.jpg

Me: He’s probably talking to other girls.

Him: pic.twitter.com/iJGMDGIq0X

— Mrs. Dong Copter (@HitCockBottom) May 23, 2021
dave grohl gum.jpg

This donkey is reunited with the girl who raised it.. pic.twitter.com/5Jca3a8UTc

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 24, 2021

Getting high and looking at this photo until I disassociate pic.twitter.com/EzWRV79aVj

— future canon (@futurecanon) May 24, 2021

WRITER: Okay so it’s Willy Wonka, right? But get this:
STUDIO EXEC: Go on
WRITER: He’s young, he’s hot,
[STUDIO EXEC raises eyebrows]
WRITER: And he fucks
[STUDIO EXEC tips over backward out of chair]

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 24, 2021
trust me.jpg
horn technology.jpg
drake bullied into fatherhood.jpg
free for the woman.jpg
work charade.jpg

me now that I'm vaxxed pic.twitter.com/D60t1ZDOxN

— mouse reeve (@tripofmice) May 24, 2021

Small Boye Finds A Big Boye Bed pic.twitter.com/byvwc44R0Q

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 24, 2021

This is what a blade of grass looks like under a microscope. Next time you take a walk outside, know that the grass is happy to see you 😃 pic.twitter.com/bm9c0KvzsV

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 25, 2021
six people hate you.jpg
pizza respect.jpg
dead to you.jpg
joey still great.jpg
BTS.jpg
joey can get it.jpg

This headline. 😂 pic.twitter.com/NFGExo7IJp

— Zaki Hasan (@zakiscorner) May 30, 2021
anger.jpg

Your dad talking to your friend of 10+ years trying to remember their name pic.twitter.com/r1k8QhoujB

— Addatude (@addatude_) May 30, 2021
naming characters.jpg
none of my business.jpg

You can find the rest of the best tweets from May 2021 over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets May 2021, May 2021, Liz Heather, funny


May 15, 2021

Best Tweets of May 2021 So Far

by Liz Heather in Links


mid may tweets.jpg
mid may tweets.jpg
trash men.jpg

new CDC guidelines just dropped https://t.co/8fuefmFprp

— 🏳️‍🌈connor boyfriend summer🏳️‍🌈 (@Connor_is_lovly) April 30, 2021
be anything you want.jpg
bridesmaid chores.jpg

pic.twitter.com/nWpkLYH7Ub

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) May 1, 2021
we were sad.jpg
dasani nasty.jpg
osama nba.jpg
homelessness mars.jpg
three day weekends.jpg
fuck that job.jpg
apple watch geek.jpg
friendships.jpg
homeowners association.jpg
old comedy writer.jpg
public bbq.jpg
city is a mess.jpg
white on white crime.jpg
NYC life.jpg
tired of yourself.jpg

when I say I want improved public transportation, this is what I have in mind pic.twitter.com/Fjoe4l0IWk

— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) May 2, 2021
capitalism.jpg
middle aged man.jpg
malcolm gladwell.jpg
seltzer IS great.jpg
THIS is cooking.jpg
whitney houston.jpg
gen z.jpg
retire cringe.jpg

please enjoy this picture of a dog trained to scatter seeds to help restore a forest damaged by fire pic.twitter.com/lJNz9FtO5i

— Laurel Chor (@laurelchor) May 3, 2021
body positivity.jpg
doggy pits.jpg
drunk friend energy.jpg
ovary cyst.jpg
celebrity hit on.jpg
engaged.jpg
board the plane.jpg
mentally ill.jpg
nasty back teeth.jpg
bored tonight.jpg
soulmate robber.jpg
women are great.jpg
marriage last straw.jpg
not wrong.jpg
divorce computer.jpg
video game money.jpg
accidental garden state.jpg
jimmy carter forever.jpg
wanderlust.jpg
NBA players.jpg

Middle school couples in the hallway between classes pic.twitter.com/NpCf70gjJM

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) May 4, 2021
movie problems.jpg
right to plague.jpg
funny wi-fi.jpg
expensive target.jpg
weight gain is all right.jpg
FOX vaccinations.jpg
dominos for life.jpg
seek help.jpg
runners high lie.jpg
pep talk.jpg
wear it all.jpg
gaslighting club.jpg
women are wild.jpg
emergency siren.jpg
garlic hand.jpg
poetry.jpg
screenshot EVERYthing.jpg
know yourself.jpg

A wealthy toddler being strollered around Manhattan. pic.twitter.com/yxPj2DXnZm

— Andrew Farmer (@thatsajellyfish) May 6, 2021
letters in math.jpg

The moon photographed over 28 days at the same place and at the same time. pic.twitter.com/TFtdRWwFi8

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 7, 2021
crying baby.jpg
creative career.jpg

How my son rides to daycare every morning. Not a morning person. Lol pic.twitter.com/S4k3iMiPLQ

— Great Value Harden (@hulkswag85) May 7, 2021
friend love.jpg

He broke a plate and he’s scared of the punishment pic.twitter.com/dCgHA25t8R

— ghalia (@ghaliasx) May 7, 2021
iphone warning.jpg
midwest compliments.jpg

Men remembering they have a kid somewhere. https://t.co/uL1orvxrSp

— Tolly (@tolly_t) May 8, 2021
emotionally safe.jpg
cinema paradiso.jpg
woke police.jpg
flattering garment.jpg
depression.jpg
metaphor alert.jpg

Classic Italian sauce recipe:
1) at grocery store complain “tomatoes are better in Italy”
2) simmer tomatoes w/ oil garlic salt & guilt
3) as you serve remind your kids you sacrificed everything to be a good mother
4) overfeed your family then shame them for getting fat

— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) May 8, 2021
passwords.jpg
mothers.jpg

The nanny theme song https://t.co/lEjJ7wYuCT

— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) May 9, 2021
oldest daughter.jpg
pizza pizza lessons.jpg
mice are hamsters.jpg
like your wife dude.jpg
summer dresses.jpg
your life has worth.jpg
bird oven.jpg

this is the precise level of coziness to which I aspire

(illustration by Ema Malyauka) pic.twitter.com/eWykHFvEpk

— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) May 10, 2021
old habits.jpg
adult baths are the answer.jpg
leo zing.jpg
employment history.jpg
ghosting.jpg
flat earthers.jpg
time flies.jpg
the nanny.jpg
marshalls beauty.jpg
too sensitive.jpg
i love you bed.jpg
stupid.jpg
big purchase.jpg
reformation.jpg
anthropologie.jpg
what do you do.jpg
you are the problem.jpg
looney tunes.jpg
ugly men.jpg
young child is the best child.jpg

At first you felt sorry for the dog, but then... pic.twitter.com/Y0g7F8TkkU

— Dos Eqius Man (@DosEqiusMan) May 12, 2021
ellen quit.jpg
ocean mysteries.jpg
aimee mann.jpg
dentist greetings.jpg
womens leg bruises.jpg
masks forever.jpg
no one likes men.jpg
community.jpg
vaccinated.jpg

Sometimes i feel low and then I remember of a dog who was caught in a parade for the pope in Mexico and thought it was for him.... pic.twitter.com/Q69O3NpVHd

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 14, 2021
lois lane.jpg
baggage carousel.jpg

did this really happen or did we dream it pic.twitter.com/P0Tz7j7NbF

— Lizz Adams (@Lizz) May 14, 2021

12 yr old me singing:
~Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight~ https://t.co/oQ8F8jffrG

— Matt Stopera (@mattstopera) May 15, 2021
be kind to your body.jpg

The Moon dressed as Saturn. pic.twitter.com/CmMf9mLSeT

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) May 15, 2021

You can find the best tweets from last month over here.

TAGS: best tweets, bests tweets May 2021, May 2021, funny, Liz Heather


  • Newer
  • Older