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LIZ HEATHER

February 28, 2025

The Best Tweets of February 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


Well... life is actually worth living pic.twitter.com/lGO4V3WgzA

— juri (@betterrgee) February 4, 2025

Was trying to take a cute picture at the lunar new year parade but this is kinda giving 9/11 pic.twitter.com/sD3FBNEIz2

— annabella (@toebruises) February 5, 2025

Ok this one’s funny https://t.co/TLeiA1rahX

— Katie Herzog (@kittypurrzog) February 8, 2025

https://t.co/HS8ypQfQJR pic.twitter.com/uCUfvIw4kL

— Credible News (@jaylannc) February 8, 2025

pic.twitter.com/igmDr1hG42

— chris alsikkan™ (@AlsikkanTV) February 10, 2025

Drake rn: pic.twitter.com/CKHSn0atG3

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 10, 2025

i just know he went back to his locker and saw that outfit hanging there and was like fuuuuuck now i have to walk out of here all groovy 😔 https://t.co/QGs2y6X3d5

— riley 🤍 (@RiledUpForSwift) February 11, 2025

pic.twitter.com/kfefflSdNm

— Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt) February 12, 2025

do NOT include “we’ve had our ups and downs” in your valentine’s day caption if you’re not going to tell us what the ups and downs were!!!!!! who has the gambling addiction??? what happened on the girls trip to miami???

— brooke (@b_pruck) February 13, 2025

just remembered when my dad texted me this after he watched the succession s3 finale pic.twitter.com/zdLQaOXs31

— cary (@brokebackstan) February 13, 2025

I’m glad we didn’t lose someone this funny https://t.co/uzgJbN3mbu

— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) February 14, 2025

The best-aged thing the onion has ever written. Every day it rings truer and truer. pic.twitter.com/itd9ffRRcw

— Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 (@JosephPolitano) February 14, 2025

This is easily top 10 tweets of all time for me personally. https://t.co/BU5dyFvTD2

— Liz Harvey (@_lizharvey) February 15, 2025

Bro reconnecting with nature after fumbling a baddie pic.twitter.com/teCSVwsjwX

— Insane Reality Leaks (@InsaneRealitys) February 15, 2025

Kendall Roy would do this https://t.co/XJLllWxlsd

— Dani|| ᖭི༏ᖫྀ (@Dan0nat0r) February 16, 2025

this movie is so bad but it did produce one of my favorite letterboxd reviews https://t.co/9GTfbUxytW pic.twitter.com/sXCviFpGqZ

— twink kj apa (@AustinJChilds) February 16, 2025

He was the only one keeping delta planes from landing upside down. Now look. God help us all https://t.co/GyFiwdHZ69

— mikey reid (@mrmikeyreid) February 17, 2025

If you wanna know why ex-Viking, Chris Kluwe was Kapernicked by NFL a few years b4 Colin & Eric Reid, this is why. He fought for marriage equality & showed solidarity w/Trayvon, but as a punter, he was expendable w/plausible deniability. Good 2 see him back. https://t.co/bOOugswdH5

— #StopCopCity (@ChuckModi1) February 20, 2025

NEVER KILL YOURSELF pic.twitter.com/VItz1XGe8c

— h@iley (@fantomregret) February 23, 2025

I found it interesting Monoray Books chose (in this age of TikTok etc) to ask me to do some of my 'painted envelopes' to tell bookshops about my forthcoming book, The Postal Paths - but they seem to have caught people's attention. Long live real letters!https://t.co/mJmUakohOS pic.twitter.com/jCh5dObDPA

— Alan Cleaver (@thelonningsguy) February 24, 2025

human beings saw this and still made salesforce pic.twitter.com/rkzTe5NWj7

— maha (@mahaaaay) February 25, 2025

The best tweets of January can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets February 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets February 2025, best of Twitter, best of Twitter February 2025, Liz Heather


January 31, 2025

The Best Tweets of January 2025

by Liz Heather in Links


Lol, this review of The Substance https://t.co/sCwqK4bMJV pic.twitter.com/iYFEzDze5L

— kashaf murtaza-ish🍉 (@AryaSpeak_s) December 26, 2024

I’m convinced that Mark Wahlberg is doing this movie so that it will be the new top Google search result for “Mark Wahlberg plane” instead of his 9/11 quote. https://t.co/QXJu1MsM9Q

— Scrümbled Eggs 🇵🇸 (@scrumble_eggs) January 2, 2025

Got a Pittsburgh puzzle for Christmas and my favorite part is that the Pirates are losing 12-0 pic.twitter.com/s2Ex9w2kW7

— karlykauf (@karlykauf) January 2, 2025

whys the baby jesus in my rosca de reyes lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot pic.twitter.com/ZY5CDnv1g3

— ghost ⚢ (@ghostamanita) January 5, 2025

Demi Moore’s #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech for THE SUBSTANCE has me sobbing. “You’ll never be enough. But you can know the value of your worth if you just put down the measuring stick.” pic.twitter.com/Dc5dZoyWJy

— Courtney Howard (@Lulamaybelle) January 6, 2025

i love the "never kill yourself" genre bc it captures the slippery truth that the distance between a life worth living and wanting to die really is, like, one minor amusement a day

that's why it's imperative to go outside and look at things and try to like them https://t.co/5SssQesysq

— brit (@booritney) January 7, 2025

Bullseye pic.twitter.com/1NNVhBS9ix

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) January 8, 2025

Kendrick, for the last 6 months, watching Drake make the loss exponentially worse for himself. pic.twitter.com/Mb0cPqTiCk

— TONY SNARK (@Yamscasino) January 15, 2025

I can't exit the video hahaha pic.twitter.com/8QxEhUA0tJ

— Enezator (@Enezator) January 20, 2025

About a year ago I was walking home carrying toilet paper and a teenager yelled “that guy be shittin!!!” and his friends laughed and laughed. I never thought I’d be able to walk with tp and no tote bag. But today, I stopped living in fear!!! pic.twitter.com/wN6h9zJLb7

— Zombie Naseem 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧 (@Sammiyungzola) January 25, 2025

if bears are so dangerous then explain this pic.twitter.com/lt6nQ6Vbb6

— why you should have an animal (@ShouldHaveAnima) January 26, 2025

Dressed like the special guest “boyfriend” on a 90s black sitcom. https://t.co/1wGAYYDw2C

— Chris Alan (@ChrisAlanComedy) January 26, 2025

pic.twitter.com/b6r5S8x462

— Mad Men Quotes (@MadMenQts) January 30, 2025

The best tweets of December can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets January 2025, funny tweets, funny tweets January 2025, best of Twitter, best of Twitter January 2025, Liz Heather, funny


January 3, 2025

December Dalliances 2024

by Liz Heather in Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Reviews


Love an outdoor bulb

Love an outdoor bulb

The last monthly post of a year that was intense and full of change! Here’s what went down last month.

  • The best tweets of December can be found over here.

  • I recapped how my autumn list of things to do went.

  • The President’s Choice Elk Crossing ice cream is unbelievably good.

Elk Crossing ice cream

  • The restaurant Earl’s put out a cookbook and I can’t stop making their chicken hunan kung pao.

  • I found out that the house from the movie The Santa Clause is in Oakville, so I had to drive past it. And look at their perfect decorations.

The Santa Clause house in Oakville, ON

The Santa Clause house decorations

  • I found a dupe recipe for the Levain dark chocolate peanut butter chip cookies and I truly can’t tell the difference.

Levain peanut butter chip cookies

  • Got a Philly cheesesteak from Gladiator Burger and wow. Will definitely return.

  • I will fully admit that crumbl cookies are overrated, but their monthly dessert specials are wondrous. Look at this eggnog tres leche (below). She’s beautiful.

Eggnog tres leche

  • I perused the new Half Baked Harvest cookbook and it’s absolutely nothing revolutionary, there’s a cheeseburger pasta in it for christsake. I still think we should force a limit on how many books a food blogger can release.

  • I did make these white wine mushroom stuffed shells and they were (as most HBH recipes are) probably too cheesy, but the vegetarians liked them so I guess it was a win.

White wine mushroom stuffed shells

  • I also made this slow cooker roast and it was so easy and perfect for lunch sandwiches on Christmas day. And secured the greatest (Canadian)grocery store cake: the caramel crunch cake.

Caramel crunch cake

  • Ate at this great Mexican place The Mule in Hamilton.

The Mule in Hamilton, ON

  • Some things I watched:

    • Die Hard - yes, it’s insane that I’ve never seen it before now. So good.

    • Challengers - LOVED Zendaya’s character. Second favourite movie of the year (first was Anora). Only question was HOW was that hotel bed that big??

    • Jagged Edge - pretty good. I love this genre of movies (80s/early 90s thriller/mystery).

    • Carry On - anticlimactic ending, but overall not terrible.

    • Nosferatu - liked it! Honestly it could’ve just been the fun of who I saw it with, but truly hard to tell.

  • These little guys (below) continue to make me smile each day.

Would die for them

Some things that I’m looking forward to this month: I’m going to start using this first-of-the-month checklist again and I’ll recap my resolutions from last year as well as make new 2025 ones.

If you have any interest in the other monthly roundups of 2024, they can be found here: November, October, September, August, July, June, May, April, March, February and January.

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January 1, 2025

The Best Tweets of December 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


my mom is trying to bond her bunnies and they’re just pretending they don’t see each other pic.twitter.com/dhyVGTUREK

— chlobuchar (@me_im_chloe) December 5, 2024

A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️ pic.twitter.com/SnNhlpt5PP

— Jocelyn Anderson Photography (@JocAPhotography) December 5, 2024

sometimes nepotism is okay if everyone in the family is beautiful and talented https://t.co/vnz383kGLY

— abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 (@theduskykitchen) December 7, 2024

Aldous Huxley, a reminder of how miraculous this all is pic.twitter.com/AiKSKTl9x0

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) December 11, 2024

i’m snitching on everybody if they hand me this sandwich during an interrogation https://t.co/MkVWO12C5r

— ඞ (@lifeinchaos_) December 11, 2024

Weirdly empowering pic.twitter.com/8Qql00W9R8

— straight edge coach mcguirk (@nickhexum311) December 12, 2024

retaliating against men who base a woman’s worth in her beauty by proving that she is indeed beautiful enough to be respected is so bleak https://t.co/y0rKqLxFxO

— chloe iris (@chloeikennedy) December 15, 2024

My mum had my dad saved as his full govt name and I told her that’s ur husband of 30 years pls be a bit more relaxed and put an emoji or something. I was expecting something like a love heart- she just put the Somali flag emoji https://t.co/uMtEPddd5w pic.twitter.com/5DvyTqFD9p

— 🌙 (@s4f1ja) December 16, 2024

Awkward! Woman Runs Out of Things to Talk to Herself About: https://t.co/WDK8o7SIYm pic.twitter.com/r525Inu1Fg

— Reductress (@Reductress) December 17, 2024

The thing I always hate about going to any family’s house is that women don’t get to be guests. Men do. We have to immediately offer to help cook, serve, clean, etc. If not, it’s not “polite.” You’re looked down upon for resting as a guest. I’ve never had guests in my home do…

— Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH (@GeauxGabrielle) December 26, 2024

treated my parents to a scalp spa for christmas and this is how i picked them up after their appt lmao pic.twitter.com/dsJabc8Ige

— annelisa (@notannelisa) December 26, 2024

How to Stay Humble Even Though You Experience the World More Deeply and Correctly Than Everyone Else: https://t.co/Wxfbr3yi0z pic.twitter.com/8Sybis7gKA

— Reductress (@Reductress) December 29, 2024

I love this card 😭 pic.twitter.com/JLuZMRFor1

— Your Grace ✨ (@Sancityx) December 30, 2024

2024 was great simply because i married her https://t.co/1BydT6A7NX pic.twitter.com/2QgCk1pBkh

— sean yoo (@SeanYoo) December 31, 2024

The best tweets of November can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets December 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets December 2024, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter December 2024, funny


December 2, 2024

Navigating November 2024

by Liz Heather in Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Recipes


Gingerbread season >>

Gingerbread season >>

All of the Christmas gifts are bought and under the tree, why the hell don’t I do this every year? People are mean in those mall parking lots, so I’m grateful to be done the shopping portion of the season. Now there’s just decorating and cooking left, which is kind of the best part. Here’s what went down last month!

  • The best tweets of November can be found over here.

  • I read and reviewed Anna Marie' Tendler’s memoir Men Have Called Her Crazy.

  • Got an oil change for $66 with no appointment at Royal Lube (perfect name, no notes) in Mississauga. Am I nuts or is that really good in 2024?

  • I tried the 10 3 2 1 method and it sucked! Completely did not work for me.

  • I made these ricotta beef shells that were good, but honestly a lasagna would be more satisfying.

  • Will never tire of my favourite chicken marsala recipe.

Chicken marsala over tres leche mashed potatoes

  • I took a day trip to Buffalo (and woof, I really don’t like that city), but I’m happy to report that the Wegman’s ultimate chocolate cake remains the greatest cake in the history of grocery store cakes.

  • I made tres leche mashed potatoes and they were phenomenal. Making them again for Christmas.

Tres leche mashed potatoes

  • Hot take: suburban Targets are too big. It’s enough already.

  • I got a tub of white chocolate raspberry butter from a holiday market and it’s changed all of our lives, it’s so good. (It’s made me want to make a bunch of different butter combinations for the holidays, so I’ll report back.)

  • Love a seasonal flavour and these (below) are pretty great.

Turkey Dinner Lays

  • Some things I watched:

    • Perfect Days - pretty long, but liked it.

    • Getting Lost (the documentary about the show Lost) - look, I was a fan of the show but I wasn’t a superfan so maybe I’m not the key demographic here. It definitely could’ve been edited/shortened, but I did love Kate’s explanation of the finale.

    • The Martha documentary on Netflix - loved it. Yes, she’s a bitch (with the way she talks to her staff) but she’s insanely rich so I don’t see why that’s surprising. Nice people aren’t exceedingly rich, it’s that simple.

    • The Weekend Away (Netflix) - not terrible!

    • Anora - best movie of the year, hands down.

    • Cast Away - god, it’s still such a great movie, especially this monologue.

    • The John Mulaney SNL - okay, the man is not funny. I’d say it’s bewildering that he’s so popular but so many famous comedians are terrible…? So this makes sense?

    • Bowen Yang in this Shrek sketch is so goddam funny, I’ve watched it five times.

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: cannot wait for that first snowfall, there’s a maple syrup museum I want to take the kids to, already bought my bayberry candles for Christmas Eve, I’d love to make homemade ricotta after watching Ina do it and I will definitely be watching some of these movies.

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If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in October over here.

Unreal sunset

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November 30, 2024

The Best Tweets of November 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


who remember when COVID first popped off and had everyone scared to cough 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/Rj0KIG50Ze

— ryan 🤿 (@scubaryan_) November 3, 2024

No YOU’RE getting emotional about the inscription on the National Postal Museum building pic.twitter.com/LFKSqJkhf3

— Jaclyn Jeffrey-Wilensky (@jeffwilen) November 4, 2024

Real. pic.twitter.com/nV74mYRIRU

— garçon (@boymolish) November 4, 2024

“I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape — the loneliness of it; the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn’t show.”

- Andrew Wyeth pic.twitter.com/EFICPW3b2H

— Poetic Outlaws (@OutlawsPoetic) November 7, 2024

POV : You just finished OBX season 4 part 2 #outerbanks #obx #obx4
pic.twitter.com/FA4RSJ72G0

— Pau ✨ (@pfanoflove) November 7, 2024

It's actually so simple .... https://t.co/2ZUNpPDRjZ pic.twitter.com/pC1Smz0RVP

— yocheved (@saintyoche) November 10, 2024

If I could divide the Best Supporting Actor Oscar 3 ways I would hand it to these hopeless goofballs in ANORA in a heartbeat. pic.twitter.com/rEQDR2LJZB

— Drew (@Andrew_Carroll0) November 12, 2024

The only cake you should be sending your younger siblings pic.twitter.com/behq6sZxdW

— 😽 (@zuriwtf) November 13, 2024

bill skarsgård should do this at the nosferatu premiere with me or something https://t.co/zvIbDU5wjY

— kenzie xcx 🧛🏼‍♂️ (@kenzvanunu) November 14, 2024

anytime i see a carrie hate tweet i just think of this and move on https://t.co/rTREthoUmI pic.twitter.com/GhP0jLWgL1

— danielle (@seuIgifilm) November 15, 2024

André Gide, it's a matter of courage pic.twitter.com/k3XRmJ6ILt

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) November 18, 2024

This whole time I've been bothered because I couldn't place who RFK Jr. reminded me of, but I figured it out yesterday pic.twitter.com/gIW56Fhg7l

— frank zeppo (@NoahPasternak) November 18, 2024

This is romantic if you think about it pic.twitter.com/qwf7iNziVj

— orbeez god (@orbeezgod) November 20, 2024

i posted my gf on ig and her reply guy DMed me 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/jhE1I9vL9K

— noodles (@brandon_liuuu) November 26, 2024

Constantly juggling a beautiful diva, a kindhearted girl-next-door, and a sexually tense male friendship… none of us could ever understand an archie comic the way he does https://t.co/jP0ZbpBxT8

— zou bisou bisou where are you (@lilgrapefruits) November 29, 2024

"The only way to raise a hero is to be one. So instead of obsessing over a children and trying to control them, the best way to parent is to focus on ourselves and make ourselves the person we dream of being."

this is my entire parenting philosophy https://t.co/ZDiomJqEsA

— Made in Cosmos ✨ (@made_in_cosmos) November 29, 2024

C.S. Lewis with one of the most insightful paragraph ever written pic.twitter.com/zzOSo6WocZ

— Istra of Glome (@tillwehvfaces) November 29, 2024

The best tweets of October can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets November 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets November 2024, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter November 2024, funny


November 3, 2024

The Best Tweets of October 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


possibly the hardest i’ve laughed in the last year i was weeping real tears https://t.co/bcdgezERwW pic.twitter.com/fpd1bn2LRY

— eve • wwdits spoilers (@tomwambsdyke) October 1, 2024

This is Sadie. She was asked for a high five, but chose to follow her heart instead. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/LL9CCSx5Ur

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) October 2, 2024

When your bestie is recently blind and you wear bells so she can find you

📹 nikitahusky
pic.twitter.com/KppNMDhMUb

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) October 7, 2024

Finding out Martin Short improvised the “family money” part getting a genuine laugh out of Meryl and then himself and then them laying on the bed and kissing omg I am giddy🥰🥰#OMITB
pic.twitter.com/hsecOhTkDg

— Paige (@_samepaige_) October 10, 2024

pic.twitter.com/zr8T56TITy

— ✧ (@northstardoll) October 10, 2024

Ladies got in free before 10pm. Nobody wanted a section because we spent all night on the dance floor. Two step until a guy jumps behind you then it's twerk time. Hit the 24 hr diner looking a mess at 3am. No dry snitching on social media! pic.twitter.com/OKOXlQ4J6d

— Hazeleyed Queen (@eyeslikebadu) October 15, 2024

every time a beautiful woman embraces her beautiful nose, an angel gains its wings https://t.co/ch3u6sLbLd

— brecht apologist (@madisontayt_) October 15, 2024

“WHO WANTS HOT CHOCOLATE???”

that one girl from the polar express: https://t.co/ML8Nm5W5y2

— wiLL (@willfulchaos) October 16, 2024

i spent years in cognitive behavioral therapy for bald ann dowd to just…tweet it out…. pic.twitter.com/AHrafF2LAx

— lacey cencula (@dddrop_the_lace) October 16, 2024

Good morning.

Take pride in your work, bros. pic.twitter.com/kKLBiMqFzf

— Maw (@TheEbonyMaw) October 18, 2024

why does asking people to hang out on your birthday feel like pic.twitter.com/8OTry1Xonb

— Niccole Thurman (@niccolethurman) October 23, 2024

How your email finds me: pic.twitter.com/tuQiwXPuhV

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) October 24, 2024

“you hang onto your pain like it’s worth something. well let me tell you, it’s not worth shit. infinite possibilities and all he can do is whine.” https://t.co/L7VdAcqw0E pic.twitter.com/wk4oodrzm5

— charlie soprano (@LittleCharlesTV) October 24, 2024

I can't be the only one. #thesimpsons pic.twitter.com/1YE9LhE16K

— Duffman (@simpsonsfeed) October 26, 2024

if we were two gravestones i would unearth myself just to touch you once more, to rest against you for eternity https://t.co/CfB26WsImN

— ghost . . (@sulky80715248) October 26, 2024

pic.twitter.com/eQiB8VZFW5

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) October 27, 2024

This for everything pic.twitter.com/Y8dpViBTvg

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) October 30, 2024

When we're old the children will use covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to boomers with lead. It is fate

— tractor (@nudeobama) October 31, 2024

The best tweets of September can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets October 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets October 2024, Liz Heather, best of Twitter, best of Twitter October 2024


October 30, 2024

The Best Halloween Tweets 2024

by Liz Heather in Halloween, Links


If you weren’t there you will never understand how absolutely terrifying this film was when it came out because at first nobody knew whether or not it was real https://t.co/6hNt2jYP4h

— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) October 9, 2023

comic by @SarahCAndersen pic.twitter.com/IyeCd77L4T

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 23, 2023

A haunted house but each room features a different Facebook post of yours from 2009

— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) September 30, 2024

Look at all this beautiful foilage! pic.twitter.com/uEEa01yz2c

— Simpsons Daily Glavins 👻 (@simpsons_DG) October 4, 2024

There’s a whole generation that was first introduced to The Raven because of The Simpsons. Myself included. https://t.co/wlWxvbXQOk

— Massimo Cubello (@massimocubello) October 5, 2024

Instead of sleeping you can watch Halloween episodes of classic sitcoms

— Humanstein H20 (1998) (@Humanstein) October 7, 2024

Here's a commercial for A Pinky and the Brain Halloween that I ripped from an old VHS recording... pic.twitter.com/PRmfk5egFS

— Tanooki Joe (@TanookiKuribo) October 7, 2024

Scream has a "no thanks" credit. never noticed this before. pic.twitter.com/rX69TanZ8i

— Maddie 🎃 (@Maddie_Moron) October 14, 2024

how it feels to explain your niche halloween costume to someone pic.twitter.com/vzYaXeWGVI

— mikk (@mikealss) October 19, 2024

Passed a business guy in downtown Chicago who yelled "I don't care what they want, I need to be home on Halloween!" into his phone. There are 90s family-comedy films all around us for those with eyes to see.

— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) October 23, 2024

Drew Barrymore being the biggest movie star in this film by far, being all over the film’s marketing & promotional material, & being positioned as the final girl in a Wes Craven slasher only to be the opening first kill is just simply iconic.

You really had to be there. https://t.co/a5Yyz3izjo

— Jesabel (@JesabelRaay) October 22, 2024

A quick reminder to everyone before Halloween: if someone shows up to your house in costume, it doesn't matter how old you think they are, give them candy. Our planet needs more joy, and we need to give kids smiles and sugar for participating in our silly traditions.

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) October 24, 2024

Every time I go to a haunted house, it never makes sense. Who lived here? They didn't have a kitchen or any bathrooms but a giant maze in the middle? Can that gentleman with the chainsaw help? This is an architectural nightmare.

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) October 24, 2024

god, never seen san francisco this bad. spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood, things have got to change

— arlin golden (@cerealburrito) October 27, 2024

My boyfriend got mad at me the other night because I was talking about ghosts when I knew he had to walk down a dark hallway the next day.

— Christin (@hexprax) October 27, 2024

Halloween is really better served as a house party than an event at a club

— Himberly (@himbo_anonymous) October 28, 2024

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October 3, 2024

September Shenanigans 2024

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Products, Quotes, Recipes, Television


Early autumn sunsets >>

Early autumn sunsets >>

Welcome to the absolute best time of year.

  • The best tweets of the month can be found over here.

  • I wrote about going to Cooperstown, New York.

  • I compiled my favourite summer photos.

  • I recapped how my summer list went.

  • I made an autumn list of things I’d like to do.

  • The AirTrain at JFK was half price for the entire summer! Am I the only one who finds that crazy? In a city where everything costs more with each passing day. Blown away by that. It’s back to the ridiculous/normal pricing now, but still.

  • I went to my first dog swim event (!) and it was absolutely heaven on earth. At the end of summer, public pools open up their pools on the last swim day of the season to let dogs go swimming and it’s as great as it sounds. (Baby Dog is too delicate to partake, but we watched from a safe distance.)

  • Forever a lover of autumn mums. And $9 for 9” ones at Home Depot? Get the hell out of here with that pricing. Amazing.

Autumn mums

  • I’ve been using GrandeLASH for almost a month now and I’m not really noticing that much of a difference, so if this doesn’t work I’ll give Revitalash a try and if that doesn’t work? I think I can officially say goodbye to lash serums at last. It’s too exhausting. I can’t care about tiny little pieces of hair for the rest of my life.

  • I will never shut up about how incredible this foot peel is from Target. I only need to use it twice a year and it gives you BABY SOFT feet.

  • Went to Dyments Farm in Dundas to try their burger and whoa. Definitely worth the drive.

Burger at Dyments Farm in Dundas, ON

  • In love with everything at Aerie right now, they’re reminding me of early Aritzia pieces (at the old Aritzia prices) and I should really shut up about it before it becomes like current Aritzia and therefore is way too expensive.

  • Came across a new way to do beach waves with a straightener and it totally works.

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  • Are you aware that Staples recycles all old electronics? I brought in some old printers and it’s way easier than taking it to a dump.

  • Is The Ordinary a con? I have never had a positive experience with any of their products. Even the name makes me think they’re just messing with us?

  • Tried and absolutely loved the gluten-free Costco frozen pizza. Makes no sense.

  • The smash burgers at Oklahoma Burgers in Mississauga are decadent as hell.

Oklahoma Burgers in Mississauga, ON

  • Went to the Toronto Vintage Clothing Show for the first time in years and got an insanely nice coat. I only want fun coats for the rest of my life. Also got a mini glass bottle of perfume from the 40s to stay in my purse that was $5.

Perfumes at the Toronto Vintage Clothing Show

  • In love with this Simons belt.

  • I made these turkey meatballs from the LCBO magazine Food & Drink and they were pretty disappointing. Must remember to not trust all their recipes.

  • The dark chocolate pistachios from Trader Joe’s are unholy. Could eat bags and bags of them.

  • Ridiculously in love with the Whole Foods pumpkin bites. A perfect autumn bite.

Pumpkin bites at Whole Foods

  • Some things I watched:

    • The Perfect Couple: Okay, I could argue for an hour about how bad this was. Yes, a whodunit is fun. But that’s where the fun ended. It was so badly written and terribly shot. God, anything can be made these days.

    • The Trini episode of Atlanta: what a great episode. Makes me want to watch the rest of the show.

    • Only Murders in the Building: Really liking this season. The Perfect Strangers moments? Wonderful. I kind of need Richard Kind and Martin Short in a scene together soon though (Clifford reunion!).

    • English Teacher: best new show I’ve seen in SUCH a long time. I love the kid Jeff. The music choices are so good. So many good lines, I can’t even quote them all.

    • Mamma Mia: I’d never seen it, so we put it on and yikes. I truly hate singing in (most) movies. Fast-forwarded all the songs. Other than that, not a terrible movie.

    • Emily in Paris: this tweet really sums up the show.

    • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts: Only my ten year old nephew could get me to watch something like this. It wasn’t terrible! Weird to hear Pete Davidson in it, but definitely not the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

    • Hustlers: Not good. But Mister Bruce was the best part.

    • Rewatched: The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, Dangerous Minds, Barbarian, Old. All still great.

    • I’m watching tons of Twilight Zones episodes each night and this quote (below) from the episode Passage on the Lady Anne just swallowed me up.

“Love has its own particular point of view. It sees everything larger than life. Nothing is too ornate, too fanciful, too dramatic. Love demands the theatrical, and then transfigures it. It turns the grotesque into the lovely, as a child does. With it, we can see what we wish to see in other people. Without it, we can’t see anything at all. We can search forever, and never find.”
— The Twilight Zone

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: finishing up my Halloween costume, cooking everything for Thanksgiving, making the leftover sandwich and I really want to see the movie Hush.

Will forever love sunflowers at night

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in August over here.

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September 30, 2024

The Best Tweets of September 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


the only definition of smart i really resonate with: pic.twitter.com/a81L4NIgUF

— Isabel🌻 (@isabelunraveled) August 31, 2024

Single best description of AI I’ve ever read, from the great Ted Chiang. pic.twitter.com/d2qK0nJpKh

— Aaron Regunberg (@AaronRegunberg) September 1, 2024

'Okay,' Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment: https://t.co/PFeEVrMELZ pic.twitter.com/z3XPsJzyFS

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 2, 2024

oooof, this poem pic.twitter.com/hvTV6DZufh

— Joseph Fasano (@Joseph_Fasano_) September 2, 2024

reading this old interview about Beetlejuice from Rolling Stone, and I strongly believe Michael Keaton is a genius who doesn't get enough credit for essentially creating his character and making him weird in the best way possible pic.twitter.com/Xtz5vyoSTk

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) September 3, 2024

Albert Einstein, woah pic.twitter.com/PJ3hkKUdlV

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 3, 2024

Ethan Hawke on why we need art, brilliant pic.twitter.com/p0tr1t2ksH

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 4, 2024

This man leaves out his cat’s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/CNKzy3JSVU

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 6, 2024

My local multiplex has gotten a member of staff to dress up as Beetlejuice and come into all screenings to annoy people and heckle the trailers. This is 4DX pic.twitter.com/Nt2PMQ0HWR

— Alistair Ryder (@YesitsAlistair) September 7, 2024

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks…

— I appreciate you. (@DeeLaSheeArt) September 8, 2024

Toronto is not a serious place pic.twitter.com/oL0sBvipCn

— DM (@mendezzda) September 8, 2024

Just think, after this week, none of us ever have to see the Speak No Evil trailer again pic.twitter.com/tVeYSFrHdb

— Matt Konopka (@KillerCritics) September 9, 2024

Goodbye to the brilliant James Earl Jones.

He gave one of the finest poetic speeches in cinema history. I still feel the same way about baseball all these years later.

Field of Dreams pic.twitter.com/7e5EYE8UXN

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) September 9, 2024

James Earl Jones was an icon. He will always live on with his legacy of playing some of the greatest characters of all time. But we all know about his tremendous acting ability. So I want to talk about his heart. When we filmed Conan, I was the new kid on the block, and he…

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) September 10, 2024

This is Goro. He is not interested in sharing any of his toys. Not even the ones he forgot he had. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/r9BjCWbLAW

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 12, 2024

Pierce Brosnan for Armani pic.twitter.com/0vpXdYLsSv

— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) September 14, 2024

them breaking up was so duuuumbbbbbb. samantha isnt strong bc she’s perpetually single she was strong bc she waited until she found actual real love that fit into her life and how she liked it. stupid stupid stupid https://t.co/BAjuR6Sy8n

— siyyan (@siyyaniverse) September 15, 2024

AN EMMY WINNING SCENE BTW pic.twitter.com/n8LT7AbNev

— izzy (@spidermannwh) September 16, 2024

- Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to Mrs. Maria Clemm, July 1849 pic.twitter.com/hznf8BH0b5

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) September 19, 2024

“The childless women have been mothering the world and elevating culture as aunties, godmothers, teachers… you do not need to push out a baby to help push humanity forward.”

– Tracee Ellis Ross with the SERMON 🗣️ pic.twitter.com/6dJxbwLoJl

— VK (@votekamala) September 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/JMDNoDwU6h

— . (@BrendanDaGawd) September 22, 2024

They are really running out of miracle ingredients pic.twitter.com/Y7ZYStVZXv

— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) September 23, 2024

I imagine it must be exhausting for children to experience their childhood for a perceived audience, learning to perform domesticity to strangers, waiting for a parent to set up the tripod, move to a different location, stand still as they brush your hair for the camera https://t.co/WZifWB5F6r

— Elise Bell™️ (@eliseybell) September 23, 2024

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up pic.twitter.com/Y4IcYTkh24

— Cybershell (@Cybershell) September 24, 2024

The best tweets of August can be found over here.

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