The Best Tweets of November 2021

My mom and dad got in a fight and he did this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AvSfNJS0be

— Aristeo Franco (@AristeoFranco) May 2, 2021

When you’re giving birth and you hear your husband laughing with the nurses pic.twitter.com/mqDfb9UlHy

— ✞ ☬༒𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝔤𝔬𝔡 ?. ☠️━╤デ╦︻︎ (@kcxx__) October 5, 2021

Turning off the microwave at :01 so it doesn’t beep pic.twitter.com/kG3SkTU04Q

— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) October 22, 2021

Tell me you’ve lived more than half your life within a pandemic without telling me… pic.twitter.com/NBpBtkBett

— Kim Manis (@kimmanis) November 13, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) November 15, 2021

Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present https://t.co/qY13ByA87j pic.twitter.com/EtPG6X5t7s

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 16, 2021

Teachers deserve a bazillion dollars a year… https://t.co/byDatco2lU

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) November 17, 2021

I was just at a red light and a school bus pulled up next to me and all of a sudden I hear “DAMN SHE FUCKIN THEM FRIES UP!!!” pic.twitter.com/jfpw30oiwE

— 🏴‍☠️ short and mean 🏴‍☠️ (@alesiavsworld) November 17, 2021

Shorty been 2 for less that 24 hours 😭 why ain’t nobody warn me pic.twitter.com/FoEwq5bukE

— Mani 🧚🏼‍♀️ (@mami_manii) November 19, 2021

This is Stella. Despite her age, she still tippy taps with the best of them. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/KTerRqk7kv

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 20, 2021

Not exactly helping… 🤔🤣 pic.twitter.com/yAQwuX90GK

— Mack & Becky Comedy (@MackBeckyComedy) November 21, 2021

made my own pic.twitter.com/gR9NxNy3tA

— clau (@nothing222u_) November 22, 2021

Woman Not So Lactose Intolerant When Boyfriend Out Of Town https://t.co/5453ZOHLVd pic.twitter.com/9NH2m9teZs

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 23, 2021

That scene in Planes, Trains & Automobiles where they're getting drunk on mini liquor bottles and laughing uncontrollably and Steve Martin says "why do I feel like I'm at summer camp?" You've gotta find someone in your life who makes you feel that way. It's the best thing ever. pic.twitter.com/yZwGQ7Yc1a

— John Squires (@FreddyInSpace) November 25, 2021

It's time again for my most cherished #Thanksgiving tradition: Revisiting the time millions of kids had to witness Barney the Dinosaur collapse to the ground and get stabbed to death by cops during the 1997 Macys Parade.💫 pic.twitter.com/doSv6xWMBW

— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) November 25, 2021

Recently Divorced Man Understands Working Through Emotions Might Take 2 To 3 Days https://t.co/MXZL2HcvZU pic.twitter.com/87XCfv6oPW

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 26, 2021

this video of sondheim teaching not getting married today to guildhall students is my favorite because look at how proud he is that this student is nailing one of his most sadistic songs pic.twitter.com/Wcs5DXXSZd

— mike leigh made it (@cowboy_ersatz) November 26, 2021

How I feel when I drink wine 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/GuCrgnXG5T

— BLU STALLI (@nique_soelite) November 27, 2021

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— Mad Men Quotes (@MadMenQts) November 29, 2021

You can find the best tweets of the rest of November over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.

Best Tweets of November 2021 So Far

just putting it out into the universe that I am free this weekend, and the next weekend, and so on, to be slapped by any of these actors

[#SquidGame #GongYoo #JungHoyeon #WiHaJoon] pic.twitter.com/nuY4EEPFSj

— Isha Bassi (@Isha_Bassi) September 30, 2021

#COVIDVaccine Dose #1 and Dose #2 pic.twitter.com/ltup8B8EMM

— Dr. Vero Pimentel MD, MS (@DrVeroPimentel) October 31, 2021

Being middle-aged pic.twitter.com/kadS5AQbYA

— Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto) October 31, 2021

The Joshua Jackson and Jodie Turner Smith J Crew holiday campaign is actually the only thing that matters to me right now please don’t speak to me unless it is in reference to these photos thanks in advance pic.twitter.com/QZUFGALWMR

— Leah says WEAR A MASK (@byleahjohnson) November 2, 2021

Really pushing the limits of the English language with this headline lol pic.twitter.com/z0Zvc1SWoM

— Radio Free Amanda 余美娜 (@catcontentonly) November 3, 2021

husband reveal after 55 years of marriage and it’s to promote her own merch…. queen behavior https://t.co/iplHZtN8jy

— jodie (@jodieegrace) November 3, 2021

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen. pic.twitter.com/ir53r3bSIr

— Diego Lopez (@thisdiegolopez) November 3, 2021

Me when my friends can't drive & be breaking to hard 😭 pic.twitter.com/EFUuAGZ5fv

— ᴊʟʏɴɴ 🦂 (@SourrPatchy) November 4, 2021

When your parents are coming round to visit. pic.twitter.com/XQm80qwrHA

— Paul Bronks (@slender_sherbet) November 6, 2021

remember when robert pattinson scared off his own stalker just by being himself pic.twitter.com/Qu2FqjO57h

— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) November 7, 2021

There is a heaven….right here, right now, on earth. Ari is just one if my 3 perfect grandchildren. I really don’t believe Jeff or Elon or Warren are any richer than me. pic.twitter.com/COETqoTuio

— Ed Begley, Jr. (@edbegleyjr) November 7, 2021

When the lineup is watching the host do 5 in between each act. pic.twitter.com/vaYqfu5eUD

— Chris Post (@thatchrispost) November 7, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) November 7, 2021

If the sun is gonna go down at 4:50 pm, it better look this good. Wow. pic.twitter.com/WangiIuJG7

— Lauren Peikoff (@laurenpeikoff) November 7, 2021

😂😂🙈🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/kkiVlj0Mhz

— FunnymanPage (@FunnymanPage) November 8, 2021

this letter to the new yorker made me teary?????? pic.twitter.com/PP6Emi4gX7

— rachel syme (@rachsyme) November 9, 2021

Terrifying New Therapist Asks Why You Chose That Chair https://t.co/LNuRJqcsYe pic.twitter.com/o9YlNHMCJo

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 10, 2021

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— Asher Perlman (@asherperlman) November 10, 2021

my mom: “what are you gonna do when i die”

me: can you scoot over pic.twitter.com/VG244WNQg3

— 🍂 (@fairluvd) November 12, 2021

Limo Departing Climate Summit Runs Over Earth’s Last Leatherback Sea Turtle https://t.co/IUt5R0eFjx pic.twitter.com/YoEItSER1V

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 12, 2021

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— art has a twt account (@arttstreams) November 12, 2021

You can find the best tweets of October over here and you can see more posts like this on my latest newsletter.