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LIZ HEATHER

May 1, 2024

April Activities 2024

by Liz Heather in Advice, Beauty, Best of NYC, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Products, Quotes, Recipes, Reviews


Union Square market flowers

Union Square market flowers

  • The best tweets of April can be found over here and the best NYC earthquake tweets are over here.

  • Loved this part from a NYT newsletter about the eclipse written by Elizabeth Dias: “For a nation pulled apart by every manner of division, the eclipse also offered a moment of unity, however brief. It was a reminder to everyone, on the same day and at the same time, that life can be magical. That being alive is a collective experience. That there is something astonishing about being part of the greater story of things.”

Eclipse Nathan!

  • In Nathan news, he was on The Tonight Show for the third time promoting his new special (Down With Tech), and Vulture wrote two pieces about him and the new special (!) - so he’s had a great month.

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Baby Dog came to The Tonight Show

  • I made this asparagus soup and it’d be a better recipe if it were strained, but it was perfectly fine. I think this is another one of those foods that tastes better when it’s a special at a restaurant.

  • I tried and finished a bottle of “hair growth support” powder and it didn’t do much. Can someone please remind me never to cut my hair again?

  • Loving the acne spot treatment from Bubble.

  • Am I waiting for the August Nordstrom sale to buy a coat that I basically already own but in a different colour? Obviously.

My other coat in the background: “…GIRL”

  • Made this New York Times couscous and why can’t I seem to remember that their recipes are very blah? It’s as if it were AI generated. Oh no, are recipes going to be created by AI in the near future? Oh my god they are, aren’t they.

  • I made the switch to Redken shampoo and conditioner and Nathan and I both have seen a huge difference. My hairdresser passionately convinced me that I should stop buying cheap shampoo and it really was great advice.

  • I made this dark chocolate strawberry yogurt bark (below) that’s pretty fun if you’re desperate and don’t have ice cream.

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  • I saw the new Diane Von Furstenberg line at Target and the kids section is beyond cute.

  • I know I won’t shut up about Wegman’s, but are we all aware of how good their individual cookies are? And their slices of chocolate cake? And their family-sized protein powder with 1 gram of sugar?? The deals are almost infuriating.

  • In NYC restaurant talk: the pasta at Ci Siamo was phenomenal (better than Lilia), the cocktails are better than ever at Manhatta, the kale caesar at Fumo is incredible, the fried chicken at COQODAQ is overrated but their chicken curry is outstanding (I also loved that they had house wines, BRING BACK HOUSE WINE + HOUSE WINE PRICES), the malt vinegar skinny fries at Motel Morris are perfection and the vodka parm at Compton’s in Astoria is only okay (again proof that TikTok famous sandwiches contain more hype than flavour).

Ci Siamo, NYC

Manhatta, NYC

  • Snack I can’t stop eating: hummus mixed with feta and chopped red onions (dipped with either sliced cucumbers or carrots or pita chips).

  • Saving my money now for the new Lemax phantom castle that comes out this Halloween.

  • I met Harrison Ford (!) near Columbus Circle and he was very kind and extremely handsome. And I’ve never seen such a confident stride in my whole life. Man’s a stud.

Highlight of life

  • I’ve been making this spinach wrap (below) for weeks and can’t get over it. I’ve been topping it with shredded chicken and either buffalo sauce or tzatziki sauce.

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Spinach & egg wrap with shredded buffalo chicken

  • In my quest to dress better, I bought these perfect gingham pants.

  • SNL had two especially good sketches this month: Jumanji and The Engagement.

  • I visited The Pastry Box in the East Village and it was ridiculously good.

The Pastry Box, NYC

The Pastry Box, NYC

  • Some things I watched:

    • Albert Brooks: Defending My Life (HBO) - it was fine, I was hoping to like it more.

    • Quiet on Set (HBO) - nuts. Parts of it are really hard to watch.

    • Past Lives (Prime) - heartbreakingly good, just loved it.

    • Late Night with the Devil (AMC+) - I liked the style of it, but the ending was sort of ruined for me inadvertently. Hard to say if it was actually good.

    • Alien (in theatres) - Nathan and I saw the 45th anniversary screening of it (I’d never seen it before) and it was fantastic. Weird that I’d never seen it and weirder that I loved it?

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: I’m seeing Belle & Sebastian at the new Paramount Theatre tonight, I’ll definitely go see the new fashion exhibit at The Met, I might try to see I Saw The TV Glow at the Angelika and I really want to get to Smorgasburg sometime this month before it gets too hot to enjoy.

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If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in March over here.

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April 30, 2024

The Best Tweets of April 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


Obsessed with these landscape cakes pic.twitter.com/ROnHewzqu1

— ji (@contrrl) March 31, 2024

"Well Holy S***, I'm doing this 25-years and no one's ever asked me that.

Loved this part of my conversation with Colin Farrell.

What is the movie you've seen the most in your life? And do you agree or disagree with ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD being Tarantino's best film? pic.twitter.com/khmDFa001Y

— Kevin McCarthy (@KevinMcCarthyTV) April 1, 2024

https://t.co/P6V6s9HNv1 pic.twitter.com/40S034Fqa7

— yash (@thestoryofyash) April 4, 2024

This Godzilla piggy bank is the best piggy bank to ever exist and it’s not up for debate. pic.twitter.com/9mpzBg2KjK

— Horror4Kids (@horror4kids) April 4, 2024

One day pic.twitter.com/EqHX638ZkK

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) April 6, 2024

i can’t explain why but her being attracted to him is proof she’s australian https://t.co/6uwcG91WMQ

— jorts 🇵🇸 (@ftmensch) April 7, 2024

connecting my necklace clasp when im already in a rush on the verge of tears https://t.co/29LaoxPO6Q

— madimoiselle ♡ (@drivingmemadi) April 9, 2024

i just know her husband doesn't stress her out she's glowing https://t.co/IES62pKpb2

— machi ; (@MASYlTAH) April 11, 2024

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…

— Nicole Minet (@mouvement33) April 11, 2024

With all the sincerity i can muster on this earth, this is the kind of love i want someday https://t.co/Df9gJSq3IK pic.twitter.com/wg7Iwx0jRs

— Séamus Malekafzali (@Seamus_Malek) April 13, 2024

I love that Conan O'Brien is getting essentially eulogised when all he did was appear on Hot Ones.

It's completely justified - he is fucking incredible. Here's Harrison Ford actually having fun during a media interview and it's entirely down to Conan being great. pic.twitter.com/ERQ7m9jWej

— Scottish Totodile (@ScottishToto) April 13, 2024

publicly announcing a breakup (with a fictional character) on live television saying he won’t talk abt it (and then immediately proceeding to talk abt it) . there is no more ryan gosling that’s just ken pic.twitter.com/cehIjwl3RA

— lissy (@kenerqy) April 14, 2024

Yall😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/cb78ETVwhi

— 🌟𝓚𝓪𝔂🌟 (@fatjeezuz) April 15, 2024

This is the best take of all time! pic.twitter.com/AotDCsIo7E

— Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 (@Paultheheretic) April 15, 2024

There’s a lot to be stressed/worried/sad/mad about but there are also bluebird eggs and that’s a thing of joy and beauty. pic.twitter.com/6ysxqenSIm

— B. (@AddledPixie) April 16, 2024

he gets it pic.twitter.com/C6OHGZK8Ew

— Aubrey Plaza (fake) (not real) (parody) (satire) (@_glassduster) April 20, 2024

Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview pic.twitter.com/Gdci1bYBpy

— marz (@mathewsmarz) April 23, 2024

I think of this reddit comment about Ariana Grande literally all the time pic.twitter.com/6avRJixTwq

— Zillow princess (@diazepants) April 26, 2024

look at the unbelievable soulfulness of his eyes. he’s really playing the piano pic.twitter.com/ZXt98a7zm0

— hil (@plume__) April 28, 2024

If he wanted to he would ?! https://t.co/zUphRC2Gtd

— r (@baateinvaatein) April 28, 2024

This was that brief moment when tech was cool before it became all dystopian and hellish https://t.co/6YKxg7wvkq

— Cody (@AltHistCody) April 28, 2024

Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money. https://t.co/tYX0c4a4Ef

— Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) April 29, 2024

Target’s Circle card be like YAASSSSS REWARDS YOU GOT $.00000001 off this $50 purchase!!!!! SAVINGS!

— Tonja Renée Stidhum (@TonjaStidhum) April 30, 2024

The best tweets of March can be found over here.

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April 16, 2024

Nathan Macintosh - Tech Nerds Run The World

by Liz Heather in Links


TAGS: Nathan Macintosh The Tonight Show debut, Nathan Macintosh, The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon, Liz Heather, tech, tech nerds, funny, comedian


April 10, 2024

Down With Tech - Nathan Macintosh

by Liz Heather in Links


The funniest man I know.

TAGS: Liz Heather, Nathan Macintosh, Down With Tech, new comedy special, funny, Down With Tech comedy special, Nathan Macintosh comedy special, technology, AI


April 9, 2024

March Magic 2024

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Family, Food, Links, Personal, Products, Recipes, Television, Travel


March 2024

March 2024

March was a whirlwind, here’s what went down last month!

My nephews, March 2024

  • The best tweets of March can be found over here.

  • I recapped my winter list of things to do.

  • I wrote my spring list of things that I’d love to do this season.

  • I served on a jury and it was an awful experience. I’m begging you to never do it. It wasn’t even a murder case and it was still horrible to be apart of.

  • Am I nervous about The Body Shop closing a TON of stores? Yes, yes I am.

  • I’ll never be above a new Trader Joe’s candle scent.

Spring candles from Trader Joe’s

  • My sister-in-law made one of the greatest desserts I think I’ve ever tried: lemon sorbet blended with mascarpone. It sounds so simple, but I promise you the flavour was mind-blowingly good. A perfect summer dessert, too.

  • I think I found the best lip oil that isn’t expensive or sticky: Colourpop’s Lux Lip Oil in Dew Drop Clear.

  • My sweet dear friend Jenn sent me See’s Candies chocolates for my birthday and good god were they incredible.

See’s Candies

  • I made a Thai green curry for the first time and it was fine, but I think this is something that I’m only gonna order out from now on. It just didn’t taste the same when I made it at home. (It could’ve been because the coriander seeds I ground up had expired last year? Would that have made a giant difference in taste?)

  • One of my all-time favourite scenes in a movie:

  • I said goodbye to my blonde hair!

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  • I’ve decided that March = tres leche cake season, so I had to make one.

  • I went to Niagara Falls with my family and it was such a great time.

Baby Dog in Niagara Falls

Romeo, Niagara Falls

Camden, Niagara Falls

Family!

  • I also went to Mount Airy in Maryland with Nathan and it was a perfect way to spend a birthday. He got a chocolate cake from Wegman’s that honestly was even tastier than my favourite chocolate cake.

Our Airbnb in Maryland

Wegman’s cake

I love him

Small town butter >>

Sleepy Baby Dog

  • I got the Lemax NORTH POLE MAIL ROOM from my brother & sister-in-law and my life might be complete?

  • The Nordstrom flagship happy hour remains one of the best in the city.

Happy hour at Nordstrom, NYC

  • Some things I watched:

    • Baywatch (season 1): Okay, the pilot of Baywatch is one of the best pilots I’ve ever seen. Honestly rivals the Lost premiere. Makes zero sense. Kind of a great show?

    • Ready or Not (the Canadian show): I love that you can find most of these episodes on YouTube.

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: I have to try the special ramp & cacio e pepe dumplings at Mimi Cheng’s, Nathan’s going to be on The Tonight Show for the third time on April 12th (!), I really want to go see the blooming cherry blossoms in Central Park and I can’t wait to see Rachel McAdams in Mary Jane on Broadway (Nathan’s birthday gift to me!).

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can read what went on in February over here.

C’MON

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April 8, 2024

Jumanji SNL

by Liz Heather in Links


God, I missed her.

TAGS: SNL, Jumanji, Kristen Wiig, best kristen wiig sketch


April 6, 2024

Best NYC Earthquake Tweets

by Liz Heather in Links


There are too many good earthquake tweets from yesterday, so here they are.

The guy who made the emergency alert 30 minutes after the #earthquake pic.twitter.com/lbxk1pAfoE

— Hayden (@AnimationObject) April 5, 2024

TAGS: earthquake, earthquake NY, earthquake NYC, earthquake NJ, earthquake tweets, Liz Heather


March 31, 2024

The Best Tweets of March 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


The best teacher! 💕

She made their day! pic.twitter.com/g7Umr8yJfm

— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 7, 2024

My pronouns are “Sir/Madman” pic.twitter.com/MDwAz5IvH8

— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) March 7, 2024

*The tag of my shirt touching my neck*

My brain: pic.twitter.com/WTX1tKGqyh

— Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) March 7, 2024

because we’re here on earth to fart around https://t.co/rb7CmXWoZ9 pic.twitter.com/NcspVoDS2h

— slicin’ up eyeballs (@eyeballslicer) March 9, 2024

nothing will kill a girl more than slowly watching carrie become aidan’s big https://t.co/NN14hk3iN3

— kristen (not crystal) yellowjackets shish-kabob 🍡 (@lordesbbqribs) March 12, 2024

thinking about this little drawing at the end of a letter my dad wrote me after i moved 4 hours away pic.twitter.com/sonWOJzmuC

— ‎‏ً (@astralfvck) March 13, 2024

That‘s why his ass is scared of women over 25 https://t.co/7iiSG27k98

— ☆ crrrrrrrra ☆ (@horneebutcute) March 15, 2024

Buster. Living his best life pic.twitter.com/pdwaaEHicf

— jonathan Slater (@slater_paul) March 15, 2024

me at the aquarium trying to make personal connections with the fish pic.twitter.com/AkyYtATwVa

— ☔ (@Whotfismick) March 17, 2024

Here's your annual reminder the train and bus from the crash sequence in "The Fugitive" are still rusting away in rural Dillsboro, NC. I made the pilgrimage there a few years ago. 🎬📷🚆🚌 pic.twitter.com/CEmFNLzVMW

— Richard Roeper (@RichardERoeper) March 17, 2024

“are you fucking stupid”

me: https://t.co/UxKfkVMzPW

— bigsock (@biggersocks) March 18, 2024

quad axel to the succession theme? this absolute diva pic.twitter.com/7je3ieADkM

— alex (@alex_abads) March 24, 2024

I love how insane everyone is becoming https://t.co/eAcz07GCf3

— based gizmo (employed era) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 (@neverthetories) March 26, 2024

Leslie Nielsen's expression as he does a clothesline on this poor couple in The Naked Gun will always crack me up 🤣 pic.twitter.com/JkrYR4OCpV

— Kriegler (@Kriegler007) March 30, 2024

My wife in the passenger seat when a car 500 feet in front of me hits its brakes pic.twitter.com/Z0UIwgfIQr

— Dave Dawn (@FromDaveTilDawn) March 30, 2024

It’s the same picture pic.twitter.com/zw3FZ5fn9X

— Marla ⚖️🍉 (@MarlaTalksBall) March 30, 2024

the roman guards when they woke up and saw jesus’ empty tomb pic.twitter.com/0toPoZZv9Y

— caity (@ktmob_) March 30, 2024

The best tweets of February can be found over here.

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March 1, 2024

February Feats 2024

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Best of NYC, Food, Links, Movies, Personal, Television


NYC, February 2024

NYC, February 2024

Welcome to March! You’re well aware of how much I love this month. Will I overdo it and be left a shell of a person come April 1st? Most likely, but there’s nothing that can be done about that! Here’s what went down last month.

  • The best tweets of the month can be found over here.

  • I kept up with my weekly Winter Wednesdays series.

  • I finally finished the Mel Brooks memoir I’ve been reading for months.

  • If this coat (below) was under $100, then I would’ve had no choice but to buy it.

Bury me at the Nordstrom flagship

  • Some things I baked:

    • God, I love a small batch cookie recipe.

    • People won’t shut up about this New York Times marry-me chicken recipe but I absolutely would reject that proposal. I made it and it was FINE at best. And more recently, I made a cauliflower soup of theirs and it was bland as hell! I definitely need to take a step back from their recipes. Maybe the food styling is what’s tricking me? Gorgeous looking food doesn’t always taste amazing. There’s a lesson there??

    • I made this brioche berry bread pudding that was delicious. Something feels very wrong about using strawberries in February, but the Grand Marnier soak really helped the flavour.

Brioche berry bread pudding

  • I can’t stop wearing these Aerie brown stockings.

  • Found a new coffee shop that I’m loving - Sonbobs in Astoria.

  • We bought Baby Dog a ramp to get on and off our bed and it’s been a huge help. Sometimes she’ll just leap off into the pillows alongside it, so it may take some time for her to trust this new inanimate object in her life.

Baby Dog begrudgingly on her new ramp

  • I tried out a colour corrector from Huda because the internet told me to and it did absolutely nothing different to my face hahah?? Sometimes I seem smart and other times I do stuff like this.

  • Nathan and I saw the play An Enemy Of The People with Jeremy Strong (from Succession) and Michael Imperioli (from The Sopranos & The White Lotus) and it was great! Absolutely love the Circle in the Square theatre. $40 tickets straight from the box office can’t be beat.

  • The winter kale salad at Uva Next Door on the Upper East Side was top tier.

  • The patty melt at Daily Provisions? Wow. Makes zero sense that a coffee shop has that good a sandwich.

  • I’ve finally learned my lesson and I’ve stopped using third-party websites for booking travel. Took me decades to learn this lesson.

  • Also, I’m sure no one but me buys Visa gift cards - but just incase, stay very far away from the brand Vanilla. I’ve had so many issues with money that was loaded improperly and their customer service is nonexistent.

  • Some things I watched:

    • Sometimes I Think About Dying: so great! Our friend Dave does such a great job in it.

    • Two Weeks Notice and The Wedding Date (combining them because they don’t deserve individual billing): WOOF. Why do I do this to myself when I have a list full of actually watchable movies?

    • If Lucy Fell: an old Sarah Jessica Parker movie? Course I’d watch that. It actually wouldn’t have been so terrible if the main guy wasn’t such an awful actor. He wrote, directed and starred in it, which was the wrong decision.

    • Waiting To Exhale: such a great rewatch.

    • Once Upon A Crime: perfect rewatch. It’s baffling that this movie did so bad at the box office.

    • New season of Curb: ugh. I don’t want to be mean, but I really hate this show now. The storylines are so tired and it really didn’t need to come back at all. (Richard Lewis will remain the best thing about the whole show.)

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: taking Baby Dog to Niagara Falls, I really want to try the vodka chicken parm from Compton’s in Astoria, excited to spend some time with my brother + family visiting from Scotland and there are so many birthday cakes I get to make for other people this month.

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can read what went on in January over here.

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February 29, 2024

The Best Tweets of February 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


the european mind cannot comprehend this is how americans determine when their seasonal depression will be over pic.twitter.com/sxeDqOIrAh

— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 2, 2024

Being so comfortable to go through another woman’s fridge and take her leftovers is the most insane thing of it all. https://t.co/bVqSZXEqkm

— fragrance and foolishness (@Brieyonce) February 3, 2024

since she wanna be cinderella so bad pic.twitter.com/XE0stgm9Qe

— baby spice (@Zonnique) February 3, 2024

When the silly dinosaur puppet tv show ended with all of them dying in an ecological collapse https://t.co/nW2KdG6fXO pic.twitter.com/9NjF61EHNr

— 𝐹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 Neo The 🇦🇷 (ROAD TO 1M) (@TheRealNeoThe) February 8, 2024

so you agree… you’re in THEIR country https://t.co/eGwiwTShuH pic.twitter.com/G3VRJsVcQk

— sof’s library ✧˖°. 🥄 (@folkoftheshelf) February 8, 2024

im sorry but the 49ers being sad while confetti gets stuck on their faces is so funny 😭pic.twitter.com/fu7ADkr69Q

— ainsley (@withloveains) February 12, 2024

There are only three good men. Dave grohl is one. Tony hawk is another. The third I'm gonna find on bumble one of these days!!!!!!! https://t.co/8TEJzDhfTv

— Lizzie Logan (@lizzzzzielogan) February 14, 2024

Adult Woman Still Believes That Band Is Going to Notice Her at Concert: https://t.co/whVRs1Sp2X pic.twitter.com/iPik1QYi6M

— Reductress (@Reductress) February 15, 2024

The most Irish thing you can do is treat the Royals like this 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪 https://t.co/UYsAaSOlWL

— CLUB JAY JAY (@JayJurden) February 19, 2024

He looks like he's about to tell Colin Farrell their friendship is over https://t.co/66tr9taBAG

— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) February 19, 2024

I put this in my calendar like two years ago as a joke but boy pic.twitter.com/lmogSK7hGr

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 21, 2024

The perfect sandwich for the Caesar salad girlies pic.twitter.com/SDmoVS3ms2

— man beater (@foreverimbetter) February 22, 2024

Many of you don’t understand that body positivity became a thing because in the 2000s you were considered disgustingly fat if you looked like this pic.twitter.com/2d1x8ByJSI

— RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) (@hollowearthterf) February 23, 2024

That shot always thrills me. pic.twitter.com/TpYdYtoluk https://t.co/p1PwZuy0fD

— mary (@theoceanblooms) February 25, 2024

The best tweets of January can be found over here.

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