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September 30, 2024

The Best Tweets of September 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


the only definition of smart i really resonate with: pic.twitter.com/a81L4NIgUF

— Isabel🌻 (@isabelunraveled) August 31, 2024

Single best description of AI I’ve ever read, from the great Ted Chiang. pic.twitter.com/d2qK0nJpKh

— Aaron Regunberg (@AaronRegunberg) September 1, 2024

'Okay,' Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment: https://t.co/PFeEVrMELZ pic.twitter.com/z3XPsJzyFS

— Reductress (@Reductress) September 2, 2024

oooof, this poem pic.twitter.com/hvTV6DZufh

— Joseph Fasano (@Joseph_Fasano_) September 2, 2024

reading this old interview about Beetlejuice from Rolling Stone, and I strongly believe Michael Keaton is a genius who doesn't get enough credit for essentially creating his character and making him weird in the best way possible pic.twitter.com/Xtz5vyoSTk

— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) September 3, 2024

Albert Einstein, woah pic.twitter.com/PJ3hkKUdlV

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 3, 2024

Ethan Hawke on why we need art, brilliant pic.twitter.com/p0tr1t2ksH

— Dylan O'Sullivan (@DylanoA4) September 4, 2024

This man leaves out his cat’s fur so birds can use it to make their nests.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/CNKzy3JSVU

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 6, 2024

My local multiplex has gotten a member of staff to dress up as Beetlejuice and come into all screenings to annoy people and heckle the trailers. This is 4DX pic.twitter.com/Nt2PMQ0HWR

— Alistair Ryder (@YesitsAlistair) September 7, 2024

Not enough adults are understanding that they have to create moments of happiness in their lives. Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks…

— I appreciate you. (@DeeLaSheeArt) September 8, 2024

Toronto is not a serious place pic.twitter.com/oL0sBvipCn

— DM (@mendezzda) September 8, 2024

Just think, after this week, none of us ever have to see the Speak No Evil trailer again pic.twitter.com/tVeYSFrHdb

— Matt Konopka (@KillerCritics) September 9, 2024

Goodbye to the brilliant James Earl Jones.

He gave one of the finest poetic speeches in cinema history. I still feel the same way about baseball all these years later.

Field of Dreams pic.twitter.com/7e5EYE8UXN

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) September 9, 2024

James Earl Jones was an icon. He will always live on with his legacy of playing some of the greatest characters of all time. But we all know about his tremendous acting ability. So I want to talk about his heart. When we filmed Conan, I was the new kid on the block, and he…

— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) September 10, 2024

This is Goro. He is not interested in sharing any of his toys. Not even the ones he forgot he had. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/r9BjCWbLAW

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) September 12, 2024

Pierce Brosnan for Armani pic.twitter.com/0vpXdYLsSv

— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) September 14, 2024

them breaking up was so duuuumbbbbbb. samantha isnt strong bc she’s perpetually single she was strong bc she waited until she found actual real love that fit into her life and how she liked it. stupid stupid stupid https://t.co/BAjuR6Sy8n

— siyyan (@siyyaniverse) September 15, 2024

AN EMMY WINNING SCENE BTW pic.twitter.com/n8LT7AbNev

— izzy (@spidermannwh) September 16, 2024

- Edgar Allan Poe, from a letter to Mrs. Maria Clemm, July 1849 pic.twitter.com/hznf8BH0b5

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) September 19, 2024

“The childless women have been mothering the world and elevating culture as aunties, godmothers, teachers… you do not need to push out a baby to help push humanity forward.”

– Tracee Ellis Ross with the SERMON 🗣️ pic.twitter.com/6dJxbwLoJl

— VK (@votekamala) September 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/JMDNoDwU6h

— . (@BrendanDaGawd) September 22, 2024

They are really running out of miracle ingredients pic.twitter.com/Y7ZYStVZXv

— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) September 23, 2024

I imagine it must be exhausting for children to experience their childhood for a perceived audience, learning to perform domesticity to strangers, waiting for a parent to set up the tripod, move to a different location, stand still as they brush your hair for the camera https://t.co/WZifWB5F6r

— Elise Bell™️ (@eliseybell) September 23, 2024

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up pic.twitter.com/Y4IcYTkh24

— Cybershell (@Cybershell) September 24, 2024

The best tweets of August can be found over here.

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September 1, 2024

August Actions 2024

by Liz Heather in Beauty, Best of NYC, Drinks, Food, Ideas, Links, Movies, Personal, Recipes


The sunflowers outside my building

The sunflowers outside my building

SUMMER IS OVER! Extremely pumped to say goodbye to August. So many things are changing right now and I kind of can’t wait for what’s ahead. But before that, here were the highlights of the month.

  • Finished my Summer Saturdays series.

  • The best tweets of the month can be found over here.

  • Why don’t all cheese boards have corresponding cheeses labels?? SOMEBODY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING.

Cheese with labels >>

  • In love with these blue sky bran muffins. Who have I become? I like her?

  • The Freshly Brewed Coffee candle at Bath & Body Works smells like heaven on earth.

Truly their best scent

  • I found Walla Walla onions at my farmer’s market and they remain the greatest onion on the scene today.

  • My friend Richard made the best tomato pie I’ve ever tasted.

Tomato pie for life

  • I got the new Alex Trebek Jeopardy stamps and they’re a bit disappointing. I was hoping for more than just one design.

  • Marla came for a visit and we did so many fun things. We saw Suffs on Broadway, ate at Thyme & Tonic (incredible), tried on a million gorgeous things at both locations of Beacon’s Closet, we rode the Staten Island Ferry, ate at the always-great Rubirosa, went to Little Island for the first time, went to some of the Chelsea Thursday galleries and we perused Chelsea Market so we obviously had to get some Seed + Mill.

Suffs on Broadway

Beacon’s Closet

Gorgeous Marla

Little Island

A rat scared us out of Central Park approx. five seconds after this photo was taken

Manhattan skyline from the (free) Staten Island Ferry

Seed + Mill now has a chocolate drizzle option

  • I read Jennette McCurdy’s book and it was too real and too good.

  • My favourite pesto recipe is the How Sweet Eats one, but with walnuts instead of pine nuts.

  • Summer is the time to make peach daiquiris and this peach rose slushy.

Peach daiquiri

  • Fell in love with the restaurant Hillstone. On a mission now to visit all the locations eventually. The best parts about this place are the chilled salad plates, the chilled martini glasses that are replaced midway through your drink, an insane French dip sandwich (David Chang says that this sandwich “haunts him” and he’s right), a wildly good chicken caesar salad, servers only have three tables at a time so they can really focus on each customer, they don’t have food runners or bussers, the tables are drilled into the ground so there aren’t any wobbly ones, there’s freshly squeezed orange juice AND each table is designed to feel like it’s in its very own little VIP section. So impressed by the level of thoughtfulness at this place, I love it so much.

Caesar salad at Hillstone

Chilled glass at HIllstone

French dip at HIllstone

  • And speaking of hospitality, I read something recently that explains why I think I love restaurants so much. I’m the one who cooks at home (which I enjoy), but it’s nice to escape that sometimes and have someone take care of me in that way. It’s such a simple thought, but it blew my mind for a minute.

  • I finally deep cleaned my beauty blender by putting Dawn in some boiled water and then I let the sponge sit in that mixture for five minutes before rinsing in water. Reddit has all the answers.

  • I found a Sabon body scrub on sale at Marshall’s, which reminded me how much I love any Sabon products.

  • I’ve been living in the Essie colour Seas The Day.

Essie ‘Seas The Day’

  • Annoyance of the day: I absolutely hate that all brow pencils now come in that little mechanical tube (that always breaks). Remember when the Anastasia brow pencil was actually a real pencil that you could sharpen?? We’ve strayed too far from the light of god. It’s impossible to find a real, high quality pencil anymore.

  • Nathan and I spent our anniversary in Cooperstown, New York to go to the incredible Baseball Hall of Fame, so I’ll do a post about that later this week.

  • Denny’s has a Beetlejuice-themed menu right now that is a full party, even if it does sound somewhat gross.

  • Loved reading Pete Wells’ final NY Times piece.

  • Some things I watched:

    • Patriot Games - wow. Love 90s movies like this.

    • Six Days, Seven Nights - even Harrison Ford can’t save this movie.

    • Trap - I liked the first two thirds of it, but everything went downhill as soon as they left the stadium. This review sums up my feelings almost precisely.

    • Falling Down - great movie.

    • Wall Street - weird that I’d never seen it before, Martin Sheen was a smokeshow.

    • Consenting Adults - great idea for a movie.

    • Longlegs - love an original horror script.

I would normally list the things I’m looking forward to this month, but things are changing so fast right now that I have no idea what the end of the month will look like. I’m hopeful and excited, but I’m also terrified and I sort of just want to let this month happen.

She’s done with summer

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in July over here.

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August 31, 2024

The Best Tweets of August 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


"There's no way out" is so damn funny. https://t.co/IeZWA6Rl0j

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) August 2, 2024

Reaction of granddaughter to her first dressing table, built by grandad
pic.twitter.com/qu629mMlwv

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) August 4, 2024

RFK Jr.: I should drive past that dead bear

The worm in RFK Jr’s brain: Stage a bike accident pic.twitter.com/lsuzpcHH96

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) August 4, 2024

I swallowed the bear to eat the dog, I swallowed the dog to eat the worm, I swallowed the worm to feel him squirm pic.twitter.com/A37HtmkCHZ

— ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) (@rare_cryptid) August 5, 2024

The funniest part of that RFK Jr. video is how deeply weirded out Roseanne looks. Do you know much more pure uncut battshittery you have to spout for *Roseanne* to look at you like this? pic.twitter.com/YQLJXJp2Bp

— Katie MacBride (@msmacb) August 5, 2024

obsessed with this pic.twitter.com/rbVPczopaE

— fox (@stanheightvhs) August 6, 2024

ㅤ pic.twitter.com/vZ0AC4XqiG

— 🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost (@hourly_shitpost) August 7, 2024

https://t.co/FQs3b1MnZV pic.twitter.com/w6YTVUNwo2

— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) August 8, 2024

this is probably the closest anyone's gotten to that harrison ford kitchen photo btw pic.twitter.com/8m3sD5cQAv

— tyler “llewyn” taing (@tylerllewtaing) August 8, 2024

I still remember Jamie Foxx saying that he took Tom Cruise a night club in the hood to try to rattle him, and instead everyone in the club went into full fangirl mode over Tom. He kept asking to hang out with Jamie again and Jamie didn't want to 🤣 https://t.co/NpDMVXYSJp

— Victoria (@AVocalistsRival) August 8, 2024

Girls at the function when “Back That Azz Up” comes on pic.twitter.com/Utaeigi0Tl

— RELMYERS.COM (@relmyers) August 8, 2024

my cat trying to get out of the cute little sweater i got him pic.twitter.com/jfOmwrk1oq

— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) August 9, 2024

me on my way to mess with my dog who’s minding her own business pic.twitter.com/pbWcJN4WHt

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 10, 2024

they finally did this and yall are being So Mean about it pic.twitter.com/Y45PrCgeiF

— habitual line-stepper (@alaskastardust) August 10, 2024

Here's the 411, folks. Let's say some gangstar is dissin' ya fly girl. You just give him one of these! https://t.co/ebzzFUGXdo

— Simpsons Daily Glavins (@simpsons_DG) August 11, 2024

No one:

Burglars in the sims: pic.twitter.com/KedSmjXR6p

— Cara Lisette (@CaraLisette) August 11, 2024

Here’s the recipes for the Olympic Village Chocolate Muffins! Enjoy and share! 🏅 https://t.co/DYFcHBsIGd pic.twitter.com/f2eqyOXoOP

— Legend’s Cookbook (@LegendsCookbook) August 12, 2024

This should be in hotel rooms instead of Bibles https://t.co/npifygwR5U

— Reegs (@Reegs815) August 12, 2024

I’m not trying to romanticize the era of this picture, but I genuinely believe our relationship to computers was healthier (for ourselves and for society) when the computer was more of a work/school/household appliance as opposed to something that is always on us and always on. https://t.co/4Y2CiPmXeW

— Librarianshipwreck (@libshipwreck) August 12, 2024

The. Political. Version. Of. Fat. Elvis. https://t.co/2bCs1BEPea

— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) August 12, 2024

Oh when this hits instagram reels next year the millennials are going to eat it upppppp https://t.co/mJIfMxVXdj

— slommy sammich (@blindedjanus) August 14, 2024

Dear kids, we weren’t perfect but we were happy. pic.twitter.com/Kv0GVpgZj6

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) August 15, 2024

You ever dance so bad that you get criminally investigated https://t.co/06d5qQuiJ2

— Nandre (@Nan_dre_) August 15, 2024

'Hopefulness is not a neutral position. It is adversarial. It is the warrior emotion that can lay waste to cynicism. Each redemptive or loving act, as small as you like – such as reading to your little boy... keeps the Devil down in the hole.'
Nick Cave. pic.twitter.com/B98W6ukchE

— David Rowe (@mrdavidrowe) August 15, 2024

pic.twitter.com/Li8YyJja1L

— scarlett ୨୧ (@scarletttfairy) August 15, 2024

pic.twitter.com/RgeiKv00Ky

— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) August 15, 2024

When I saw Alien Resurrection in the theater several people audibly gasped at Dan Hedaya’s shoulder hair pic.twitter.com/tpotGlmHWz

— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) August 16, 2024

pic.twitter.com/IAUoaW4Uvf

— Women Posting W's (@womenpostingws) August 17, 2024

S/O to content creators man, How do you think of something like this😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Rp4v7vAW8h

— Nhlanhla Hlabisa🇸🇿🇿🇦 (@bab_hlabisa) August 18, 2024

WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE https://t.co/rvalaOnlmg pic.twitter.com/g5YyT0jSFb

— Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 (@zaynahbear) August 22, 2024

pic.twitter.com/nmufJADGot

— Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) August 23, 2024

‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything: https://t.co/UghmqYbYPv pic.twitter.com/dGbBTMGz5q

— Reductress (@Reductress) August 24, 2024

2001 is still so fucking funny to me he saw the planes hit first hand. he was there https://t.co/8ILfDVz7O2

— holly :3 (@hollyrogerbay) August 29, 2024

the sluttiest thing a man can do is say your name mid conversation

— zoomertea (@zoomertea) August 29, 2024

The best tweets of July can be found over here.

TAGS: best tweets, best tweets August 2024, funny tweets, funny tweets August 2024, best of Twitter, best of Twitter August 2024, Liz Heather, funny, RFK Jr., brain worm


August 4, 2024

July Jiffs 2024

by Liz Heather in Best of NYC, Family, Food, Links, Movies, Personal, Recipes, Television, Travel


Lake Ontario

Lake Ontario

I might have to stop complaining about how I’m not a summer person because this past month was such a memorable one. Here’s what went down last month!

  • Nathan made Variety’s 10 Comics To Watch list this year!

  • I continued my Summer Saturdays series because apparently I’m obsessed with summer?

  • The best tweets of the month can be found over here. I also made a list of my favourite summer tweets.

  • I wrote about my favourite caesar salad dressing recipe in honour of its 100th birthday.

  • I tried the soft serve from Seed + Mill and it was unbelievably good. Top three in NYC, hands down.

Soft serve from Seed + Mill, Chelsea Market

  • I finally got to go lane swimming in Mississauga and it was all that I’d hoped it would be and so much more. Fuck Eric Adams for cancelling the lap swims in NYC for yet another summer.

  • The watermelon sangria at Bite is summer in a glass.

  • I finally visited the food hall at Queensboro Plaza and the options looked pretty good! The chicken caesar wrap at Bobwhite Counter was decent, but it’ll always amaze me when places don’t make their own croutons. It’s one tiny little step that makes or breaks it.

Chicken caesar wrap at Bobwhite Counter

  • The coronation chicken salad at Nomad Sandwiches is too good. Cold, curried chicken is not on enough menus in this city.

  • I just saw an ad for this, but Arby’s has a burger now?? Am I the only one this offends?? Their whole thing is that they DON’T do burgers?? That roast beef and cheddar is better than any fast food burger, what the hell is going on? I can handle a lot of things (really I can), but this crosses a line.

  • A reel told me to squeeze lemon on top of watermelon, so I did and it was fantastic.

  • I went to Canada for a little bit since the kids are off for summer break and I think I’m onto something here: yardwork is fun when it’s not your own house.

Airport pickup!

I used a screwdriver to do this and I’m kinda proud of that fact?

  • One of my most beloved hobbies? Before/after photoshoots, apparently.

It’s an illness, really

  • Went to Blue Mountain on a small trip with my family and it was perfect. We swam so much (once in the rain, and I hope everyone swims in the rain at least once in their life) and we also rode the Ridge Runner Mountain Coaster (something that’s been on my list for years), which was so much fun. I also won’t disclose how many times I went to the frozen yogurt place Menchies.

Blue Mountain, Ontario

Before the Ridge Runner Mountain Coaster

On the mountain coaster!

Swimming in the rain >>

Sunset w/ Layla, Blue Mountain

Parents, Blue Mountain

  • On the drive back from Blue Mountain, we found a farmer’s market-type store in hopes of finding some sponge toffee and dreams can come true.

Worth every penny

  • Ate at Lucia in Toronto and it wasn’t anything special, which was a bit disappointing but the company was everything I wanted so that made up for it.

Marla w/ the best gifts

  • Made these ricotta meatballs that turned out great, if not a bit too soft.

  • We went to Ribfest and I tried my first blooming onion. It was absolutely unreal. How did it take me this long to try one. Also got an oxtail poutine and (finally) the tri-colour popsicle I’ve been waiting on since last summer.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Oxtail poutine, I love this country

I wanted this so badly, I didn’t even care how bad my nails looked

  • The passport office in Mississauga is such a nightmare, it literally took four hours to get renewed (and that’s only because I showed up two hours before it even opened).

  • Tried this soft foot reel I saw (below) and it worked pretty well! I think you have to do it multiple times a week to really see longterm results, though.

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  • Went to Spirit Tree Estate Cidery again with my niece Tianna and it remains great. Their daily soup is the main attraction here (we got the seafood chowder).

Tianna at the cidery

  • We also went to Activate again and I think I enjoyed it even more than last time. Obsessed with the hoops room. Makes me wish I had a basketball net.

Activate in Mississauga, ON

  • Went to the Asian Night Market in Mississauga with Harmeet and we got the cold noodles, which were spicy/great. Afterward we went to the Mexican restaurant in the food hall section of Square One (La Carnita) and had such a terrible experience. The short ribs we ordered were awful and our waiter absolutely hated us. And then we went next door to Farzi Cafe, where the drinks were fine but insanely overpriced. What the hell is going on at Square One?

  • I finally got Baby Dog in a kiddie pool and she could actually doggy paddle. It was the cutest thing anyone has ever seen.

  • I just learned about the ready-made sandwiches at Lazar Bakery in Mississauga and my lunches will never be the same again.

  • The foam soaps are the main reason I go to Bath & Body Works, but their bar soaps last such a long time. If you live in the United States then you should definitely get their app - they give you at least one free item every few weeks.

  • Baskin-Robbins rainbow sherbert continues to solve all.

Rainbow sherbert for life

  • I know it’s early, but the pumpkin pie M&Ms are outrageously good.

Pumpkin pie M&Ms

  • Some things I watched:

    • The Bear (season three): Cons first. Okay, I hated the first episode but it’s the weakest one of the whole season. Some of the dialogue is so badly written, it’s hard to watch sometimes. Why the hell was John Cena in it? He isn’t a good actor, let’s cut the shit. Now pros. Ebon is flawless. The Napkins episode was so well written. Jon Bernthal is such a great actor. The Al-Anon support group scene was so good. My jaw dropped at Josh Hartnett making an appearance, I’ll continue to love his renaissance. And I know I’ve complained about the overacting of Jamie Lee Curtis from last season, but I thought the birth episode was the best one of the entire season. That whole episode just captured mothers and daughters so well and how we see that our mothers fail us so much because our expectations of them are too insanely high so when they fall flat of those expectations, how crushing it can be to realize that they’re just human. That episode alone is why I’ll keep watching the show. I do think that a lot can be done towards the development of characters so that we have the time to care about them in the ways that the writers want us to, but there are these pocket episodes that are just so alarmingly true and good. It’s a fantastic show with absolute faults, but the reviews of this season were way too harsh.

    • All of the Naked Gun movies (rewatch): Okay these movies really hold up well. It was too much fun to watch them with the kids who actually really laughed and enjoyed them too. Romeo even referenced one scene weeks later to laugh about it, my heart swelled to say the least.

    • Blowout: It started out interesting and then took a sharp turn, hard pass.

    • Sabrina (rewatch): I was on a Harrison Ford kick and would’ve settled for anything, so this was nice to see again.

    • Twisters (theatres): I really wanted to hate it, but it was a party.

    • Creep (rewatch): Still great!

    • Mulan (live action): Rome insisted on us watching this and it wasn’t bad! I’m pretty anti-live-action, but this was surprisingly good.

    • I Know What You Did Last Summer (rewatch): Love a summer horror movie. There needs to be more seasonal horror movies.

    • The Craft (rewatch): I always forget how much I hate the bug stuff at the end, but it’s still a solid 90s movie.

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: my dear friend Marla is coming to visit (!), cannot wait to see Trap next week, I’m keeping my eye out for any corn based seasonal dishes at the restaurants I love and I can’t wait to start preparations on this year’s costume…

Baby Dog in my baby blanket

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in June over here.

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August 1, 2024

The Best Tweets of July 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


There are angels who walk among us.

Nicky Crawford is one of them.

He’s retired. From Atlanta. And he just opened a mobile laundry bus for unhoused people.

“God has blessed me so much, I knew this is what I was supposed to be doing.” pic.twitter.com/3s1RqQJwQ6

— Leah Goodridge (@leahfrombklyn) July 2, 2024

You know what? Good for her. pic.twitter.com/NxGuoVmo0c

— Lane Moore is ON TOUR🩻🔮🍉 (@hellolanemoore) July 3, 2024

This is killing me. No one in particular. Just somebody. Anybody. Popcorn vendor in section 237? Get him out. Set the tone. Salvage the season. pic.twitter.com/wbesdgaNc4

— Céad Míle Fáilte (@ColeyMick) July 6, 2024

oh yeah :) pic.twitter.com/UycrHDvdjo

— birdget (@wormtownusa) July 7, 2024

When you set boundaries AND enforce them pic.twitter.com/ohm4IR0jdM

— teo (@snoopypoop7) July 14, 2024

pierce brosnan is eating so bad im sorry to these men out there but you got nothing on him my god pic.twitter.com/eECiZ0fkZw

— amy (@scullysfoxes) July 14, 2024

no matter how many times i read this it makes me laugh pic.twitter.com/0J3B0qrvXL

— zife ☻ comms open! (@screwbra1n) July 15, 2024

my favorite quote ever https://t.co/SD9roDmkRa pic.twitter.com/oIYtyBBt6p

— siobhán (@shivvstheworld) July 19, 2024

Go white girl go https://t.co/61HgjRb2eS

— boy (@haterperson6714) July 20, 2024

I will literally never forget being in that packed theater with every single person wearing pink. What a moment https://t.co/n2lioX0i36

— Nick (@aftersunfilm) July 20, 2024

This Brazilian fan really made me laugh. pic.twitter.com/Ux4mchUdTQ

— M. Night Shyamalan (@MNightShyamalan) July 21, 2024

Little mama would definitely survive a horror movie 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/TCX38nByP8

— Brisket Back Bish (@AshleyShyMiller) July 24, 2024

Will now vote for her twice. pic.twitter.com/erQcAM3rr0

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) July 27, 2024

she should’ve been at the club pic.twitter.com/S5cSMQvLJG

— lauren (@gilmxres) July 29, 2024

finding out pinterest tells everyone they have a good taste pic.twitter.com/DPztbbREDb

— jay;🤺 (@fckitsjay) July 30, 2024

The best tweets of June can be found over here.

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July 21, 2024

Best Summer Tweets

by Liz Heather in Links


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July 3, 2024

June Jaunts 2024

by Liz Heather in Best of NYC, Family, Food, Links, Movies, Personal, Products, Quotes, Recipes


“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Truly a great June. I haven’t eaten as many strawberries as I’d have hoped, so I need to make that happen. Other than that, I might actually be excited about summer? Here’s what went down last month:

  • The best tweets of the month can be seen over here.

  • I started up my Summer Saturdays series again!

  • I finally made my way to Smorgasburg in the city.

  • I recapped how my spring list went.

  • Made this year’s new summer list of things I want to do.

  • I went to visit my parents to celebrate my dad’s 101st birthday (!), which was so great. Always love a spring visit.

Dad’s 101st birthday

Nathan mowing my parent’s backyard

Rome strugglin’

  • Ate an incredible conch salad from this Bahamian place Old Nassau in Toronto. My parents loved the conch fritters, too.

  • Went to Corleone’s in Mississauga for a quick lunch and got the junior meatball. Nothing spectacular but decent.

  • My oldest niece Tianna graduated from teacher’s college!! Beyond proud of this beauty.

My baby!

  • And speaking of Tianna, look at this gorgeous card she drew (below). How on earth did I not know she had this talent?? Really blows my mind (in a good way) when there are still new things to learn about the people who make up the fabric of your life.

Drawn by Tianna

  • Got dinner at Golden Diner and my god, those pancakes aren’t messing around. And that’s coming from a person who absolutely never orders/eats/likes/tolerates pancakes. They also had incredibly crispy home fries, and even the caesar salad was good if not a little too overdressed. Definitely skip the chicken katsu, though.

Pancakes at Golden Diner, NYC

Caesar salad at Golden Diner, NYC

  • I’ll never stop loving dingy carnivals, you know the ones I mean. Where everything it set up overnight. I’m not sure if I had ever rode the Superman ride but it fully rocked my core. (Here’s a great (updated often) list of carnivals in the NYC area.)

Casey at a Queens carnival

  • I watched the new Jiminy Glick clips and when he asked Nick Kroll where he was when “Queen Latifah’s show got cancelled” I fully lost it. So damn funny.

  • Found a lovely little bar inside Hotel Rivington with a $10 cocktail happy hour. Absolutely will return.

  • I promise to stop mentioning it soon (not yet), but I can’t describe how much I love the Scrubbing Bubbles Bleach Cleaner for bathrooms. It makes my life so much easier. (Don’t feel sadness for me for that last sentence, it truly brings me joy!)

  • I made this lemon cake and it sucked! Do you know how depressing it is to make a lackluster baked good? So unbelievably disappointing.

  • My summer go-to dessert recipe? The Magnolia Bakery banana pudding. Gotta remember to double up on the Nilla wafers next time.

Homemade Magnolia Bakery banana pudding

  • The best cubano sandwich ever is at La Cubana in Toronto. I’ll forever love that neighborhood (Roncesvalles).

  • My dear friend Richard made me (a Reno specialty?) spaghetti salad and fruit pizza and both were too good. Nobody cooks for their friends anymore! Can we please bring this back?!

Fruit pizza

Spaghetti salad

Me with Richard & Paul’s dog, Hatcher and their insane view

  • Finally learned how to cook perfect bacon in the oven.

  • Really liked this steak marinade.

  • I read and reviewed Priscilla Presley’s book.

  • Cannot express how glad I am that I took some of the kids to the Ontario Science Center recently. It’s horrifying to think that it might not be there anymore. So many memories in that place.

Rome at the Ontario Science Center

They don’t look thrilled BUT THEY WERE

  • Visited Shukette again and it remains amazing. The only bad thing we ordered were the squash blossoms (they just weren’t crispy and the batter tasted old), but bury me in the toum (whipped garlic).

Whipped garlic (toum) at Shukette, NYC

Strawberry labneh at Shukette, NYC

  • Went to Ray’s Candy Store in the East Village and got an Obama coffee with vanilla ice cream. Fully recommend.

Inside Ray’s Candy Store, NYC

  • Got the tres leche ice cream at Bad Habit (which closes for good later this month) and it’s so smart that they sell freezer transport bags (why don’t all ice cream places do this?).

Tres leche at Bad Habit, NYC

  • Two things I can’t stop making:

    • Hummus Dip: To store-bought hummus, I add chopped red onion, cucumbers, feta and tomatoes. It’s unreal. It’d also be good as a spread on a sandwich.

    • Tuna Salad: To canned tuna, I mix in red onion, dijon, a small amount of mayo, grated garlic, sliced pickles, salt and pepper. Then I put it on top of a bun that’s been toasted with garlic butter and then broiled with cheddar on top. Phenomenal.

  • Some things I watched:

    • What Jennifer Did: Jesus! How did I not hear about this awful story?

    • I Saw The TV Glow: wow, did I hate it. Especially since the reviews made it seem incredible.

    • Meg 2: The Trench: couldn’t get through more than half an hour, just an abomination.

    • The Cannonball Run 1 & 2: I watched these movies over and over as a kid and I was feeling nostalgic this week so I put them on and OH MY GOD I finally figured out why I’m obsessed with finding the right zippered jumpsuit. (See the scene below.)

  • A gentle reminder: your beach body is already here.

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: I can’t wait to finally go lane swimming I feel like I’ve been talking about this for months I’m so sorry if you’ve heard me say it a million times, the cheeseburger dumplings have returned to Mimi Cheng’s so that’s definitely on the list, I can’t wait to see my family a ton next week when I visit again, I’ll probably watch at least a few of these summer classics and these summer vacations movies, Nathan has some crazy big news later this month that I’m so proud of and I’d really love to finally get Baby Dog in a kiddie pool to see how she likes the water.

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in May over here.

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July 1, 2024

The Best Tweets of June 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


I do not want a 9 to 5. I want to be mouse royalty with a berry for a crown pic.twitter.com/H80fI24mAo

— 𓍊˖ ࣪⊹ (@GOBLINC0RE) June 2, 2024

barbie summer was a different type of era . you just had to be there https://t.co/rRBQiFrC3E

— lissy (@kenerqy) June 5, 2024

pic.twitter.com/z6cgIbgv40

— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) June 6, 2024

give me back my goddamn dvd player!!!!! https://t.co/A1ZgGWKrKC

— archivist barbie 💌 (@daiquiriheiress) June 11, 2024

My friend requested fried chicken Caesar salad on garlic bread for her birthday dinner, so that’s what I made. Maybe one of the top ten things I’ve ever eaten pic.twitter.com/nymo79K2n7

— ava 🇵🇸 (@wownicebuttdude) June 12, 2024

Kurt Russell's moment of realization just makes my stomach drop every time I watch Breakdown pic.twitter.com/gt9Fve1M6g

— Stephen Ford (@StephenSeanFord) June 12, 2024

Kitten's third day at his new home, and he chose the dog as his best friend..🐶🐾🐈❤️ pic.twitter.com/ggOIOKjMJ9

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 13, 2024

pic.twitter.com/er934MKnhE

— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) June 13, 2024

Every night he gives her a hug before going to his bed to go to sleep... pic.twitter.com/vdEChlBumZ

— B&S (@_B___S) June 13, 2024

came out of a movie to the coolest sky i’ve ever seen, this is what life is all about baby pic.twitter.com/vnMbc8ouEE

— first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) June 14, 2024

I am screaming! pic.twitter.com/pwILMP1Ju8

— Skin Care Bully (@SkinCareBully) June 14, 2024

pic.twitter.com/729XyRXuTX

— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) June 14, 2024

he needs to know if his nap is going be interrupted by thunderstorms https://t.co/NJWji5IrSG

— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) June 15, 2024

looking dead at the camera too… my bitch don’t give one single fuck https://t.co/Lt3EGK9chg

— angel (@lustfund) June 15, 2024

this dress is too pretty for 2024. this dress should be among oil paintings and victorian era accoutrement, this dress should never be in a room where it could risk hearing the words “DJ KHALID” https://t.co/8wPr41TNJw

— ashley ray🍦stream ice cream money (@theashleyray) June 16, 2024

I’m gonna need every future award winner to take notes from Jonathan Groff’s Tonys speech, because damnnnnnn#TonyAwards pic.twitter.com/7ZtOgfL5iq

— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) June 17, 2024

pic.twitter.com/ywBVRlmZhu

— Alma (@glumirror) June 17, 2024

https://t.co/zPbYYriQRa pic.twitter.com/sNXb6Zb0jN

— Cody (@AltHistCody) June 17, 2024

People be having eating disorders and call it everything BUT that https://t.co/SWUNSVq859

— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) June 17, 2024

pic.twitter.com/scbgAQezbR

— 🍂 (@Lovandfear) June 18, 2024

Here’s Bill Hader telling the story of his encounter with Schwarzenegger that I posted earlier.
Bang on impression. pic.twitter.com/41VcFplcTb

— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) June 19, 2024

there are so many things about carrie that i find abhorrent but her unflappable sense of whimsy is not one of them. i love a person who experiences life so loudly and earnestly. is it cool to act like this? no. but there's nothing so uncool to me as apathy. https://t.co/A9Dj26xp6O

— prozac & cody 🖤🐉 (@kakicp) June 19, 2024

this is one of the inciting incidents for how you get to the Island from LOST https://t.co/h5BW1jWx2I

— Blake ™ (@NeilNevins) June 19, 2024

I think my aunt won best photo award of graduation weekend pic.twitter.com/7ERJGx2EFE

— It’s Doctor, actually (@TrackCityChick) June 19, 2024

the way it waves in and out is so beautiful https://t.co/lw3igbMPMS

— internet user (@elysianenchant) June 20, 2024

It's one of the rare moments during the collapse of an iceberg when you can see the dark blue color at its base. pic.twitter.com/zDCeer9lnD

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 20, 2024

We need to riot. https://t.co/7SW8Mf0m9y

— Blast Professing (@gaymerherb) June 20, 2024

pic.twitter.com/1O2JDeKfKa

— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) June 21, 2024

the fact that this was actually part of the scream 5 marketing in australia😭 https://t.co/eBXKixH6tX pic.twitter.com/JyCHjNRiSZ

— amber🍉 (@djamesse_) June 21, 2024

The plot twist at the end😭 pic.twitter.com/KLfqPW8YNR

— FadeHubb (@FadeHubb) June 22, 2024

Imagine being so hated that Twitter gets together to defend a cop pic.twitter.com/joisT6rIm2

— Scam Asbaldie needs to shut the f*ck up (@B54237602B) June 23, 2024

pic.twitter.com/Vz9sjn7iLi

— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) June 23, 2024

Back to the future. pic.twitter.com/m7lU2klTBk

— Dr. William J. Ripple (@WilliamJRipple) June 24, 2024

I can't stop thinking about this @poetalicewhite poem pic.twitter.com/ctuS1Dv6lM

— Regina Rosenfeld (@ReginaRosenfeld) June 24, 2024

One of the best press tours in Hollywood history https://t.co/YP02XikMYH

— mal ✰ (@houseofphoton) June 24, 2024

When I lose 2-4 followers on Instagram every time I post pic.twitter.com/Xxz3uprHnY

— ana (@soundofsiIver) June 25, 2024

What inspires my lifestyle… pic.twitter.com/l8fId7JQVl

— 5🌟for #CU (@AuthorTiaLove) June 25, 2024

when a new show I’m watching starts getting a little homoerotic pic.twitter.com/Ke0s1Xp1iR

— alex 💭 ⁷ (@nothnghppens) June 27, 2024

The best tweets of May can be found over here.

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June 13, 2024

May Musings 2024

by Liz Heather in Best of NYC, Food, Links, Movies, Personal, Recipes


Baby Dog in Canada, May 2024

Baby Dog in Canada, May 2024

It has officially been six years of doing these monthly roundup posts since I started them in May of 2018. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE. If there’s a lesson here, it’s that change is truly possible. I never would’ve thought I’d be doing these consistently for that long, so that’s wild to me. Thank you to anyone and everyone who has ever even read one. Here’s what went down in May!

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  • The best tweets of the month are over here.

  • I reviewed the hip hop jewelry exhibit at the Natural History Museum.

  • I saw the new rooftop installation at The Met.

  • Vulture wrote about Nathan’s special twice this month and I couldn’t be prouder.

  • The New York Times also loved Nathan’s newest special Down With Tech!

  • I made this one pan pepper steak with added mushrooms that I will absolutely do again.

  • My favourite Met gala looks:

The hair, the makeup, the dress = all of it is perfection, she just needs to leave Justin to fully become perfect in this moment

The back of Mindy Kaling’s dress is HIGH ART

  • The author of my favourite book, Paul Auster, passed away so I think a re-reading of Mr. Vertigo is in order soon.

  • I visited the newly opened Paramount Theatre in Brooklyn to see Belle & Sebastian (they were great) and what a beautiful venue.

God, this was a fun night

  • I tried cottage cheese for the first time and it wasn’t terrible! I still say that “cottage cheese” is the most disgusting thing it could have been named, though. I made this fake chocolate mousse with it and Nathan ate every last bite. I also made a fake “ice cream” with cottage cheese + frozen blueberries that was actually good. I won’t pretend to tell you it tasted like real ice cream, but it was surprisingly edible.

Cottage cheese + frozen blueberry ice cream that’s not actually ice cream, I can’t lie to you

  • We had a huge Baby Dog scare where she tore a ligament in her leg and our vet was an absolute nightmare with prescribing her these insanely strong pills that made our lives a living hell for a week. Thankfully she’s back to normal and better than ever. We also started her on these cataract eye drops that may actually help her sight, will report back on these in a few more weeks.

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  • I tried the new chickpea pasta from Trader Joe’s and I like it better than Banza (it’s cheaper, too). Also tried their new, incredible honeycomb candy.

Chocolate covered toffee is the answer

  • Love this essay by Glynnis MacNicol and I can’t wait to read her upcoming memoir entitled I’m Mostly Here to Enjoy Myself.

  • Embarrassed to say how much I love the Shake Shack lettuce wrap.

Shake Shack for life.

  • The white chocolate macadamia cream at Starbucks is a problem. I’m really in the macadamia era of my life. No one tells you that your late-30s era is intensely boring?

  • There’s nothing sadder than disappointing soft serve. Marvel: do better.

Even the sprinkles look sad.

  • Truly in love with the shortbread foam hand soap from Bath & Body Works. (Don’t forget their annual sale is going on right now.)

Unreal.

  • Loving the entire ButterBliss line at Target. How is it so damn soft??

  • Tried the new sandwich place Nomad, which is incredible. Took me 39 years to understand that I truly love coleslaw. Again, terrible name choice. Beginning to learn that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover? What a concept?

Burrata sandwich, Nomad

Chicken katsu sandwich, Nomad

  • Quick note: if you ever shop in store at Staples, you should really look up their online prices vs. the in-store price when you’re there. The in-store price is almost always wildly more expensive than the same item listed online and if you show the cashier when you’re checking out - they’ll price match it for the lower price.

  • So I was on a morning walk and I found a lost cat! It was wild and the owners were so sweet about it.

  • Saw Mary Jane with Rachel McAdams on Broadway with Nathan and it was great.

Mary Jane on Broadway, NYC

  • There is an exhibit of old literary posters right now at The Met that is absolutely beautiful.

The Met, May 2024

The Met, May 2024

The Met, May 2024

The Met, May 2024

  • The latkes at Modern Bread and Bagel remain the best in NYC.

Latkes from heaven, Upper West Side

  • Got the new summer scents from Mrs. Meyers and they. are. incredible.

Seasonally scented cleaning products? FUCK ME UP

  • Took Baby Dog to Central Park and she loved it, even if you can’t tell by this forcibly posed photograph.

Baby Dog in Central Park, May 2024

  • I love a street fair because you’ll always find something unique. Creepy-faced magnets? Forever yes.

Street fair magnets

  • Completely forgot about my love for rainbow sherbert.

Rainbow sherbert >>

  • Some things I watched:

    • The Idea of You (Amazon Prime): low maintenance and intensely watchable. The line, “People hate happy women” PERFECT. And Michael Showalter directed it?? What the hell? That’s great.

    • How Stella Got Her Groove Back: it’s pretty gross that the main love interest is a 20 year old boy. And the real life story that it’s based on is AWFUL (spoiler alert: he was actually gay and married her for a green card!!).

    • Under The Tuscan Sun: still great.

    • Twister (the Helen Hunt one): such a great movie. There’s really no need for the remake. Best part? The sheer amount of twisters in the movie. That may seem like a dumb observation, but it really isn’t. It’s just so fast-paced and there’s basically another twister every ten minutes or so.

    • Dream Scenerio: good! Some of the abuse scenes are hard to sit through, but as a whole a really good movie.

    • The Danny Meyer episode of Ina Garten’s show: I was not aware that he basically invented eating at the bar instead of at a table in a restaurant (was also not aware that it needed to be invented??) and I must make the pasta (orecchiette with broccoli rabe and sausage) that he made for Ina in that episode.

    • Emily in Paris (season two): can you tell how desperate I am in finding new shows to watch? It’s not a good show. I hate all the singing, I had to fast-forward those scenes. But I did love these pink shoes.

Bury me in these pink boots

Some things I’m looking forward to this month: finishing off some final spring activities, writing my summer list, I need to dry clean and officially pack away my winter coats, I’ll start doing my Summer Saturdays weekly series again, excited for the new season of The Bear at the end of the month and I’d love to find some new strawberry recipes to make the most of the season.

If you’ve got any interest in reading last month’s roundup, you can see what went down in April over here.

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May 31, 2024

The Best Tweets of May 2024

by Liz Heather in Links


The little beans in the air 😭 pic.twitter.com/9C8h1Jk8oD

— Tweets of Cats (@PostsOfCats) May 2, 2024

Rappers across America waking up to the reality that parental negligence can be used against them in a rap battle pic.twitter.com/mOdtbew9V4

— Hi I’m Solomon (@solomonmissouri) May 4, 2024

It is 2001. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is ugly. It is 2006. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is fat. It is 2024. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is old. pic.twitter.com/nKpchga5iv

— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) May 7, 2024

being sensitive and a little slow is funny because not only did I misinterpret what you said it also hurt my feelings

— ♆ (@planetmari_) May 9, 2024

The busy world of RFK Jr. #BrainWorms pic.twitter.com/OgmR6oGXXl

— Lukey McGarry (@lukeymcgarry) May 9, 2024

I can't help but think about this from the bee's perspective. Imagine hobbling away from a permanently crippling injury, wandering a figurative desert chasing illusory food, and then having a paradise built around you for you to live out the rest of your days. https://t.co/ixBR2sGzCT

— SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️ (@TheBustyCryptid) May 10, 2024

Useful tip
pic.twitter.com/mORkCiOMNU

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) May 12, 2024

Absolutely losing it over the third bird trying to pretend like it isn't eavesdropping. https://t.co/UjABVTWHdn

— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) May 14, 2024

One of the best films of the year https://t.co/BZeV3eVJcJ

— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) May 16, 2024

bitch calm down????? https://t.co/H2XysuprIW

— 𝓐. (@theLibra__) May 16, 2024

https://t.co/nneq97ycQL pic.twitter.com/PP3CkLujjG

— Callum (@C14OConnor) May 17, 2024

Thank you for reminding me of this incredible TikTok https://t.co/mMcdrdOoYU pic.twitter.com/v4a4A02mEU

— iris 🇵🇸 (@pepsicobosnia) May 17, 2024

I don’t advise going second-hand book shopping unless you’re prepared to find an old poetry book mysteriously addressed to you by someone who lived a century ago. Definitely don’t read the handwritten dedication that says, ‘I hope I get to love you in the next life, too.’ https://t.co/KFt5mj9kZL

— fran (@galacticidiots) May 17, 2024

Can I give some advice for new-ish parents? One day, when your kids are young, choose one random day when you are not planning anything special and take pictures from the moment you get up to the moment you go to sleep. We did it. We chose a rainy Saturday in Feb 2017 when I…

— Jill Foster (@JournalistJill) May 17, 2024

https://t.co/EiBtVXzyRL pic.twitter.com/YZz4LALV9s

— jiya🍉 (@kafkaesthete) May 17, 2024

what I mean when I say “I needed this” after hanging out with the besties, btw pic.twitter.com/iOxRI80puY

— claire rowden (@clx1re) May 18, 2024

Every so often I think about the fact that Gomez is so deeply in love with Morticia because the Addams were supposed to be the opposite of the average American family https://t.co/UgV8Mcoa40

— Wakandantechsupport (@SkylerB97) May 18, 2024

why do you think you’ll always see them later https://t.co/XGHTBaYUUC

— Luka Donthičć (@landahoy14) May 21, 2024

Eclipse. Northern Lights. Meteor. And the planets fucking align.

People a thousand years ago would've been going nuts https://t.co/37JI7HKZmL

— Cody (@AltHistCody) May 22, 2024

This is how I look when someone asks me a question I wasn’t prepared for pic.twitter.com/Qx1FI05qhw

— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) May 22, 2024

https://t.co/CDgdRwEpj9 pic.twitter.com/gCkVZf9iuR

— VOIDFILL🕳️ (@SOPROSOCIAL) May 26, 2024

Random dm guy kinda cooked with this one pic.twitter.com/O5ZcOmAzcg

— meg “Yooper” bitchell (@MeganBitchell) May 28, 2024

This one is load-bearing to me https://t.co/bcGkRRWqj5 pic.twitter.com/lS8W5LU9PL

— Cape Ann, bottom shelf (@_JiggityJohnson) May 27, 2024

You know it's summer when this is how you sleep under the sheet pic.twitter.com/vjucyLiud3

— Mark Sundstrom (@106th) May 28, 2024

i see the worm's at the wheel again https://t.co/nGzh1uAmqP pic.twitter.com/yNlo7duEhn

— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) May 28, 2024

GUILTY IS GOOD, RIGHT? pic.twitter.com/kcIEwEKUjd

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 30, 2024

This. Is. Awesome.
pic.twitter.com/L0rrZBmUDE

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) May 30, 2024

I'm losing my fucking mind https://t.co/K71i0ImCyQ pic.twitter.com/82q7dF2FmA

— Future Biopic (@_bella_baxter) June 1, 2024

The best tweets of April can be found over here.

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