— Lane Moore is ON TOUR🩻🔮🍉 (@hellolanemoore) July 3, 2024
This is killing me. No one in particular. Just somebody. Anybody. Popcorn vendor in section 237? Get him out. Set the tone. Salvage the season. pic.twitter.com/wbesdgaNc4
— archivist barbie 💌 (@daiquiriheiress) June 11, 2024
My friend requested fried chicken Caesar salad on garlic bread for her birthday dinner, so that’s what I made. Maybe one of the top ten things I’ve ever eaten pic.twitter.com/nymo79K2n7
this dress is too pretty for 2024. this dress should be among oil paintings and victorian era accoutrement, this dress should never be in a room where it could risk hearing the words “DJ KHALID” https://t.co/8wPr41TNJw
— ashley ray🍦stream ice cream money (@theashleyray) June 16, 2024
there are so many things about carrie that i find abhorrent but her unflappable sense of whimsy is not one of them. i love a person who experiences life so loudly and earnestly. is it cool to act like this? no. but there's nothing so uncool to me as apathy. https://t.co/A9Dj26xp6O
It is 2001. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is ugly. It is 2006. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is fat. It is 2024. Hollywood is trying to convince you Anne Hathaway is old. pic.twitter.com/nKpchga5iv
— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) May 7, 2024
being sensitive and a little slow is funny because not only did I misinterpret what you said it also hurt my feelings
I can't help but think about this from the bee's perspective. Imagine hobbling away from a permanently crippling injury, wandering a figurative desert chasing illusory food, and then having a paradise built around you for you to live out the rest of your days. https://t.co/ixBR2sGzCT
— SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️⚧️ (@TheBustyCryptid) May 10, 2024
I don’t advise going second-hand book shopping unless you’re prepared to find an old poetry book mysteriously addressed to you by someone who lived a century ago. Definitely don’t read the handwritten dedication that says, ‘I hope I get to love you in the next life, too.’ https://t.co/KFt5mj9kZL
Can I give some advice for new-ish parents? One day, when your kids are young, choose one random day when you are not planning anything special and take pictures from the moment you get up to the moment you go to sleep. We did it. We chose a rainy Saturday in Feb 2017 when I…
Every so often I think about the fact that Gomez is so deeply in love with Morticia because the Addams were supposed to be the opposite of the average American family https://t.co/UgV8Mcoa40
"Well Holy S***, I'm doing this 25-years and no one's ever asked me that.
Loved this part of my conversation with Colin Farrell.
What is the movie you've seen the most in your life? And do you agree or disagree with ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD being Tarantino's best film? pic.twitter.com/khmDFa001Y
I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…
I love that Conan O'Brien is getting essentially eulogised when all he did was appear on Hot Ones.
It's completely justified - he is fucking incredible. Here's Harrison Ford actually having fun during a media interview and it's entirely down to Conan being great. pic.twitter.com/ERQ7m9jWej
publicly announcing a breakup (with a fictional character) on live television saying he won’t talk abt it (and then immediately proceeding to talk abt it) . there is no more ryan gosling that’s just ken pic.twitter.com/cehIjwl3RA
Here's your annual reminder the train and bus from the crash sequence in "The Fugitive" are still rusting away in rural Dillsboro, NC. I made the pilgrimage there a few years ago. 🎬📷🚆🚌 pic.twitter.com/CEmFNLzVMW
There are only three good men. Dave grohl is one. Tony hawk is another. The third I'm gonna find on bumble one of these days!!!!!!! https://t.co/8TEJzDhfTv
Many of you don’t understand that body positivity became a thing because in the 2000s you were considered disgustingly fat if you looked like this pic.twitter.com/2d1x8ByJSI
Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!”
You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song. pic.twitter.com/yhlpS4AdTv
sorry for being nostalgia baited but it was kind of nice where the internet was a single, solitary, unmoving place instead of a terror that extends to everywhere. you went to this specific spot to go to the internet. when you left the spot, you left the internet. it was a place https://t.co/CykSmj3qlw
Can we talk about how brilliant Laurie Metcalf is for a moment?! Hands down, this is one of the greatest line deliveries in the history of television. pic.twitter.com/YvhbGH89NZ
since the beginning of time, since the first little girl ever existed, there have always been dolls. but the dolls were always and forever baby dolls, until… pic.twitter.com/Ui2AswCVWr
