2015 Resolutions

by Liz Heather in


It's a known fact that I love resolutions, so here are the ones I've made for the new year.

  1. Read at least two books a season.

  2. Try two things off of Pinterest a month.

    • Why? 'Cause it isn't enough to just pin something and then move on with life. Try those damn pins!

  3. Apply to work stuff at least ten times a month.

    • Must remember to write this above my desk at home. 

  4. Volunteer at least once a month.

    • So easy to do. Everyone should be doing this one.

  5. Do pilates at least five times a month.

    • Oh hell yeah, this is going to happen. I'm going to crush last year's 37%.

  6. Juice at least ten times a month.

    • This might be hard to achieve, but I've been getting more variety with the vegetables/fruits I've been using, which has made the whole process much more exciting. Beet juice is way tastier than it sounds, I swear.

  7. Stop falling into the Instagram butt trap.

    • Okay, do you know what I mean? Do you ever look at the random photos suggested for you on Instagram? Well, there are a lot of ass photos in my feed. And yeah, once in awhile, they're nice to see. But sometimes, you fall in to the ass trap and peruse these photos for way too long (anything longer than a minute is too long). I'm not a 13 year old boy, so I shouldn't be doing this. It makes me criticize myself for a little while afterward - and that feels awful since I'm a huge fan of my body. Anyway, I need to curb this habit. It helps no one.

That's the list. I highly encourage you to make one as well. They're not stupid. We all could be trying a little harder at something.

(And don't forget to get all this stuff done today, too.)

(UPDATE: To see how these resolutions went, come on over here.)


2014 Resolutions Revisited

by Liz Heather in


I'm a big fan of resolutions. New Years ones. Birthday ones. I think I just love any type of list. And it's extremely hard to keep your New Year's resolutions, yes. But I think the real problem is that we're not making the right resolutions. In order to avoid the cliched and terrible resolutions we've all heard a billion times, I think the secret of making good resolutions is to make ones that don't automatically set you up for failure. Example: Vowing to "Go to yoga more" is a lot less daunting of a resolution than promising to "Go to yoga two times a week." Does that make sense? Another tip? Don't make monthly goals, make seasonal goals. Four seasons sounds a lot roomier and more relaxed than twelve months do in my mind, but maybe that's just me. 

In any case, I try to come up with good resolutions and here are what my 2014 ones were, if you were interested.

  1. Check Facebook only once a day and take Sundays off.

    • Did this happen? Not even close. But I definitely went on it way less than in 2013. This is where I learned that I shouldn't be so restrictive since I'll be less successful in the long-run if I have ridiculous expectations.

  2. Watch at least three documentaries a month.

    • This resolution might make me sound like a loser who yearns to be cooler by being more into documentaries and that's exactly right. I did it and yet I'm not cooler than you somehow.

  3. Read at least two books a season.

    • Did it! Yeah!

  4. Try two things off Pinterest a season.

    • Did it! Gonna do it again.

  5. Apply for editor jobs at least five times a week.

    • Hahahah, didn't even remember this was on the list. Tip #2: Don't make long resolution lists.

  6. Volunteer at least once a month.

    • Did it only for the first seven months. Fuck.

  7. Do pilates at least five times a month.

    • Did this every month with the exception of stupid September. Goddam you September.

  8. Juice at least four times a week.

    • Nope! Nowhere NEAR that many times. This one was way too lofty. Gotta aim lower for next year.

  9. Never Google Kim Kardashian again.

    • COMPLETED! And this one felt good. I used to Google her a lot in 2013 to see her different outfits and pretty face and body and etc., but it was harming me more than helping me so I wanted to stop and I did.

  10. Stop reading The Frisky.

    • This was a hard one, but I accomplished it. Maybe it doesn't seem difficult to you to stop reading something, but it was. I used to go on that site maybe twice a day, every day. And then somewhere along the way it became way less about women-centered topics and interesting articles to focussing more on pregnant celebrities and top ten worst dressed lists. I had to stop.

As you can see, I wasn't entirely successful - but the things that did happen? I'm pretty proud of those. I also wrote down every day that I either went to the gym or went to pilates last year and figured out that I went 137 days out of 365. That's 37.5% of an entire year that I was at the gym. Do you know how insane that is considering I hadn't given a fuck about exercise for, oh, say 27 years? 37.5%! I think that's incredible. And obviously I'm not saying that everyone needs to go to a gym, but, like, that's insane for me and makes me crazy happy to accomplish something so (typically speaking) out of character.

I'm still thinking of some new ones for 2015, so when I do there will be a post about that in a few days. This was an especially self-indulgent post AND I'M NOT SORRY!


Holiday Nails

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My rule about nail art? It can be great, as long as it's not aggressive. And by that I mean that only one nail on each hand should have said art. Otherwise it's way too distracting. So this week, I decided to give this pin (below) a try.

Pinterest nails

And here's how mine turned out.

My nails

Pretty good, yeah? One tip: if you do give this a try, put that white coat on and then let it dry for at least eight hours before you add the overtop coat with tape. 

It's pretty shocking how easy this was to do considering how many bad pins there are to try on Pinterest.


Christmas Lights On A Mirror

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As the world knows, I've already started decorating for the holidays. The best part of the decorations? The indoor Christmas lights. Now, don't get me wrong. I love me some outdoor Christmas lights, but the thing is: we rent. A basement. So we don't exactly have the right (nor ladder-possessing ability) to hang any such "holiday" lights outside our home. Thankfully the indoor lights satiate my holiday urges. The great thing about these lights is that you can put them up anywhere (ie. everywhere).

I saw this photo (below) on Pinterest months ago and it still looms in my memory.

Photo Credit: They All Hate Us

So I had to do this (below) in my bedroom.

I swear it looks prettier in person.

I know it's not exactly as nice as the previous one, but man do I love it. I think I may even keep them up long after Christmas. I feel like it gives it that vanity mirror effect, but for your whole body. Yep, that's decided. I'm keeping it. CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!


Another Pinterest Pin That Blows

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Have you seen the one for an at-home lip scrub/exfoliator? There are a lot of different ones, but I tried the honey and sugar one. Verdict? Absolute trash. I can understand how in theory these might go together to work towards a softer lip, but not so. Once you wash it all off, you're left with really tight feeling lips, I had to put some Soft Lips on immediately. 

And when there are actual good and inexpensive lip exfoliators available, there's no need for this homemade recipe at all. 

BONUS TIP: Sometimes I'll try out a pin on Pinterest, hate it and then forget I tried it already and try it again in a few months (I'm not the smartest...?). One way to curb this habit is to keep a Pinterest board solely for things you've tried and hated (and if you think that's too mean, then keep it as one of your private boards so only you can see it).

You can find more pins that you should stay away from over here and here


Two Pinterest Pins That Blow Hard

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As I've mentioned before, one of my resolutions this year is to actually try the pins that I pin on Pinterest (I don't aim quite too high with my resolutions, you see) - and I vow to report on all of them, if worthy. Especially the pins that have been passed around way too many times AND ARE COMPLETE GARBAGE. No one ever talks about the garbage things they've made from Pinterest. It's weird. Anyway, please stay away from:

1. Skinny Peanut Butter Cups

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These look amazing, right? Of course they do, that's why I wanted to make them. However, THEY ARE POWDERY-TASTING PIECES OF HELL. Do not try them, do not pin them. Or, you know, go ahead and try them and see for yourself, I'm not your mother. I consider myself a human who understands the delicate complexities of what a delicious peanut butter cup should taste like, and this skinny weirdo tastes nothing of the sort. Don't be fooled by the beautiful photography. It tasted horrendous. 

2. Chocolate-Banana "Ice Cream"

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I don't know how on earth someone tried to classify this substance as "ice cream." Even in quotations. You can't just plop some cocoa powder in something and VOILA it's suddenly a fucking chocolatey dream. That's not how it works, internet. Adding this cocoa powder ruined what could have been a delightful banana treat. The weird powdery feeling is still lingering in my disgusted mouth. Hated all of this so much.


Long Hair Ponytail Trick Via Pinterest

by Liz Heather in


One of my New Year's resolutions was to actually try at least two Pinterest pins a month. (Does that seem like I'm aiming pretty low with only doing two? I think it does, but two is better than my usual one-a-year.)

Anyway, I just tried this one and I loved it. Also, it ups my hairstyles-to-leave-the-house-in quota to a whopping THREE HAIRDOS. So that's big news, guys. You should try the hell out of this because it makes you look goddess-like. 

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Sidenote: I am in no way saying that this hairstyle made me look like a goddess. I've looked like a goddess for many years now.