The Cost of Paying Attention

“Silence is now offered as a luxury good.”

I love everything about this New York Times piece I recently read entitled "The Cost of Paying Attention." So much so that I've already put the writer's book (“The World Beyond Your Head: On Becoming an Individual in an Age of Distraction”) on hold. Expect a review on that coming soon.  

Gay Marriage Legalized

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Love it.

Hoverboard

Ummm... WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Fan Catches Baseball While Holding Baby

Why in the hell were people not mad about this guy catching this ball when it so clearly could've been caught by that player? People cheer on this idiot while the sweet Steve Bartman suffered for years?! Go to hell, anyone-who-clapped-for-this-guy.

The Top 25 Most Viewed Blog Posts

I've maintained this blog for two and a half years now (yikes) and it's kind of a small miracle that it's somehow gone on this long. There have been so many posts in that time that I thought it might be all right to share some of the top viewed posts (thank you Google Analytics) that I've written so far. I don't expect anyone to follow this site along so closely that they've read everything, so hopefully there's a few on this list that are new to you.

Also, it's a huge compliment that the most popular posts have been the meatier/wordier ones - and for that I thank everyone who's ever clicked on one damn thing on this site. This blog is such a fun thing to do and I'll never tire from having an opinion on everything. Here are the top 25 most viewed posts (thus far).

1. The Best Slow Cooker Ribs

2. Tabloids

3. Making Friends As An Adult

4. The Things We Should Have Learned in High School

5. In Defense of Marriage

6. Free (or Crazy Cheap) Things To Do in NYC

7. The Weirdness That Surrounds the Word 'Feminist'

8. Universal Studios

9. Mermaid School

10. When You Fall

11. Dark Knight Rises - Review

12. Healthy Banana Pancakes

13. Broken Foot: Part Deux

14. New Year’s Day Checklist

15. Dinner at Blue Hill at Stone Barns

16. The 10 Sweaty, Summer Movies I Frequent

17. Valentine’s Day

18. Celebrating 29

19. Oz: The Great & Powerful - A Review

20. Fake Eyelashes

21. The Wolf of Wall Street - A Review

22. The 10 Best End of School Movies

23. The Seinfeld Restaurant & More Gems

24. Lottery Tickets as Gifts

25. Grilled Chicken with Rosemary Aioli

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Person To Follow - Kelly Oxford

If you're on Twitter and you're not following Kelly Oxford already, who the hell are you following? She IS Twitter, as far as I'm concerned. 

Donald Trump running for president feels very Naked Gun.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 16, 2015

Tonight, my 6yr old was so annoyed with me she said she was "gonna OJ Simpson" me. ❤️

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 31, 2015

Questioning things when you're happy is like taking a shit after a shower.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 22, 2015

Love when the rich inadvertently insult people with jobs. RT @THR Ray Romano Reveals Why He'd Be an Uber Driver Without David Letterman.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) May 18, 2015

If you don't sing, "MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN MAD MEN...” to the strings in the Mad Men theme song, I can't love you.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 6, 2015

And considering how great her first book was, I cannot wait for the second one she's working on at the moment.

Tug of War

Love.

Out of Print Clothing

Have you heard of Out of Print? I'm dangerously close to being in love with their shirts.

Letterman's Last Top Ten

Honestly, I've never hid my dislike for Letterman. The main reason I'm sharing this?

• The Jerry benefit line.

• Look at Jim Carrey. Still a babe.

• Tina Fey.